How much do i need to lift in order to defeat a bear? Black bear for starters...

How much do i need to lift in order to defeat a bear? Black bear for starters. I heard it's possible if you have enough grip strength.

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I want to be fucked by everything in that picture. Not gay though.

that does sound pretty gay, user.

You don't need to lift, just use bear spray

These threads always make me chuckle. The "how to defeat a tiger with my barehands"
"how to defeat a gorilla with my barehands"
"how to defeat a pitbull with my barehands"
did I miss any of them?

Tobe fair I’ve got 100+ lbs on a pitbull and could probably just kick its gut in

First you need to lift your humanity and throw it away.

why not do that to the bear?

Maybe this one. I too collect these types of threads

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I LOVE BEARS
TOO CUTE

i like bears

>defeat a bear
Bears are for cuddling and head pats

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I bet I can beat a gorilla

Just fight it and dont be a pussy, black bears arent that big.

Brown bears are pretty big tho

Look at how big those claws are. You're fucked. The only way to win a fight against a bear is make it run away

You can beat a bear. There was a news story on this crazy old racist alcoholic veteran who walked out front with his dog to walk it and there was a bear. Rather than go back inside he ran over and decked it in the face and it ran away.

If you could dodge the bears attacks and land good punches I'm sure it would be possible, but that'd be a long fight

jesus what an absolute unit bear

imagine how strong that thing is yet it knows how to limit its strength to not hurt a creature it would never meet in the wild

Is that bear declawed and defanged or something, or is he taking a big risk?

Probably grew up together.
It is possible, this family owned the bear for more than 20 years youtu.be/IM0GEN_CNfI

This violent line of thinking is pathological, find yourself some therapy and/or meds user

nnngggggghhh

shoo shoo jew

>declawed

>If you could dodge the bears attacks and land good punches I'm sure it would be possible

Animals dont get knocked out unless theres a massive difference in power like a human drop kicking a chihuahua or a car hitting a dear. It's primarily a human phenomenon in terms of animal fighting. Humans have big brains in thin smooth skulls to help expend heat, this leaves us extremely vulnerable to blunt force trauma. Bears have small brains in thick angular skulls, you could tie one up and punch it all day and all youd end up with is broken hands.

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Bears are super friendly, but skittish to loud sounds. Could easily domesticate and not just tame if bred for sound-insensitivity.

>disrespecting your own dog
Off yourself, scum

>implying any decent person would own a pitbull

Kek'd at the thought of tying up a bear and punching it all day for an experiment