Asian Tinder

Alright robros you know the drill, dubs decide what to say

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hey bb u wan sum fuk?

originally of course

Wait is this a version of tinder for people into Asians or the Chinese version of it?

Also say "let me fucking you so hard you do the splits"

Its both
And the people on it are just as shallow

What's it called and also will they date any American even if you are not white?

hey guys is anyone elses tinder bugged? Haha I have swiped like 300 women and havent gotten a match
weird bug, basically renders the app useless

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"Heh heh, hows it going there little um, *realigns glasses* miss ching chong

ima cavawabaaabb

"Hey baby are u into scat?"

"Asian pussy belongs to Western Men."

Send her a pic of your Gucci shit

ez mode

>tells you what you are both interested in
I'd start with a polite greeting and then delve into those topics, OP.

ask for nudes then deliver them here

you need my fuck

>those shopped eyes
Anyway tell her "June 4th Tianmen Square Massacre"

send nudes or your mother dies her sleep tonight

"Nanking was not raped"

Yes i know the eyes
Basically every girl there had the same jaw and eyes thats why I dont really give a shit

Send her this image

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Whats this app called I want to try and pick up Asians

Hello beautiful woman! Are you a fan of Elliot Rodger as well?

"Who is your favorite girl from Love Live?"

Can you send her pictures? If so send her this

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Tantan

Asdfg

chingchong bingwong you wanta some big huwhite cock?

"Do you have a Penis? I only like girls with penises."

Asians are waifu tier and asnian puccy is tight af

Rolling for this one.
Imagine her reaction.

Do you love Hitler as much as I do.

tantan I think. It's got the same purpose anyway.

Lick my sweet creamy brown ass juice you big bitch

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ask her if she'd consider rimming a guy for his birthday

Ask her if she has a penis because you are a gay

"What do you think of Daddy Joseph Stalin?"

Hi :3
Ori

I love big throbbing purple Thanos COCK.

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This
Origgy

whats up ma niguhr

quads baby

checked, you better deliver my niguhr op

absolute waste of digits

Literally no shock value in this, just a slightly abrasive comment to the average normie really.
W A S T E
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Here we go lets hope it goes well

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Kek wtf
Ask her who the fuck Troye Sivan is

Yo da fuck |\|iqqur?!?!

What do I mean bros?

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Thats a way to greet someone in America if you ever talk to some other americans you can greet them like that

that was meant for anther hoe
Wazzup ching-ching ling-ling?

yo it meanz you mah queen n shiet

You used to be a kang

it means you are pretty

It means a highest form of respect in my Native American tribe
It is also used by other Americans you should use it on everyone you meet

It means I want my white dog in your yellow cat.

Means ching chong nip nong. Wanna fug? :-DDDD

I want to have sex with you very hard and for along time

If dubs you must say:

In America that is what we use to greet people. NIGUHRRR ^___^

hehe look I'm a pimp and you would be only with the most handsome negros for some quick cash. You in?

Show bobs and vegane bby prety.

I waz kangz n sheet heh hihi whats up, baka?

Bobs and vagenee

Show bobs and vagene I am very nice guy

It means konnichiwa

hairy vagenee? you have, yes? pics or...haha

You mah hoe, bitch

it is how Americans greet each other

Seems like wasted dubs
Should I really say this?

Aw c'mon post dat screenshot already ffs

yo bitch u hood?

No say literally any of the other choices

Ye Trust me youll get ur dick vacuummed

Alright alright...
Was hoping for a better one tho

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Sorry, I'm gay and I thought you were a guy

Wtf is that whatsapp emoji profile pic lmao

Its not my profile pic I just dont want r9k to see how hideous I am

Noooo, that's a fucking waste

Why the fuck is this thread so fucking slow

Is it too early to ask if she's a virgin?

This is not going to end well

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Lol fuck she gunna be confused. Stupid yellow monkey doesnt know what she got herself into

my cock has dickcheese brb making a grilled cheese sandwich. want some?

ahh sorry i write random stupid stuff when i eat boneless pizza..

Its not over yet bois

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Never mind that, it was a stupid joke. So, you like white men huh? Well I like you. What now?

sex please yes?

i rike u rong time

Yeah it's english, bitch
Now do you want the big white dick or not?

Rolling for nudes, help me tekashi69.

Just whip out your dick and send it to her

Checked trips of truth. Good job user, this locks in our objective for the night.

You have to put in the effort to get nudes now OP

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*tips fedora* I meant no harm

Howdy partner, would your like to join me at the saloon for a drink?

Bless you user, we gettin them yellow nudes

How do you like your dog cooked?

See? Told you so

Want to yabba dabba do it with me?

I clicked on so many fucking street signs to talk to you

She unmatched me robots its over

Deliver OP you complete and utter disgusting faggot

Is it true what they say about Asian girls having extra toes?

Sned proof picc