/r9gay/ - #394

anyone else having serious doubts that they're gay? i'm a typical sub bottom, but i just realized i never feel real arousal looking at cocks. i also just feel very indifferent looking at attractive men in photos and irl

>tfw no bf to hold close to you while you sleep to keep the cold away
>tfw no bf whose neck you can trail kisses down whilst you're both still only half awake in the morning
>tfw no bf who's still sleepy to princess carry out to the couch so he can watch you make breakfast
>tfw no bf to place on your lap on the couch so you two can awkwardly try to balance cuddling and eating the warm breakfast at the same time
>tfw no bf who'll laugh when you spill egg on his pyjamas because you got too into the cuddling and forgot about your food

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>tfw no chastity cage keyholder bf

I have this problem i thought i was gay since i was like 12. But recently i started fasting and doing NoFap and its like now that my testosterone peaked its all sorta unappealing to me. What do has my whole life been a big lie? :(

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Go get a gf, I suppose.

Turn me back gay pls you sound heaven.
And women dont do it for me either ive always been sub and bottom but im just suddenly not into like anything sex related and its freaked me i just wanna be bottom bitch for a nice guy thats the whole reason i started fasting to begin with.

How do i develop a gaydar i just want a cute boy

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whip out your dick, if the boy starts drooling then they might be gay

dk if i can do that

just want to drool over a dick desu

oh no user, you might be gay

Sorry user, I dunno how to do that. Maybe you just got too into nofap and conditioned yourself to not get aroused, how long have you been at it?

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Like 4 months its really starting to suck cause i just wanted to be cute boy and the nofap was all to teach me discipline which i need to stick to my fasting. Really desperate to be a cute smol boy but is it worth killing my interest in relationships and sex? :(

wow i never knew

I just had one of these recurring horror dreams again. I love these, they are bad dreams, but it's pretty much the most intense experiences in my life and that makes it interesting. Funny thing, every single recurring dream I've ever had was a nightmare. Maybe that says something about one's life, eh?
What about you, have you had an interesting dream?

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i just want him to like me.
i gotta stop obsessing over him, but he's the only person i ever talk to, what else am i supposed to think about

God I wish I could be that bf.

>Tfw exfoliate your butt
>Tfw start leaking precum
This is what nofap for a year does to you.

i can't find a gay asian boy

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Well, it's really not worth it. You don't have the absolute best you can be to be cute user, especially when the pursuit of cuteness here might be undercutting the whole reason to be cute. Can't say for certain that nofap is the reason, but maybe you should consider changing around to instead only fap every couple of weeks or so.

Who says you can't be?

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I'm from the other side of the world user, that's why i can't be that bf. I know you aren't from Europe, no one is from Europe.

I think that would be smart ! Its just my body i need to whip into shape i guess NoFap was just for discipline. Everyone says my face is cute but my body is ew so i guess i can focus on that! Thanks user !

why doesnt anyone ever rate me on /soc/ threads even when i rate a bunch of people, and generously?

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Idk why but get the fuck back there. Shoo shoo, out of this thread /soc/fag.

my bf posted again! im sure your very handsome.

30% here is from Europe
Of those 20% are tops

i only go there once in a while when I'm feeling down about my looks to try to find some validation, but the attempts always flounder and leave me worse off.

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guys help I'm going to have my first proper date with a guy on friday
he's over a foot shorter than me and he's pretty submissive and says he wants to kiss me
I'm scared

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No worries, whether or not it was necessary I admire your discipline. I couldn't keep up nofap for four months. If you remember how to be gay again come find me and maybe we can make that >tfw no bf fantasy come true.

You're right, but it can be nice to imagine. Wish I did live in Europe, I've known quite a few cute and nice boys from there and the countryside is extremely comfy.

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I have nice dreams every night, and recurring and continuing dreams happen every few weeks or so.
And I don't really have many nightmares, but it is really scary when it happens. Knowing you're dreaming, but not enough to stop it or change what's happening to you, feeling like you're frozen.

>tfw I won't ever slip into an eternal coma where I will dream forever

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Maybe i was too mean.
If you want someone to rate you, just give me your discord or whatever and send me a pic. I don't want anything lewd though.

After rating i can give you advice if you need any. Sorry for being mean, not in the best mood myself.

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how tall are you christ

6'7" last time I checked
I think he's mostly into me because of that

if he wants to kiss you I hope he remembers his step ladder

I think he's planning on not doing it standing
which can lead quickly to lewd things
I'm a virgin I don't know what Im doing

>finally I found the love of my life
>he already haves a bf

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It's okay user. I know we frown on soc here and it's a mean place. I appreciate the attempt at sliding into my DMs tho that was smooth ;)

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>>haves
You don't deserve anyone.

