ITT: We discuss our preferred method of suicide and what made us reach this point
>Currently in university
>KV
>social anxiety, depression, schizoid
>not looking to live for the next ~70+ years as a failure loner
>know in my bottom of my heart that things will never get better
>Will commit suicide by cop likely after I graduate in 3 years
>Will commit suicide by cop likely after I graduate in 3 years
Do you want to know how I know you won't?
the only thing i look forward to anymore is sleep so why not do it forever.
always thought that a bridge jump + mid air headshot would be ideal. that is, if i don't decide mid air that i wanna live.
i hope something changes for the better for you, user. or at the very least i hope that you find peace at your own hands.
please enlighten me
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>suicide via cop (hopefully it's a shitty one)
>suicide by paying a nigger (this is plan b)
Second one looks like I didn't commit suicide. I don't wanna cause any drama, I just want to be dead
can i ask how you plan to provoke the police?
Point a gun and shoot in their general directions but not hit any of them. Then spook them enough to shoot.
That is not gonna work unless you live in the USA
25yo KHHV, ugly as fuck, diagnosed aspergers
Suicide will take the form of getting drunk as fuck then headshot with a 12 gauge using buckshot. I cant take the crippling pain of regret and loneliness any longer.
Well guess where I live desu. If not, I'll just make an elaborate scheme with a nigger and pay him money to kill me. Either way, no one will know.
>being suicidal when Total War: WARHAMMER II exists
Literally autistic.
>Join military thinking it would improve my life
>It only gets worse
>No friends here, can't stand other soldiers, they all alienate and make fun of me then go on about being there for your battles and shit
>probably gonna just hang myself when I get leave
>no future
>no past
>suicide via shotgun
When i decide to end it I want to do it somewhere secluded in a field or forest and let the animals and bugs feed off my corpse. At least then i'll be contributing to something.
Do you think pointing a replica airsoft pistol without an orange tip at them would do the job?
You do understand cops are criminally poor at shooting usually and you will bleed out for 15 minutes in shock and agony while a fat fuck sits on you waiting for the paramedics, right?
It's not gonna be like in the movies where a bullet results in death before you hit the ground. If you want that, just buy a fucking ticket to Afghanistan you cheap cunt.
That all assumes some cuck doesn't tackle you from behind and you end up committed to a mental institution for 30 years literally unable to kill yourself because you're being watched.
The best method to kys is to let your organs naturally fail as a result of age-related wear and tear, you'll need to regularly eat, drink, and sleep for this to happen though, and it will take around 70 years. It's the only method with 100% foolproof reliability though, even shotguns have something like 95 and there's liveleak vids of chinese people with holes straight through their heads still living and aware of their pain.
I would call in a report of a man looking sus in a empty parking lot. When the police arrive I position myself in front of them, have gun in hand pointing down. In the end I would reject calls to drop it and run at them while raising the gun thus causing them to fire multiple rounds which should be enough to get hit good at least once
What does "KV" mean? I see these terms tossed around all the time here but I don't know what they mean.
I didn't say you wouldn't be hit, I said you wouldn't die from being shot, at least not without feeling agony for several minutes to half an hour beforehand.
Look at liveleak videos of cop cameras- they just pop pop pop until you hit the ground, then they stand on you and disarm you. You write like a retard while being restrained, and if you don't bleed out the paramedics get to you and your stupid little attempt is all over.
If you want instant death from shooting- i.e. RELIABLE death- cop is not the way to do it, and indeed there is basically no foolproof method that is also free of ghastly consequences for failure. That, and even if it was, you are being a spineless douche of the highest order by forcing another man to kill you.
Because why the fuck would you arbitrarily wait until you graduate college in 3 years? If you're willing to hold off that long then you're clearly not committed to killing yourself in the slightest. You're worse than a female, at least their pathetic attempts at suicide are done with some sense of immediacy.
>after I graduate in 3 years
Oh fuck off you LARPing faggot
>Going to hang myself if I can't find a job by August 1st
I got to this point from being born an autist to shitty parents and not being able to function in normal society. I got kicked out by my parents when I turned 18, and I moved in with a friend from high school. It's been a year later, and I'm going to get kicked out. My crazy neoliberal boomer grandparents are making me move to a completely different state to move in with them when I get kicked out. I'm going to be abandoning everything I've ever known, with no hope of getting the help I need here unless I get a job before I move so I can pay rent.
Fuck my life, Jow Forums... I can't keep living like this. I don't care if I'm young and have my entire life ahead of me, if this is what I'm doomed to be like for the rest of it, I'd rather die. If the only option for me is to abandon everything I've built over the course of 7 years, I'd rather just call it quits.
But knowing me, I'm probably just going to either fail or not do it like the attention whoring coward I am. Or maybe I'll actually do it this time, who fucking knows.
Heights are very big fears to overcome, even if you don't consider being afraid of them they are ingrained in your brain biologically to be terror inducing.
This is comming from someone who's drove to a bridge at night and tried to jump. It's hard and scary as shit, I have yet to try gun but considering I can't buy one I'm SOL.
In short, bridge is not the way to go
As a coward myself I feel for you, so take solace in the fact that your not fully alone just yet. I'd give you advice but I dont know your full situation other than what you've already laid out, good luck with whatever you do
Lurk more you KV cunt