You can have one of these superpowers: mind reading, teleportation, invisibility. Super speed, or flying...

Invisibility, so I can rape people without being caught, not that I want to rape people haha

You can still be caught, idiot.

If I were you, maybe. I wouldn't get caught cause I'm me.

Fembot here, *speech devolves into shitting noises*

Yeah probably invisibility. Itd just be that thing l use for an unfair edge. Like gaining money or getting inside peoples homes.

If u teleport when they arrest u just teleport out lol

>I wouldn't get caught cause I'm me.
That's exactly why you'd get caught.

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What about
>control minds
>flash like speed
>invisibility

Mind reading for selfish things like setting my life straight.

teleportation.
mind reading is a mess because most people don't have coherent thoughts on minute to minute basis. it's a clusterfuck mostly
invisibility is good but not really useful to make money legitimately. you can steal sure, but fuck that. also rape, but fuck that as well it doesn't make you intangible. with heat vision you get caught and its over
superspeed. also cool but at the end you can run very fast. what's the point? maybe good if you're a nigger.
flying. why fly when you can teleport? teleportation beats flying in every single way.

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Can i instakill people by teleporting myself such that my hand is where their brain is supposed to be and then move it around to squish their brain then teleport again to remove my arm from their body?

Teleportation. You can become rich from this.

Not OP, but sure!

Teleport. Teleport with a plate in your hand and just slice world leaders with it. As you teleport into them.
Threaten the entire world with this same death if they dont do what you want.

>being this mind breakingly retarded
just offer companies to transport heavy shit in an instant. make millions in a month. who gives a fuck about world leaders. kill one and two worse take their place. human greed and evil can't be erased

>tfw when you realize you have a superpower already
>its call invisibility
>because nobody ever notices me
>people aren't even disgusted by me, just utterly indifferent

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Mind reading. You only need those other powers if you have to work against the world, but with mind reading you can get it to work for you.

Just how would an invisible man get caught after raping someone? The police would obviously dismiss what the victim was saying as they would assume she was just traumatized.

>implying I want to erase human greed and evil
I want to become the top, not make it good

Haven't you ever watched a Bugs Bunny cartoon!? They'll accidentally tip over a can of paint and the police or victim will see the paint, not the person, and they'll be naked and covered in paint like that gold chick from the Bond film.

Mind reading. Rob and blackmail my way to the top by plundering the brains of all sorts of scum. Live what little time I have left in complete luxury, getting whatever I desire and using the money I stole from the wicked for the betterment of mankind.

mind reading
honestly, having the power to know what anyone else is thinking can lead to an absurd amount of social manipulation and gain, not to mention just mundane stuff everyday too

Teleportation. Fuck driving

Provided I can choose when to activate these powers I would probably pick teleportation but this is also dependent on how fast it engages and the radius... like is it the same as instant transmission on DBZ? if yes sign me the fuck up

what kind of teleportation? probably the kind that kills you so I'll pass
I'd take mind reading even with all it's faults

For example she scratches you and the police find your dna on her fingernails.
Even one mistake can expose you.
If you want to rape women taking teleportation is still far better.

Teleportation, easily.

>heat vision.
If your powers worked by bending the EM spectrum around yourself no optics or radars would work on you.

>Psychics, mystics and cult leaders are taken seriously by anyone but crazy people

Secret government organizations aren't rounding up people who claim to talk to ghosts. All you need to do it use a persons thoughts to name and describe the deceased.

Teleportation is to easy. You win at life, then kill yourself because there is nothing left to achieve.

Getting mind reading at a young-ish age gives you time to grow and develop your social skills, and by adulthood you should be in a position to leverage them. Then who knows?

invisibility, I don't like people looking at me so it's perfect.

Can't pick without details.
Would probably take flying because that is the funnest.

The amount of panties I could steal with invisibility.

All of them panties!

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>mind reading
fuck that, the shit that goes through my head is already enough
>teleportation
would save a lot of money on flight expenses
>invisbility
100% without question
one way ticket to riches
>super speed
why
>flying
i think after 1 day i'd be bored of flying

>it probably kills you.
dude you are overthinking this one way too much

invisibility is kind of pointless if you can fly, you'd already be silent and stealthy

you can teleport in bank vaults, they'll never know what hit them
but then again

depression isn't a superpower user

>mind reading
So long I could turn it off.

