To what purpose are you working user? How do you visualize making it?

To what purpose are you working user? How do you visualize making it?

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how do you create this thing on your computer?

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I'd explain but you'd need a degree in rocket science to understand lol fuckin boomer

Ottermode and enough time/money to enjoy my hobbies
My mom's loaded so I'll get an inheritance in 20-30 years but by then I'll be a boomer and probably too old to really enjoy it
I found out there was a trust set up for the "grandkids" aka me and my sister's but someone somewhere conveniently forgot about us while they were handing it out to our cousins
I was so close to being a trust fund Chad now I'm just a loser sitting here on homoerotic fitness websites

I'm 19 fuck off, what program is it

>save your ideals
>open template in ms paint
>go to "paste from" and click on your ideals, they'll show up on template

I want to look the best I can because I get hard looking at myself making progress.

thanks

>im 19

Sure thing sir, so am I. First thing first, I am gonna need you to open your INTERNET BROWSER ok.. in your case that's probably going to be internet explorer if you are on a windows pc as thats the one that comes pre loaded on your machine.

Now that thats sorted I am going to need you to locate the search bar, towards the top of your browser window, I'd reccomend typing in the url "google.com" for the best search results, or you could use the default bing search engine.

Once you've decided on which search engine you'll be using, you are going to want to type "photo editing software" and hit enter, and then read up on what that it is and how best to select a program that's suited for you, I think you'll be able to handle the rest from here.

I started laughing while having a shake and it came out my nose you fucker

I work out for the upcoming race war. Those jigaboos aren't going to hoist themselves up on the day of the rope so I'm doing a lot of forearm work currently

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One day

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you had me up to the girl
love the style, meh on the first two. don't really understand the girl type but you do you bud

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You want too much hair

already posted on /fa/ but whatever. obligatory but i never stop adding onto my ideals
body is great, hair and style is meh, girl is weird but i cant judge
style is shit but i like girls and hair
always glad to see this in every thread
learn how to edit when making a joke post

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What race war?
Niggers are all looking to africa and one of those already completed but completely empty chinese cities.
That there black panther movie gave the blacks ideas.

>thinking they can just walk away and leave
they won't get off that easy user, they will pay for their crimes

yeah, desu fashion is my weakest point. I usually go with some black t-shirt and jeans. since genetics gave me the good looks and a tall build and I just added working out to that, I never had a problem with women (even though my style is as interesting as a boiled potato). that being said I would be interested to learn how to dress a bit just for m sake if nothing else. thinking of starting to lurk /fa/ but seeing how much shit advice /fit / gives about lifting, I'm a bit skeptic to it.

style doesnt mean anything when you are jason momoa-tier, just work on body and hair and you wil be fine

i manage to kill these threads every time i post, not sure why

9.5, prob the best one ive seen in a while. if you can pull off that hair nothing but respect. styles fine homie, casual works

6/10 you had it until the girl

6/10 none of these goals are Jow Forums sis

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user, user, user. I don't wanna be "fine". I want stacy to feel to intimidated to fucking aproach me because I'm so far out of her league. I want my friends mothers to fantasize about me. I want to be able to make girls blush and turn their gaze from me just smiling. I will transcend. And nothing beneath than that will allow me to sleep peacefully at night.

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/fa/ knows fashion about as well as the average Jow Forums poster knows lifting. if the clothes fit you properly you'll be aight my man.

7/10 good taste on the bods, styles max memes

>I'm 19

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What are you going to do about it?
They'll be happy in their african city while you'll be in whatever corner of whatever country you are from beating your meat to big eyed cartoon children.

i fucking hate fit chicks

wtf is that girl

wrong board amigo

hot latina = instant 10/10

dress like a nazi but trudeau haircut?

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Like the body, not my style but can appreciate it. Same for the girl. Don't know shit about fashion and I saw that haircut on so many retards it kinda ruined it for me.
Takes a bunch of time and hair products to pull of that look but I think I'm managing it ok. Godspeed user

yeah I don't really care about fashion, the Nazi outfits are the only things that I like but more like works of art, obvisoly cant dress like that

So you're going for the "buff dad in the neighbourhood". I nice facial features on the girl, simple style and tidy haircut. Individually I'm not a big fan of any of the elements in there but together they might actually work. And don't worry user, I can take the fit chicks you can take the others. We share, ok fren?

word homie, godspeed 2 you too.

for real man, latinas get me good. been fucking w a venezuelan girl last few months, great time. 9/10 mirin BIG mode desires

fair

kek imagine a guy in a full nazi uniform just walking around in your neighbourhood

damn someone being positive in this board, what a year we're living in

style is generic. i don't like long hair, but at least it's different than the usual Jow Forums undercut

don't pursue a career in comedy

love the girl

haha

I like your guys. I like dark hair / presence. I love David Byrne too.

basic ass bitch

Jow Forums pls go

yuck except for Alexis Bleidel

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I feel like no matter how much I lift I will never get a gf with strong legs like that.

