"Hey user, I just lost a bet with my sorority sisters."

> "Hey user, I just lost a bet with my sorority sisters."
> "As punishment, I have to do whatever you tell me to tonight."

Wat do?

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Go back to your sorority house and open the door for me.

I hate how straight men oriented this fucking board is. This thread is fucking inaccessible to large swaths of the population because this board is just filled with horny teenage fucking boys.

Okay, you can help me shitpost on Jow Forums

You can start by getting out my face and leaving me alone.

Ask her for a foot rub because right now my feet are sore

>Here's an m-16
>You know how to shoot?
>No, let me show you
2 hours later
>THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, PLUG THOSE FUCKING AFRICAN ORPHANS SKULLS IN.
>SUFFER BITCH, LET ME CORRUPT YOUR SOUL AFTER YOU SOLD IT IN A SHITTY BET WITH SHITTY THOTS. SUFFFER
>MWAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAHAHA
>Drinks baby blood from crushed up baby shoved in Thot's pussy.

You can start by sitting on my face and pretending you're alone.*

Tell her to shut up and go away.

You want me to shit in your mouth too?

Ah, I see you are a man of culture

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First I would pull her over my knees and give her a spanking until she starts crying. Then I would lay her on the bed, pull her pants down, and eat her out. At the end I would make her suck my dick.

Dubs and I get an original girlfriend.

>implying I'll fall for this succubus plan to prevent me from achieving wizardhood just before I turn 30

> large swaths of the population
You mean women?
Because there's already tons of gay threads.

Just in time Stacy, this laundry ain't gona do itself.

>"I hope you're good at doing taxes."
I'm bisexual, and I wish horrific things upon you for this inane post.

I want you to clean your room and reconsider your current life trajectory.

Do my homework bitch.

Buy me a autographed vinyl copy of Day 69: Graduation

I want you to love me for who I am.
I want to have a nice dinner and maybe a movie.
No sexual favors until we are ready.

this user has the right idea
doubt she has the money for it

shut your original whore mouth

>Wat do?
make her eat my ass and drink my piss for the next 6 hours

I want summer to be over.

I would have sexual intercourse with her.

I'd order her to wash my clothes, do the dishes and clean my bathroom. Then have sex after she finishes it. Maybe that would inspire her to stop being a slut and become a housewife.

youtu.be/ydvoETD7psE?t=2m15s
Doggo vs. Taser if you've never seen it before.

No sex for you til graduation. Good luck and get out.

Kill all of your sorority sisters then yourself.

>Wat do?

leave me alone

>WASH YOUR BALLS
Fuck off, petersteinfag

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underrated fpbp
board is dead

I enjoy the fact that this is original.

literally to her to fuck off

i don't want to catch any std's

doggo deserved it, to be quite honest

fpbp

Good thing there's only a billion other websites you can go to, to find individuals with similar preferences to yourself

egxsdee

He really did. Normally they would just shoot the doggo, good guy cops just game him a shock that sent him jolting.

oirbiniolly gay

Alright bitch, you ever powermined iron ore before?

Play cuphead with me. I really need some help on perilous piers

>he says while posting on a site created for sharing hentai

Get the fuck out my room hoe, I must stay pure

Most people are straight, Matias. Besides, half the threads on this website are gay anyway (for some reason).

lel. you really do that?

God i originally hate summer

ok you fucking fag I
ll make a fag version of this thread just for you

yea man hahaha that's right.

Let's show these whores WHO NOT TO FUCK WITH. BEGONE THOT. GANG WEED MAGA

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>MAGA
You don't represent us

Why do you tempt these guys? So evil. lol. An Jow Forums guy isn't going to have the opportunity to have sex with a woman that hot. Unless he can maybe find an escort that looks that good. And a lot of guys find out that having sex with prostitutes isn't as great as they imagined it. Because they know deep down in their subconscious that she's only doing it for your money.

I've done sex work and one of the things I noticed is that men want the fantasy of being desired by a hot girl. I recall this one client who was very socially awkward and autistic. But not bad looking. Not Chad. But cute. And he had trouble with erections due to anxiety. I basically had to act like his girlfriend and compliment his looks in order to get him hard. I could just sense the loneliness in his eyes. He ended up spending a big chunk of his pay in order to keep seeing me though. And I was giving him preferred regular discounts. He was like addicted and falling in love with me. But at the end of the day I was in it for the money obviously. And the only reason why he liked me anyway is because I'm an attractive girl who was nice to him. And he was essentially paying me to be nice to him.

"Love" is really not that important. It's just the release of oxytocin when cuddling after sex. But you only get that release of oxytocin when you're having sex with a guy because you find him attractive, not because of his money. A lot of women in this environment are incapable of falling in "love" with any man who isn't Chad.

kill yourself
obrigninal

Everyone gets what you're trying to do here.
So take this (you) and let us all enjoy this autistic rp thread

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All I wish for is a hug. Give me a nice hug and you can go back.

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get the h*ck away from me heathen

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drink water go to sleep

>kill
>drain the blood
>remove inside
>save for later
>roast some meat
>eat it

>her
there's the problem right there
women are degenerate

>Wat do?
>remove your makeup
>all of it
>then go to chad and make your move

fpbp
those asians, that fat roastie and that robot looking kid won't have died in vain

>Elliot Rodger
It took me a second to understand but then I laughed my ass off.

>fucking inaccessible to large swaths [of Jow Forums]
Gay men? Jow Forums, /lgbt/, /hm/, /y/ and /soc/ are pretty good for them

Fuck off back to Jow Forums you psychiatric illiterate

>Remember "Just be yourself"

Fuck her passionately. I'm a pretty simple guy.

>Ever heard of them brrraaapp meme?
>Let me start by slapping that ass

fpbp, those sorority sluts will know the name supreme gentleman forever

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I'd have sexual intercourse with you, if you'd pay me

Kys whore. you're literally proving that your only talent is renting out your meat flaps by the hour

>I'd have sexual intercourse with you, if you'd pay me
>Kys whore. you're literally proving that your only talent is renting out your meat flaps by the hour
go er

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You probably thought I'd be falling over myself to have sex with you, right?
Well fuck that, and fuck you, bitch.

cuddle me and please love me as a human being

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You can't use your phone's calculator.

Fpbp. You show dem thots what's good! ER forever!