As long as you flew at night.

Mind reading and cheat at poker

Super speed

you'd be suprised of how few people look up when searching for somebody

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I don't know Im in between mind reading and teleportation

>Have teleportation power
>Sit at home watching anime and tapping to porn all day

Mind reading and invisibility. Teleportation is useful but if you're invisible, you can access what you want relatively easy anyway, like get on a plane or bus. Go to someone's house and steal their car. Use mind reading to know where they left the keys, whatever.

>Mind reading
All of the others kind of take the challenge out of life. Not to mention you would never be left alone. With mind reading you could just not tell anyone, but everyone still knows. You could be one of those guys shrouded in mystery.

Definitely teleportation
It obviously beats super speed
If there is no cooldown you could be able to fly
You could put shit in orbit or on other planets so you could make literal billions off of governments and space agencies
Mind reading can kind of compare but im rich so fuck you
With invisibility you could rape but you also could rape without drawbacks if you threaten the government to set off nukes or send asteroids to earth

mind reading obviously, as long as you can harness it and its not like everyone on earth like the xmen man. Seriously, just become a world class poker player or something.

Without a doubt teleportation. I could anywhere I wanted and could effectively never be killed unless I was sleeping. Then again, I would have to exercise more to keep muscle mass up.

Mind reading count depend on if you could turn it on or off at will.

Reading peoples mind when you are in a contract negotiation would be goat. Hearing everyone talk about their scratchy asshole 24/7 would be hell

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>rape THOT
>grab her and teleport her body to some abandoned bunker in the middle of nowhere
TP back

still doesn't make you intangible. franky you'd have to be really careful not to walk into any traps

you need far more power than teleportation to make it to the absolute top.

Depends on how good the teleportation is.

the movie jumper is one acceptable type. i still don't think its enough to reach the top. you can live an amazing life though

teleportation

I'd teleport my lubed up shaft into various chicks I want to fuck, and teleport contents passing through my urethra into some restaurant/fun place

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No, it's more than enough once you hit peak teleport powers. You could literally wipe out humanity in one second by teleporting them all into the sun or something like that if you wanted and that wouldn't even be the limit of teleportation because you could also teleport into a different reality or the past unless you give this power some restriction it's definitely overpowered.

Most probably mind reading, because it is the most profitable super power to have (in gambling)

Teleportation does not state that I can teleport other objects so I might end up naked elsewhere

Invisibility
Same as teleportation, only much more awkward with floating clothing if no invisibility of surrounding items included

Super speed kills if immunity to accelerated particles isn't included

Flying
Also not lucrative enough if immunity to high altitude low oxygen levels + low pressure
I don't want to faint mid-flying with ears exploding everytime I try flying above cloud levels

Probably mind reading would make me insane too if manual turning on/off isn't included

If that's the case I'd better off with invisibility
At least I could try to look cool, haha

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Mind readers are assholes with no respect for other people's privacy, so fuck that noise.

Flying's the soisauce of super powers, it's only good If you have something else to put it on.

Invisibility's neat, but comes with the risk of going all Hollow Man.

And super speed and flight are both pointless if teleportation is an option.

So teleportation it is. And every time I use it I'll put my fingers on my forehead like Goku.

I'll let you creep on me

could i be like... attractive?

The only thing actually useful and practical in modern society is mind reading.
Once you strart teleporting, people will notice and you will become world famous, people will start fucking with you or try to kill you etc.

Super speed might be tge most fun of the bunch, it only depends on one thing:
How fast OP?
How much resistant to Gs and impacts do you become?
Because with current physiology, you might get a bunch of bad bruises and brain damage by going too fast

I feel like super speed is probably the most powerful, but also the most showy and therefore burdensome. Also how would it affect strength?

Invisibility and mind reading come close in terms of indulgent fun.

Fuck flying though. Who gives a shit.

Super speed is pointless if teleportation is on the list. Teleportation is just super speed brought to its ultimate conclusion.

I would choose teleportation. I could go to any concert I liked, never need my car, check if I left the stove on, vacation anywhere instantly, creep on people, etc.

I would hope there's a built-in mechanism to prevent me from teleporting straight into solid matter and dying. Also, how far can I go? If it's only a few miles, then I choose super speed.