Discord storys

hey /b/ros today we'll talk about my bud jimbo. a complete ass who was a fuckin cunt.

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Jim has a nice boicunt

I want to fuck this trap in the boyhole

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How dare this bitch say I have no personality. We didnt even talk for a whole minute before she blocked me. Fembots are bipolar and retarded. Not even worth the headache.

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Another dumbass fembot ghosted me because I was too attractive and just masturbated to my pictures wtf

Forgot the pic
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That's weird. Why would you share that with anyone? No wonder she ghosted you

LMAO damn not just you have no personality but a you're gross on top just as a extra fuck you

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Another fembot sent me nudes, played guitar and sung for me and even says stuff like I miss you but never fucking talks to me. Fembots are so fake holy shit

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I could go on for days my DMs are full of fembots and they are literally the same. The only way to win is to ghost them before they ghost me. Pic related is another fembot, I sent her my PSN and everything but of course this bitch never added me

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a transbot tried to trick me till i made them get on vc

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Haha roasted.

Why do all discord users turn out to be under 18

uhey hey hey aha aha aha

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Why did I know you'd do this.
I ended up going to sleep instead of masturbating.

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Not him but probably because you know it was a piece of shit thing to do and when you saw a thread about pieces of shit on discord you expected to be featured

>fake hair
>pound of make up
>doesnt even hide mustache
>ugly 1960s secretary glasses
>nose ring
>25 year old boomer
>black girl who thinks shes white
Nothing of value was lost

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she's not worth it user, don't bother

>nigga u sound like me

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hm this person added me and wanted dickpics

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I need that story fren, preferably in green txt

I didn't want to send him my nudes so I deleted him. I didn't expect him to be such a cutie though. Thank god I didn't since he'd probably post those too.

Is this the first time you tried attempting to seek me out? X------D

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it's too much to bother writing about

Its some old fat black chick that calls herself trolling. Dont say I didnt warn you

No it isnt I want to hear it also. You can at least give the shortend

>metric tons of baggage
enough said
there's no hope for us, women are all thots, traps are all suicidal, etc

yeah I figured it was either that or a catfish she ended up unfriending me after I declined

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I was recording the conversation we were having posting it for my friends to hear while I was trying to get your nudes.
K
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>doesn't want to regale us with his tale

Fuck you too then

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>every time I join a discord server there's always this same autistic faggot asking for my legs

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I don't want people to know who I am

>Is this the first time you
>tried
>attempting
Same thing stupid bitch, why would I seek you out. Im posting dumb sluts so other robots dont fall for the same shit. I couldnt care less about your stupid ass
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Plus Ive got something to remember you by anyway

Oh wait I think I talked to this person while I was on drugs

A ton of people already have that recording. I'll be flattered if anyone masterbates to it and records themselves.
Stop being so mad.

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Be friends with me, I want a female friend. I am also female, but I've never had a fembot friend before.

Moreover, what is there to fall for? I was just bored. I'd assumed robots were desperate enough to be my play thing but are vapid.

>E-EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IM A WHORE
>Y-YOURE JUST MAD!
Damage control wont save you

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You people really need to go outside this is fucking ridiculous lmao my dick didn't even move Im just embarrassed for you

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At least you crossed out your ugly fucking face in this one

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Okay, post your discord.

Why did you save my pictures and not just delete them if such a trashy whore? Are to masturbating to them? I'd be flattered if you did. It's my fetish.

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Oops I replied to the wrong person
Add me if you want. Hydrangea#5454

Who is who so I know if I should add or not. Is this the one jacking off in the audio posted or the other girl

Why did you come to this thread? To find me? My dick wasnt even hard anytime we were talking I just wanted another femanons nudes. Youre just another slut who cant even do her job right cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470784576474710016/470816715182178305/jess2.mp3

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Did you not open the screenies lol

What is the context? Do people just demand penises and start VCs randomly?

>he literally thinks I was genuinely trying to flirt with him X----D

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Because it's a social program for normalswine. What do you expect?

Only desperate whores who dont get enough dick in their life

Everyone add the chief
Chief of SSP, Jeff Benzos#3940
/VS8kRsE

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>he thinks he's exposing me
Anyway I'm leaving. Enjoy being mad lol

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>be me
>summer, 33 years old
>playing ff14, make a friend in dungeon, adds me to friends list
>it's a girl
>she's fun, flirty, as time goes on we're pretty much only playing with one another, all hours of the night
>one night she says she has to get off early because she needs to be up early for first day of school
>turns out she's 13

it's not fair bros. i never heard anyone in the background. where were her parents?

