Why do you lift, Jow Forums?

Why do you lift, Jow Forums?

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I dont

>hairy legs
CMON, you gotta fully commit you fucker

>Jow Forums

seconded
what kind of low effort faggotry is this?

Nah. Natural is better.

t. actual faggot

No a bit of hair is fine. Guys start to look like drag queen freaks when they overpluck eyebrows and wax their entire body, etc. Natural qt twinks = goat.

Keep your trap fantasies in the containment board.

kek

*whispers* I lift so I can flirt with twinks

I lift to be the perfect human being.

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do you know what board you're on

So I can beat ironic weebs to a pulp with my bare hands. People that post normalfag memes about anime on Jow Forums taken from Facebook groups or Twitter, like this guy

I lift for 2D women

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i lift because gym is the only thing that makes me feel happy, and it's nice to have a better body than the majority of the people.
also, what's the name of that twink on the pic? does he do porn?

The patrician choice.

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Who says? An autistic faggot like you?
Lol

I'm so close to suicide.
I'm on retarded meds that don't even work.
I have no family or friends.
I've never had a gf.
I'm on the edge boys.
This week, the depression has been the worst it's ever been.
I keep the gun next to my bed now just in case it's time.
I'm only 18 and I have nothing.
So why do I lift?
Why not? I don't have much to lose. My life is pretty valueless, so whatever.
I'll probably pull the trigger soon.

Jow Forums is the definition of homosexual

Come hopme dude, post this here so we can help you becopme the dude you always wanted to be. We believe in you man. YOU GOT THIS!

Just be yourself user

Myself brings me pain.

Fagdeath is real and it sucks
Eventually you have to stop being a cute boy and start being a properly gay man.

Are those shit Jow Forums threads getting deleted? I keep reporting them and they keep popping up

Where are you located? I'll be your friend. 100% serious.

Unironically my mom

based and redpilled

Watch this vid user

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBYwS9dtAm0

I lift to make him proud of me.

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to offset my bad eating habits

At first for girls, but you get nowhere with girls with 0 confidence. But bros respect the fuck out of heavy ass fucking weight, so I really just lift to mog my friends.

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Gayest post ITT

fuck of my board hetero

When will these heteros learn

>no family or friends
implying thats not a good thing, nigga you got no strings bro you got no one holding you back

It makes me sad, but I would be lying if I told you I never thought about becoming a hitman or a government spy b/c the enemy can't blackmail me with family or friends lol

All I want is a right wing qt twink bf like op's pic.

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So I don't look like that

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Go on Grindr and put it in your description.

>browses Jow Forums
>complains about the gay
accept yourself for who you are, user.

For pic related
Stfu you het

Grass is green
People need to be told that grass is green

Dont use grindr

Why not?

Aids
Hookup culture
Catfishing

well duh if they pluck their eyebrows they look like drag queens
legs on the other hand are a must

I want to look strong and durable.
Also these fags are really taking over Jow Forums. This is almost gay.

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Jow Forums has always been no homo. If you actually lifted and showered with other dudes you'd understand what it means.

Yes but this is TOO gay. This feels like /lgbt/ bleeding over instead of somewhat sexually admiring the male physique.

Don't remind me, I'm already getting old.

Hair is sexy as fuck tho
Yes? What are you, a chaser fetishist?

For the sake of the universe

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Dude you are only 18, you have so much ahead of you. Think about all the possibilities, I'd recommend moving somewhere else and trying to start again at your age

>start again at your age
How?
I dropped out of hs because of bad depression and I have no money.
What do I do?

Join the coast guard or the air force. It's a decent life. You could do your 20 years, retire at 38 and live off a pension for the rest of your life. Food, clothing, shelter, health care, and education are paid for and you'll meet some good friends. Or you could do 4 years, go to college with a GI Bill. Look into it. You have nothing to lose.

Don't you need a hs diploma to join any branch of the military?
I suppose I could get a GED.

Yes. Get your GED and buy a decent study guide for the ASVAB.

How is life btw?
Is it as scary as it is in my head?
When I think of the future, I just get anxious.

You just have to be strong. My life used to be a dead end. The military will make a man out of you. The harder you work, the more it will pay off. Life is what you make it, especially in the military. Don't be a shithead and study hard.

>love girls
>start lifting
>love lifting and having big muscles
>love big muscles
>love men with big muscles

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Cheap chinashit rope broke when i tried to hang myself. I WILL get fit or i will buy a proper rope.

Life is a miracle user. Just the act of living... is beautiful. There are endless possibilities, endless futures that could occur. Suicide takes that all away. It gives you no future. Don’t slam the door on yourself. Live on user, lift on.

>showered with other dudes
What kind of poor ass gym do you go to that still has open showers?

if I get really strong and fit life will become incredibly comfy as I can perform any physical task with more ease. As I get old, my muscular joints will hurt far less than the joints of others. my goal is to become too strong for modern life, feeling always as if everything is as light as feathers

how do you wash your bros' backs if you have private showers?????

bro you're only 18 and i know people might say this a lot but it's true you're way too young to be worrying about much. but if you have something like clinical depression you need to try every possible solution you can asap and i know how difficult it can be to just get out of bed sometimes but it really does pass with time trust me. if you want to start life over you can easily at this age and kill your old self

He drop out here aswell and dog let me tell you, it's all about having a plan and remembering the alternative to the plan is you being trailer trash or dead.

My plan it's to get fit, get a dock job, use it to pay for my college class, then get a job in my field.

Nb4
>Why did you drop out
My school changed all my credits to electives so I had 28 electives and no core classes, and was told either another 4 years of Highschool or dropout

Hs*

Because my back and neck hurts all day every day and I was getting to the point I could barely get out of bed in the morning.

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Don't have to lift to be fit.

For self confidence. To be better than I was yesterday and to talk shit about fat people being the scum of the earth.

He's a twink, not a trap.

So he’s gay.

what's a difference? twinks are girlish boys and traps are boyish girls?

After I lift I find that I don't hate myself as much as I normally do, nothing else makes me feel this way

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Twinks are not girlish per se. They are just petite and cute boys.

A twink is just a young, cute gay man. A trap is actively trying to appear to be the opposite sex.

This is why

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starting lifting to relieve some stress and take my mind off shit. then i started getting gains and this weekend i got laid because of them. not the best looking girl but im not the best looking dude and we take those.

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>fitness equals lifting

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so, i never really planned on lifting at all. when i "started", i didn't know about working out specific muscle groups or proper form or how critical diet is to gains. one day last year i was just mad as shit so i picked up my 12 pound dumbbells and did shoulder presses to failure, probably 8 or 9 reps. did maybe 3 sets of those til i felt like my arms were gonna fall off. then i did a bunch of bad crunches -- you know, the ones where you curl your spine -- and i did maybe 3 sets of 10 reps of those.
after doing those, i felt like i completed the tour de france twice, and thusly my anger was somewhat sated. but it started to come back a few hours later so i did all those exercises again, and then i did them again a few hours after that.
i spent days repeating this pattern til i decided i should look into doing it right so i came here, looked at the wiki links, looked through exerciserx, googled proper nutrition for these kinds of things and before i knew it i'd been exercising and eating properly for a few weeks and now it's been almost a year. so i'd like to give a shoutout to anger for getting me started.

Myself, even with a gf your sole purpose should be self-improvement for your own sake