Let's be nice to the non-anglophones user, they try very hard to keep this thread alive.

Wasen't trying to slide into your DMs, but sure, if you don't want a rate then don't complain about not getting rated.

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i would but im about to go to bed and feelin self conscious already. Maybe tomorrow. Have a good night user, thanks for the chat

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Why do you have to be so rude?
There is an actual motive?
If your day was sad I hope for you that it will be better, and I hope you stop being mean, cause it can offend people. I'll try to do less typos tho

I just wanked to a video of a twink getting knotted by an actual dog and I'm ashamed of myself.

not him but do you always take things so seriously? that was barely a jab.

that sounds very hot tho user, but it is also very shameful, but the shame contributes to the hotness because of our indoctrinated judeo-christian morality

Did you selfinsert as the twink or the dog? Either way you should be very ashamed

Nice.
What dog breed was it?

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I'm sorry if I didn't understand the sarcasm!

i didn't say it was sarcasm. it was just really weak banter concerning your typo. it didn't have any oomph behind it that you should get upset about.

I wasn't upset, i just missunderstood what you meant

This ain't even funny, It's just sad at this point.

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true, friendzone is sad, everyday I cry hugging a pillow for that

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>still no small bf

even like 5'8 would be fine, c'mon.

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>Caring about height this much

>tfw be small
>tfw ywn have a small spoon in your life
>ywn get to be big spoon bf
>carry him from couch to the bed when he falls asleep

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I've seen a guy princess carry someone a foot taller than him, I believe in you

could carry a tall guy but many things would be awkward

>be bi
>can't in the name of fuck find love
>i spend my life being on computer, Jow Forums, vidya, taking walks, drinking occasionally
>be lucky enough to still have some worthwhile friends
>i am not complaining about life, it is actually pretty chill
>but my autism keeps me from finding love
>a few months ago a friend confessed to me
>i couldn't even comprehend it so i just had no idea what to do
>i was staying still in my flat for like 2 weeks
i hate myself for being a shitty autist god damn it.

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>30%
the polls always showed europe is the majority with ~55% of posters
>inb4 they were posted at the wrong times
no.

they were posted at the wrong times

>woke up past 12 again
This would be alright if I had someone here to be lazy with, but as it stands it's turning into a real problem

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no user, he said inb4. that quashes any argument before it comes up since you said it beforehand. and if you say it beforehand that means it's no longer valid.

Give him my pensil i lick it clean afterwards.....oh my

>>woke up past 12 again
>>problem
????

>Tfw ywn be the grand champions adoring fan

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How bout you be my adoring fan? I could do with a cheerleader bf

But the polls was posted at wrong times
>inb4 you say what I say is wrong and not a valid statement

But at what time did you go to sleep user-kun?

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>hey user wanna play ?

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>tfw no misanthrope bf
>tfw its not original

At least you got sleep. I slept for about two hours before I was woken up, now I can't get back to sleep so I'll have to stay up. And I have to go to a couple of places today to apply for work, which sucks. Fuck I hate leaving my room.

>being a lazy shit
>not a problem
3:30 I think, I need to fix that as well but I'm slow when it comes to getting ready for bed

>tfw no lycanthrope bf
>tfw this is also not original

Yes, please!
I don't like pandemic that much sadly but it's still an enjoyable game. Rather play something like Innovation or munchkin user.

Could you teach me? I haven't played this before

I'd love to play some pandemic user! And i see it's a version that I haven't played before so this will be interesting, what does this version change?

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By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! This can't be happening!
Where are you located at, champion?

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>tfw no forbidden love lycanthrope and vampire bf

Why do feminine boys always say they want a manly guy do dominate them but then in actuality they break your heart and instead gravitate towards other feminine boys?

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Gays are narcissistic and want to fuck themselves.
So feminine guys want feminine guys, and masc want masc.
I'm neither feminine nor masculine, but I like big masc men because I want to be a big masc man but I'm too lazy to work out and eating is gross.

Stop going after feminine boys then and go after females then. Or stop being prison gay.
If you only like feminine boys then you will just drop them after they get older and no one wants that.

>then you will just drop them after they get older
I like you're just assuming this for no discernible reason.

How feminine do you like your boys? Oh and stop being prison gay.

>fat
>cute post anyway
>tfw unlovable

>the same except black
it's fun being /devilish/

>tfw no fat bf
originally of course

I wrote an essay detailing every reason he's cute because he wouldn't stop denying it

How am I going to prove I'm not prison gay if you feminine pieces of shit dump me for another trap before I even get the chance to? Fuck you.

maybe i should write an essay detailing every reason i'm cute because he won't admit it

I'll be your obese /cantstopeating/ bf

i don't understand this meme at all desu