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you guys are so lewd in discord I thought robots were modest virgins

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>As if you can't do that all over again in any random MMO

>tfw no chaotic bf

you're all cancerous btw you've ruined discord

>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A SLUT
Bitch you think Im stupid? I knew something was up. I didnt send any dick pics, you literally got nothing from me besides a couple selfies that I post all over discord
>HEHE MY FRIENDS AND I THINK IT FUNNY
Lets see you got recording of me talking and I got recordings of you masturbating. Hmm I guess I was trolled after all?
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Stupid thot. Youll always be a fucking ugly fake ass bitch. I guess if I looked like you id have no respect for myself either.

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Haha so funny and original :')

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Were the sheep servers deleted for TOS? I Think everyone in them got banned also

Funny as fuck if true

idk about the knock-off sheep servers because i never joined but i was in the first one until it got deleted and i'm not banned

At first I assumed I just got kicked from it and I was sad, but I realised that litterally every person I had added from it had been offline for awhile (who are normally VERY active) and none of them have come on since not even for a minute. But I'm not banned, it's spooky.

>Fembots existing

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If you actually exist dm me with proof

StayHumble#9841

this guy is confirmed chad
avoid this retard

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This is the Jow Forums equivalent of twitter drama.

Why is this allowed? Why do you people give a shit? It's literally dumb nigger drama.

Kill yourselves failed normie scum, stop plaguing this board.

Honest to god I have no fucking idea whats going on in this thread. Is there history I need to know? Is there a discord everyone is on? This reads like gibberish.

>Anyway I'm leaving. Enjoy being mad lol
>Anyway I'm leaving. Enjoy being mad lol
>Anyway I'm leaving. Enjoy being mad lol
More damage control. Why are you still here, retard.

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Those recordings are almost a year old and were made to be public you moron. If you knew I was trying to troll you why are you so butthurt? Your incel rage is reaching its maximum levels.
(I also think I'm attractive so you can keep spamming my beautiful face)
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This guy's alright from what I know..
He makes music and chills in our server.

its highschool kids, most of them are under 18, thats the typical demographic of discord threads. not really surprising that they talk about such stupid ass shit.

It's just inside drama with a few insufferable degenerates in a discord server circle posting in a Jow Forums thread to give the illusion that anyone gives a fuck about this autistic shit.

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OH NO NO NO NO LMAO AND THEN YOU DELETED IT. YOU REALLY THOUGHT I DIDNT SAVE THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Holy shit, am i gonna have to spens my whole night blowing you the fuck out?

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>It's just inside drama with a few insufferable degenerates in a discord server circle posting in a Jow Forums thread to give the illusion that anyone gives a fuck about this autistic shit.
this x infinity

Thanks friend. This shit just makes me feel sad for them

>seething because good looking
If you are who I think you are, your ban was justified.
Just because mox tried to help you doesn't mean you can go around and bash people

post ur selfies nigga

Why did you make the same fucking post after deleting it jesus get some help
>Anyway I'm leaving. Enjoy being mad lol
Still talking. Still here. But Im the butthurt one?
Leave it to a whore to wanna get the last word in

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I made a typo and needed to fix my post since the reply was broken. You're manic as fuck dude lol

>enters server
>leaves
Um..

sadmoments :::(((

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>tfw so attractive fembots literally sperg out over me
Its a blessing and a curse

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post his selfies nigga

I'm tryna see a qt goth robot

>Chad
Proof?

>I'm tryna see a qt goth robot
Me

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Can someone please give me a server im really sad

Fem here and I play FFXIV. Got Discord, friendo?

You look 15-16.

>tfw instead of posting funny shit you all go full assburgers and get weird

>tfw no stardew valley gf
This is real suffering bros

Im 20
you know I had to do it to em

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Yeah, looks young and he's not even attractive.

Can I get an invite to a server please? I csnt sleep

You're fucking insane. No wonder everyone ghosts you.
Jesus Christ

you look like a dirty fucking spic

>wants a trap with bpd
Wew you can have her

He's a nutcase he posts different edits on that fucking picture and spams the forum with them

>Oh no hes different so he must be insane
And so what if I am? Blow me

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Post server links
I like to talk shit for no reason and the channels I'm in are all dry rn

You look irrelevant

ill bash your fucking shitskin head in faggot

daily reminder
origami tea

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