FPH

Mirin calves

>be fat faggot
>want to lose weight because of Jow Forums
>use /fph/ to fuel my anger at my own shitty body
>a scowl of determination comes over my face
>every meal I started eating in the bathroom (I wouldn't eat at work)
>this goes on for months
>at some point I started to scream at myself about how I'm a fat fucking pig and I deserve to be slaughtered like the cunt I am
>did this for months
>all my neighbors who live in the apartments around me now think I'm autistic as fuck
>don't give a shit, I look fantastic
thank you, /fph/

forgot to mention that I ate in the bathroom so I could see myself eating, how disgusting and gross I looked. I had to look myself in the eye and convince myself that what I was eating was good for me. I couldn't. It was insanely good motivation.

good on you user I use it in mostly the same way but more as a warning
post before and afters user

Is it really just 28?

Is this another BS Facebook meme?

You'd have thick calves too if you walked around with 300 pounds on you. Imagine a weighted fat suit so you could get sick leg gains all day

>Put an enormous amount of effort into sculpting your body just to completely cover it with an obesity suit
there's really no way to win is there?

I mean, when you want to look good, just take it off

What, and lose all my sweet calf gainz? Yeah right.
Next you're gonna tell me to stop consuming semen, you raging candy-ass

Meant to reply to you instead of meself
Holy shit I'm retarded

This picture is asinine. If we start banning and outlawing things just because a small minority of people abuse them, then they'll be coming for your guns not long after they outlaw processed foods.

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it's not a serious proposal user it's supposed to point out the shallowness of people who want guns banned obviously we should ban things because a small group abuse them

i think this photo is just being rhetorical rather than literal. Also:
>a small minority of people abuse them
just lol @ this. A minority of people do not abuse fast food or else everyone wouldn't be such a fat fuck. Go drive by any fast food joint and it guaranteed they will have customers

>small minority
Not in Murica.

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People stopped being overweight to go full obese mode.

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someone post that comic of the chubby soiboi trying to justify not exercising

>small minority
It's literally a large majority. 70% of Americans are at least overweight, of that 70% almost half are obese. I don't agree with banning it because then people who are healthy but want a cheat quick meal or having people over for a BBQ but we really need to start a fat tax and start making it illegal to use ads that promote fatties just like what we did with smoking

his calves are bigger and more solid than my thighs

mirin hard

Fuck....

at least it's diet

Anybody have a pic of the guy who was having like a 20,000 kcal cereal?

Holy fuck, I can't even think how I'd make and eat a 20000 kcal bowl of cereal and this dude makes one by accident?
That's some fucked up shit senpai.

holy shit bro that's full on just use DNP like the rest of us. you can get it as a powder pretty cheap and it's easy to eyeball.

DNP has the -slim- chance to kill me, whereas screaming at myself in a mirror about how much I'm a fat fucking pig has 0 chance to kill me.
[spoiler]besides, it's what zyzz would've wanted[/spoiler]

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Bumping

>at Walmart, have armful of groceries because I couldn't find the baskets
>Going to self checkout, there's a bit of a corridor with impulse buy snacks on other side
>Fat woman in a mobility scooter swooces in front of me as I'm approaching the corridor
>Stops in the middle of it, can't get my on either side due to her fat wings
>She starts looking at the wall of candies
>"Excuse me, can I get by"
>No response
>"EXCUSE ME CAN I GET BY"
>She looks at me like I slapped her
>"I just need to look at these"
>"Oh, you NEED to?"
>She looks away from me and rolls off
Nothing bothers me more than people who say they "need" something, that they really don't.

Never forget

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what the fuck is "francissing all over a chair"

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Thicc

Of course she has a tattoo.

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Wait, why is there beard in his mouth?

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I haven't dumped any fat operators in a while.

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literally his autist mode

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where is this from

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Dis nigga thinking about beans haha

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These guys look like airsoft players

>semper pie!

imagine being so fucking fat a 2 foot drop almost kills you

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Not pictured: She hit dead center every single shot.

here in the bay area we are not fat like in maryland or ohio

>Unironically blames the chair, an inanimate object

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it's quite clearly not rated for 42 stone

Fat people are beautiful. Quads don't lie.

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I like how the names are censored, but the names typed out in the comments are not.

This thread is garbage desu, I'm posting some better content

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one day im going to learn who took that pic

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>cream cheese tubs above packages of bagels
Those store managers know exactly what they’re doing.

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The fucking beard

literally not possible

wow close

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This dude is easily 500+ pounds.

You guys ever just causally dismiss the laws of physics

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I used to work with a guy who was so fat you could easily tell when he was walking to and from his desk.

He had the joociest calves you'll ever see.

YAAAASSS QUEEN. SLAAAAAY

Have any of you every met somebody who actually believes this? I haven't.

>*chuckles*
>Well, actually...

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I know people who believe some of those things and they are biology majors sadly. Somehow, they can't understand that a 5'4" person shouldn't eat as much as a 5'8'+ person

I've met people that didn't understand calories in/calories out or at least weren't aware.

Most people think it's the quality of the food they're eating that causes weight gain, for instance they'd think pasta/rice is a good way to lose weight and end up overeating and still gain weight.

Similarly people don't realise how many calories are in things like soda and ranch dressing on salads

I wanted a fucking McDonald's ice cream cone the other night. Got the gf to drive me to McD's for the cone. We sat in the drive thru line for 15 minutes and she wanted to go to taco bell and get some tacos instead of a McDicks cone. We sat in the taco bell line for 15 minutes. This is in a small town and at like midnight. Fast food my fucking ass.

Satire. This cannot be the opinion of a person that can write.

I honestly can't tell satire from certain people's legitimate opinions anymore.

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Wait, isn't promoting a certain lifestyle that shortens people lives more like eugenics than trying to keep everyone healthy and alive longer? My brain can't process this logic, help

I mean... maybe Jow Forums was her ambassador for diet and and wellness culture.

youtube.com/watch?v=mq8IY_nLXME

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his Twitter page
thats his goatee thing, someone made fan art of him on his twitter

somebodys got to protect ronald McDonald's cheeseburgers from the hamburglar.

Lost

>implying there's anything wrong with white supremacy or eugenics
kek

Someone ate whatever he sat on....

Nice piñata compadres

If you use enough mental gymnastics, the last one is technically true based on metabolism. If you get two people in a room and one eats less and one eats more - the person eating more might not gain weight due to a higher metabolism, whereas the one eating less might not lose weight.

The difference would have to be fairly small though, unless one person is, like 6'7" and the other is 5'3".

Jesus does he honestly think he looks like that?

This is one of the reasons I joined gym. Was an lgbt member at college. Got sick of seeing fat fucks like this one everywhere and didn't want to turn into that.

I'm g*y, but is there anything grosser than being fat and gay? I mean, doing anal with anyone with a bf over 20% sounds disgusting.

They've got the right idea, but their technique is way off: youtube.com/watch?v=C7HL5wYqAbU

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