How do i talk to women ironically haha

>Straight up samefagging like this
The bait wasn't even good in your first post, why post twice?

easily the best post ever made on this board

>11 posters
it's just the truth,my man. at first looks sad but you are much more free without a boring woman at your side

>Implying
>Implying you can't samefag with both your pc and your phone
>Implying I'm a manlet because I responded to his bait
Here's another (You) out of pitty, looks like you really need some attention to divert you from your mental and emotional issues.

>ifunny
>iphone file name

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I’ll just kill my self now

fpbp

daily reminder that

Face>Height>Status>Money>Personality

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youtube.com/watch?v=pVHtfFE-cl4

cheese on toast

I'm a gamer with a lot of asian female gaming friends and all of them seem to value money and intelligence more. One of them is a 9/10 asian hottie who is dating some ugly 4/10 white friend because he graduated at Stanford and is "funny". When you literally see them together in pictures it's like a goddess and a dog, actually disgusting

Its because asian women have no souls and want a pay piggy that she can dominate for the rest of her life.

>asian insect
>goddess

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What games do you play where you meet lots of 9/10 asian gamer girls

Rules for talking to women if your goal is sex

>Keep it light hearted
>Don’t use big words (even with smart chicks)
>Tease her like she’s a mischievous child trying to one-up you
>Stop giving a fuck if you’re going to put your penis in her or not
>When in doubt, say something random
>Don’t give away much information about yourself
>Imagine that you’ve already fucked her, and now you’re just messing with her in bed afterwards (this is the best advice anyone has given me on women)
>Shut Up and never depreciate yourself
>Communicate at 66% of the rate she does
>Don’t compliment her looks, she already knows she looks good
>Don’t validate her before you’ve fucked her, she’s gotta put out before you give her validation
>Don’t be scared to disagree with her
>Your attention is your equivalent of pussy, don’t shower her with it until she’s showered you with her pussy juices
>Make it clear you’re a sexual being without saying crude shit
>Treat her like she treats her beta orbiters
>Remember that SHE’S the one selling herself to you, YOU are the prize in the interaction
>Being autistically asocial or an extroverted sperglord is okay as long as you DO NOT act too interested in her
>Watch what she does, not what she says
>Joke about walking away or claim she has some trait that possibly disqualifies her from your pool of women
>Don’t react like an eager dog to everything she says and does, I always give a 3-4 second gap before reacting to her (as if to say, “oh yeah you’re still here”)
>Never get angry, sad, nervous, or neurotic in response to when she shit tests you
>Act like she’s blessed to stand in your presence
>Figure out what she likes talking about, and allow her to ramble on like women do as long as you’re still enjoying the subject matter
>Make sure you’re guiding her towards shit that stirs up deep positive feelings
>Women are simple and the best thing to do is create a connection in her brain that user = Fun.

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t. morbidly obese retard who typed all this shit out to try and mask the fact that he's a shit stinking incel with no idea as to what the hell is going on

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Stop watching gay French cartoons for starters.

Digits for an A+ post

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I respect your right to disagree with me, but I think the quick resort to blind ad hominem attacks is a bit unbecoming. You’ve got some growing up to do, man. Bless your heart.

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Post somethin' better then ya quarter reppin', hip drahvin', milk drinkin', roid gut, natty, baby boomin', legume consumin', gyno havin', little girl!

based and redpilled, just lose all inhibitions and give women next to no attention and they will die for it.

Trips of truth

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Adrien is cute!

alright, but what if my goal is love and not just sex?

it was jsut in time, thanks user

also checkd

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texting a girl
>her: sends selfie
>youre really pretty
>"thanks youre too"
>thanks wanna grab a coffe tomorrow night
>no reply

a few minets later i realised my mistake. its over lads ill never get me a qt gf

"Be yourself" is only legitimate advice if this is what you're looking for, best of luck

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>>Communicate at 66% of the rate she does
user there are many things i didnt understand of that list

It means let her talk more than you talk. If you can't understand a guide that clear cut and thorough then you aren't ready yet.

Just remember to treat her like shit once in a while. works 200% every time.

I feel like if I use this rule the convo will be stuck in 3-5 word texts and die off

He was talking about averages, you are talking about specific cases, you dumb fuck!

*snap*

this is going in my exquisite post's collections

then you move on to the next thot
what most of you nerds dont understand is that sex is 100% a numbers game for men. even if youre a ripped 10/10 gigachad who spits mad game only maybe 1 out of 8 or 10 girls you hit up outside of a club will be down and ready to fuck, and thats mostly due to circumstances and logistics outside of your control

>I'm a gamer
lost me there

fuck. I'm no good person.
well, I'm sure there'll be someone for me. just gotta keep trying

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RIP

Anyone got the manlet version of this pic?

>rules
Lmao beta as fuck. Do you think chads and pussy slayers actually do this?

>Anyone got the manlet version of this pic?
Imagine being this insecure....... Napoleon complex is real.

B&R

>Lmao beta as fuck. Do you think chads and pussy slayers actually do this?
you dumb fuck.................................

What the hell should you have said?
>Elbows too pointy, 2/10

I talked to TWO females today Jow Forums. Ask me anything.

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this, but in a less autistic way.

No way man.

Is this image actually art of any characters in particular?

Its annoying how cute I find it.

When will you kill yourself?

It's true. Three if you count introducing myself briefly to another.
After I graduate and I have to get a job to survive.

>After I graduate and I have to get a job to survive.
Why not today? Today is a very good day to die, think about it.

But today I'm comfy. Got scholarship money to buy food and pay rent. Got schoolwork to keep me busy and not thinking.

>But today I'm comfy. Got scholarship money to buy food and pay rent. Got schoolwork to keep me busy and not thinking.
If you have enough time for Jow Forums, you have enough time for suicide.

>t. manlet

God damn this is one of the most wholesome OP images I have ever seen.

>t.newfag

nigga wtf are you talking about.

Idk I was just thinking of like ignoring her pic and keep talking about whatever

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You people really are autistic.

Dude this one time she sent me a cute video of her. I was high so I told her she looked retarded.

Fucking kek

>Dude this one time she sent me a cute video of her. I was high so I told her she looked retarded.
Smooth........

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