I've never even seen a girl with legs like that. They literally only exist on instagram

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10/10 for skynn whore

I can’t wait either :)

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woah, a perfect 0. havent seen one of those in a while. are you an angry dyke or a test deficient teen?

androgynous/tomboy bisexual cis female. smooches.

What's your family do? Sounds like old money but I'm curious.

Not that you should care about it but I find your taste in guys horrendous. Great eye for women though. Body's a bit on the skinny side imo but since I'm not your type again you shouldn't really care. Fashion and hair seem to go well together as a look (except for the suit I've got a deep dislike for women in clasic straight suits, just a prt peeve)

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so this is what the people who say ''FUCK OFF BACK TO Jow Forums'' look like

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You got the unedited version of that pic? After a certain point it's not even lust but beauty.
She's gorgeous.

We didn't care last thread, we don't care now.
Stop begging for attention.

Hate colourful shirts, and I find the afro too fucking tempting. It looks so fucking fluffy and jiggly I just want to touch it. I know it wouldn't be ok because I hate it when people touch my hair even if they ask first. But it's soooooo! Why do you have a toy I can't play with on your head??? Nice choice in women though.

rachel cook. google her name and amalfi

Thanks boss

Those abs look so weird bro. lauren southernis babe though, nice choice

yeah I think the picture has been edited to make the waist smaller.

Great great great grandfather on mom's side patented some of the first stoplights in the US, ended up making like $600M
It's been split and squandered so many ways it's sad, my great uncles the only one I know that's been smart and still has like $120M
My mom has

I like girls who are girlier than me and guys who are manlier than me (for what it's worth, but hairy dadbod guys are what I think of as "manly", not roided gymrats).

I have a big chest so I'm never going to look like my body pics, but I really struggle finding photo examples of the body type I want/could realistically get. Basically I want to look ripped when exercising and soft when not and slender in clothes. I've got the soft and slender down, now I just need the ripped.

>I know it wouldn't be ok because I hate it when people touch my hair even if they ask first
Kindergarten was the worst. Still have nightmares and shit

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use it as motivation homie. 10mil is small fish these days, apply urself to a lucrative profession and you'll have that real quick. it'll be a good feeling to be better off with something you've built than you would have been if you took what someone handed you

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Yeah, I second this. That's why I was curious. emulate your ancestors.

Photoshop.

If you don't have a pirated version of photoshop CS6 or CC and are minimally proficient in it, you are a brainlet. It is far and away the most useful tool for anyone in any career.

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8/10

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solid 10/10

I'd argue that you can find many satisfactory and easy to operate photo editing programs, it doesn't HAVE to be photoshop, though it is the popular choice. As far as usefulness in a career goes Microsoft Excel baby. And yes, I fucking hate it.

10 homie. dark hair dark eye qts are my kryptonite

8/10 dunno bout the style but the rest is solid. classic boxing physique is underappreciated

9/10 same as before, needs more casual styles and to be a little more concise otherwise dope. gun loving qt is goals hard

different user but photoshop is far and away the best photo editing software out there, having used most editing programs a normal person can get their hands on. very powerful and once you learn how to use it fairly straightforward

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Thanks lad.

Yeah there are lots of options. Photoshop is the best because a lot of companies have adobe suites and it's good to know how to use those.

You can use photoshop to remove embarrassing elements from photographs, touch up yellow teeth or acne with ease, fabricate text info like dates or receipts, generate quick logos or flowcharts, highlight or point out certain elements of an image that might be otherwise missed, etc. etc. etc.

When I was in college, my fraternity had to prove our philanthropical, educational, charitable involvement with the community and it was a fucking breeze. Just take a picture at a day drink, edit out the red solo cups, and turn in the picture as proof that we all attended a local church on Sunday for a charity 5k.

That sweater is fucking atrocious bro. Jesus Christ I hope you don't actually own or wear anything like that. Rule of thumb: wear a blazer before you wear a tie. Tie and no blazer makes you look like an intern. Blazer and no tie makes you look like a giga-Chad.

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enough thiccness to warm a small village 7/10

love the hair, love the style 8/10

simple. I like it 6/10

love the body, love the hair 8/10

love the hair and girls, weak style 7/10

a man with priorities 10/10

love the hair, and that African chick is gorgeous 8/10

great style minus the shirt, gorgeous women 7/10

love it 10/10

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Run tor on windows

N*gger wants human women
disgusting. you will forever end some retarded girls bloodline if you do that.

>implying any woman would sleep with me
glad you're in my corner, friend