I want to have a relationship so bad but I'm fat as fuck. Currently working on it but then I think about my "future" gf of having to meet my family one day and that cant happen. First of all they're hoarders like on the level of the ones they show on tv. And then once I convince myself that maybe I can tell her I dont speak with them then I think about my small 6(bone pressed)x4 dick. Its pathetic. l also have a super tight foreskin that smells because I cant retract.
So there you have it my reasons. What about you guys?
I have improved on every aspect such that there is no reason anymore why I don't have a girlfriend. Therefore, it is only caused by external factors and the vileness of women as a whole.
Angel Hall
im fat, have a 5 inch dick, and wanna kill myself :)
Because I don't put any effort into getting one (nor do I complain about not having one)
Anthony King
senpai just click on those pornhub ads
David Stewart
same with me user.
having a gf sounds like a struggle.
Sebastian Harris
My existence is an antithesis of Chad
Charles Baker
I'm a big fat tiny dicked 3-4 inches get on my level scrumpties ball of self loathing, pessimism and anger/hate
Xavier Sanders
>tfw do have a gf but too autistic and self conscious to actually embrace love Now i can see why i've never had one before
Xavier Barnes
I've said it many times here before but at this point it really is solely becuase I'm a virgin. I've finally got my shit sorted, am in decent shape, financially secure, have an above average penis, am not bad looking, and people actually like me. I can get a girl as far as the bedroom without too much difficulty now but they have all gotten cold feet when they find out the true extent of my lack of experience. It's unacceptable when you're 27 years old. INB4 HUUR DUURR JUST DON'T TELL THEM. Intimacy is what I crave, not fucking some random slut. Dishonestly would rob the meaning of it for me.
Easton Peterson
Don't see why anyone would want to spend time with a woman lol
Alexander Wilson
I've tried a bit, but you have to try a lot and I just haven't bothered. A woman just used me for a bunch of money, so now I'm all bitter and fapping a lot to smother any interest in women. All I want is to move and have a blank slate
Oliver Perez
this minus the complain. Well I do complain but not as hard as I used to. Im coming to terms with being single. But I also feel the more time I spend with only myself... the more I want to do something about it.
Luke Nelson
I'm 6'2, not even 30 year old boomer yet, make over 60k/yr, no kids or ex-wives, and invest in crypto. It's obvious why I don't have a gf. Autism
I wish there was a way to circumvent the whole dating process. I just want a wife already. Dating is so tedious, and while I enjoy sex I just can't see her as wife material if she puts out. It's true what they say. Robots are born, not made.
i do. i just have to sit in the cuck shed while she's out fucking other guys but at least i can browse Jow Forums in there
Luke Bennett
main reason: I don't try 2. I can't drive right now 3. no job 4. fat
Josiah James
>short >ugly >don't know any women
Ian King
Basically this but Im also borderline asexual and 9 times out of 10 completely turned off the idea of sex. The last relationship I had basically sealed the deal that I either need to find a girl who is as uninterested in sex as I am or just love with being alone. The rest of my life is going alright so far though so...
Hudson Kelly
I could go back to my biploar BPD fat mexican slut gf
But fuck that. She was stupid clingly and I just couldn't deal with it. I'd love a women that I actually like but knowing that I could get sex and have someone that loves me at anything makes me feel like I don't need women at all which is why I haven't asked anyone out. I'm a little overweight but I don't think women care about that, my family's fine, and my penis is the perfect size according to most women. So that's why I'm currently single. I'd say yes if a women asked me out, but as for now I don't feel like bothering with the dating game until I graduate from college and get my own place.
Dominic Butler
I'm autistic as fuck and way too picky.
William Reyes
Do you guys really think that the size of your penis is so important that is an impediment to have romantic partners?
Hunter Green
why not become the gf?
Chase Walker
>I wish there was a way to circumvent the whole dating process. >wants a wife >Double standards for sex This is where you fail user, you yourself have created a situation in which you treat others on different grounds. If you have had sex before than your ""Autism""" isn't severe enough to impede social interaction Try forming better bonds with other guys and develop some better interpersonal skills
Benjamin Clark
I'm not fat, I have a big cock and I'm average-looking.
