How many calories is this sandwich do you think?

How many calories is this sandwich do you think?

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I only clicked this thread because I thought OP pic was a penis

Bout tree fiddy

What's in it?
Looks like egg salad, I'd guess 400-600 hundo

The mold spots all over the outside brings it up to at least 1k

1100 i think

that looks terrible

do you work at reuters?

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.

Some type of curry sauce with bits of chicken
No

I guess I'll have to avoid foods I can't know the calories in.

600. Mainly from the bread.

>400-600 hundo
Mfw when sandwhich is 60 000 calories

>Mfw when

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probs 500

>Not putting a dab of enriched uranium on your sandwich
Never gonna make it

650-700
Those pre-packaged sandwiches use the carbiest bread.

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450 if lots of butter. Less if not.

>Americans think a fucking sandwich has more than 500 calories
No wonder you're all fat af.

Wouldn’t they be thin? Imagine thinking you’re eating 2k cal a day but it’s 1500 since you know you overestimate the amount of calories things have

Extra sugar is added to our bread. It's pretty fucked.

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It does.

400-500

60 000 calories=60 kcal
I think it's actually closer to 600 000 calories

McD cheeseburger is 300..this appears to be twice that size and a whole lotta extra bread.

Egg salad too, or some kind of mayo...whew, boy.

700 calories is my guess...maybe even 800

Mold spots
seriously?

Lad

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387.8 exacly

why would you do this

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probably like 250.
>mfw people saying 600-800
so the 1/3 of the entire intake of an average men would be 3 fucking sandwitches and water for the entire day. how fucking braindead is this board honestly?

1500

the bread alone is easily 250, stop talking out of your ass.

Probably negative calories because there's no way you can eat that piece of shit and not projectile vomit after.

You are too pussy to tolerate a simple sandwich

its 2018. take the sv3rige pill and stop eating indigestable plant matter and proteins that your body cant properly break down or use and move onto the natural human diet of animal flesh and organs. i will promise your health will increase tremendously once you stop eating all the plant matter and fiber. you will even realize youve had issues that you didnt even know about

There's a reason bread is considered awful for you.

420 dood

the loaf by itself is 300-360 calories range by itself. egg and mayo are calorically dense. that sandwich is easily 750+ calories.

The bread something like 250, depending on how much and what sauce/filling is in there between 400 and 600 kcal.

>t. delusional fattie

yes yokozuna, when you eat the fucking equivilant of a double stack big mac then 3 of them plus a cup of water will satisfy your daily required caloric intake

3 sandwiches filled with veggies and meat is good for a day unless you weigh 500+ pounds you fucking disgusting american slob.