Tfw bulking but have to do interval running for the police academy

>tfw bulking but have to do interval running for the police academy
>I need 3800+ calories a day
Is this shit even possible for me?

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fuck you pig

fuck u white ass cracker nigga killing mofo

Dont be a pussy OP

but im black

every pig is white

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I like police
Keeping the Riff Raff in check

And yea it’s possible, just put your meals in blender, steak and all

Mfw failed to Get into police school

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>tfw NEET and don't feel the need to either starve myself nor gorge an unhealthy amount of calories for the sake of "bulking"
>tfw instead devote all that time to classical literature and practicing the piano, as well as working on my personality and hitting up conversations with random girls all day at the library

stay cucked

thank me later op

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Blue Lives Matter!

Negroid Lies Don't!

Its cute how you think talking to a girl is a big accomplishment. I'm assuming you're still a virgin as well?

Stupid fucking nigger police, do everyone a favor and blow your head off

Good for you bro, we all lived with our parents once.

He never said it was a big accomplishment? Are you getting a little salty wagecuck?

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Come say that shit to my face faggot

>hurr I don't know what implied means

unless you're a 150cm skeleton, any man can eat 4000 calories a day. I eat 2600 every day without ever feeling full. just adding a pizza on top (2 slices between each meal) would make me reach 4400-4800cal easy.

>durr you no sput peepee stick into wet hole, me no like you

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>unga bunga me lik coks

Kill lots of bad guys for me

Like anybody wants to see a cop.

Man, everybody knows they suck

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Just eat peanut butter bro

No you faggot you’ll arrest me for hurting your nigger braindead feelings

Yeah, hurting people would be a reason to get arrested. Do you realize how stupid you are?

Go to arby's and get the meat mountain. Look it up.