I suffer from two things,however: acne and a terrible lack of personality. No matter how much I do or try (protip: I haven't tried), I cannot get someone to like me. I've lost all of my emotions and can no longer relate to most people either. I still want a girlfriend, but I honestly shudder at the thought of shagging some whore who has been with sixty other dudes (an exaggeration, yes, but even having slept with one guy would imply that, at some point, she was in love with another). Call it jealousy if you will or want, I just cannot surmount that immense hurdle... I mean, seriously. Say one day I actually /manage/ to get a girlfriend, what ever will I do if her ex comes calling back? I've a history of extremely low self confidence, self worth, so why would she choose to be with me when she can just hop on his cock (probably without me knowing) while I provide her financial security?
Anyways, I'm not writing a fucking book here, and I'm tearing up a bit, so that's all I'm gonna write.
Every girl has had a long distance obligation that I did not realize we are still dating and so I have waited sometimes years before I'm pursued again but it's by someone that just wants dick, then I lose a little bit of me until the next serious relationship.
Owen Cruz
Tbh. I don't even know anymore.
No matter how much I try to hype myself up to build up this so called confidence, everytime I see a girl so much as glance at me I lock up. I'm not particularly ugly, or so my mom says, I'm 6'2 so height can't be the issue either. I'm not sure what it is and now I'm about to be a senior in college which makes matters worse. Maybe one day I'll become angry enough to approach a girl idk. All I know is that it's slowly consuming my soul.
You're right. I'm sure I'm supposed to be a normie but something isn't clicking.
Brody Wright
Abusive mentally unstable ex gf that I had a kid with. Going through a custody battle and the ex gave me herps, which thankfully wasnt passed to my son. Pretty much I have too much baggage right now and as much as I want someone to hold I need to work on me before I can be with someone.
Ian Thompson
No matter how hard I work or how much I improve there will always be a bigger, stronger guy with a better job and a bigger dick than me and no woman will ever have a reason good or bad to choose me over him.
>Dishonestly would rob the meaning of it for me. lmao get a load of this virgin
Julian Watson
I just don't want to try before I finally manage to move out. I'm 22 and riding on my parents. I need to have some semblance of having my life together before I try. I'm going after adults now, I'm not a kid anymore.
Juan Phillips
Lost my last girl a few months ago. Waiting till I move to go for anything else atm. Though I dont think I really want to have a relationship, but it might be convenient so im open to it.
Women can't love men they don't respect, and women don't respect men with babydicks.
Michael Scott
Shitty personality, fat, ugly and depressed
Thomas Lewis
I dont have a driver's license and I'm average looking at best. I'm also a bit of an asshole and have poor social skills.
Dylan Moore
here's why
>old gf 8/10 cheats on me, I break up with her >go whole summer without gf >school starts >find 10/10 chick in class >talk to her >quickly become very good friends >randomly receive texts like "i love you so much user", "you're so cute", "you're so sweet user" >ask her out on a date >"sorry user I just don't like you like that"
fuck my life
Jaxson Jones
I literally never leave the house and am almost sure I have aspergers. I'm actually above average in looks but the thought of talking to a woman terrifies me. I ignored so many girls that were blatantly interested in me in high school that it makes me sick.
Connor Bennett
Just start talking to chicks on this app called "parlor". Trust me it helps.
David Hughes
Don't put myself out there and I have autism, everything else is fine though.
Carson Gomez
That's easier said than done. I would turn into a gibbering mess if I actually went out of my way to have a conversation with a woman. Whenever I do find myself "talking" to a woman I act like a huge asshole and only give her dismissive, one word answers.
Grayson Sullivan
Practice makes perfect bro. Decent chicks aren't complete cockheads and are really down to earth and chill. You gotta give it a go, you'll regret it if you don't.
Joseph Scott
I got rejected twice in elementary school and I never tried again
Jason Diaz
Maybe you have autism too, seems you totally misunderstood my post. There are no double standards anywhere, not even hinted at. I meant that I hate dating and just want a wife. Skip the dating part, and the reason for wanting to skip dating is because I do not enjoy dating. Not sure how I can simplify it any further. Forming better bonds and interpersonal skills is a total waste of time at this point. Doesn't matter how good your bonds and skills are, if have are autistic you are still autistic. When you grow up and enter the real world you'll learn about this neat little thing we call priorities. Having them worked out and in order will make things go a lot smoother. You should probably start researching the topic now.
Same here, autistically asked out a girl in grade 6 and have not tried since.
Kevin Brown
I'm not saying I could get one if I wanted but I just simply don't want a girlfriend.
Leo King
cuz I don't want one nigger
In all seriousness I'm a part of the incel crowd, except I sometimes do get some girls' interest, I'm just convinced by the sour grapes of it all. No point in women if you're not chad in the tinder age.
Luke Mitchell
No personality, no desire to socialize, cannot provide any kind of emotional nourishment whatsoever, no motivation to do much of anything besides gaming, and autistic tier speaking/body language.
Cuz I live at parents with no social life and a shit job. Wanna move out in next year or two hopefully having my own place will fix my issues though maybe they are deeper than I think
Bentley Wood
I'm 21 and regularly get mistaken for a 14 year old.
Gabriel Jenkins
im actually in decent shape, tall and got clear skin but im just incredibly anxious and depressed 24/7. Recently met an autistic girl on tinder that my friends would consider like a 4/10 but the fact that we had a lot in common and how awkward she was took the edge off so i actually tried for once despite the anxiety. not too long after we met up IRL and had been talking daily she just stopped replying and started ghosting me on games. now whenever I see her online its just a reminder that my issue was never not trying to begin with.
Xavier Hall
She probably just got shy because she feels like you have to fuck or something.
Ian Russell
I wish it was because she was shy, but I mean we met on tinder so she would've known fucking was a possibility. Even though she's autistic she's always been replying and would occasionally send me things out of the blue so I doubt she's recently gotten cold feet. She's also been in a relationship before. Last time we had a proper convo was weeks ago now so I've moved on I guess, just sucks man.
Nicholas Hughes
Have a super ugly face and gyno (man boobs even when skinny). Because of this haven't tried to get a gf for the past decade because I know it's futile.
Mason Moore
I have a girlfriend. I'm in reasonable shape, muscular if a little too fat, have a 6.5 with large girth penis. My family (or rather my mother) is a pretty bad hoarder, the family home barely has room to walk, and barring one brother and my father are all rather antisocial. That didn't stop me from introducing my girlfriend and bringing her over for dinner against my parents wishes. After the initial shock everyone got on rather well, but my girlfriend mentions she would rather die than live in a house like that. Also I used to have really bad phimosis to the point that sex was painful and I couldn't cum, around 6 months of consistent daily stretching made it to the point where during sex it's sometimes slightly uncomfortable but otherwise unintrusive. Whenever I was relaxing in bed I would have my dick out, and I would stick two fingers under the foreskin and stretch sideways, not downwards, to the point of slight pain and just hold it like that for as long as time allowed. In the shower when it was wet and warm I would stretch downwards as far as I could endure. Even now it doesn't retract just from an erection, but I can *unsheathe dick* with only slight discomfort. Keep going fellow robro, you're problems aren't as bad as you think and are surmountable. I believe in you.
Angel Lopez
Fat, ugly, only interests are playing weed and smoking vidya, not a lot of money, crap social skills, and frankly I don't give a fuck about getting a girlfriend anymore.
Cooper Bennett
It's very simple - i dont want to monkey around someone just to get laid. Fuck this premise.
Evan Lewis
>5 inch 1 penis >6 foot 2 >160 pounds >bipolar disorder I'm average in all physical aspects, it's my fault and mine alone that I'm lonely.
Spoken truth! Just think about how stressful it would be to date, perform well and do the whole courting charade. And after you get a gf, you have to: >constantly entertain her, she is not a fleshlight that you can chuck in the closet till next time >have to plan meetings >have to plan outside activities >have to see her normie relatives on regular and not act like a retard >have to buy her expensive & creative presents several times a year (what the fuck do I know??) >need PhD in Human psychology to deal with inevitable couple fights
>I do not enjoy dating That's the part that women love the most. I have read on their forums how they sometimes go on dates just for fun, without any plans to escalate beyond (but I'm sure if it's Chad, they fukk). Dating is almost like a hobby to them.
How would such a stressful activity be entertaining, I have no idea.