anyway, how's your sex life?
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>submitting to the vaginal jew
Shoo shoo gainz goblin
My body belongs to Jesus
Has smoking really declined in the US? Or are all the Mac Demarco fankids who think smoking is a really unique underground act really that retarded?
As dead as my social life
inb4 this'll turn into the same dick size stamina cumming too early tfw virgin thread
I like Mac, but I fucking loathe smoking and smokers.
Is that a boomer in the first panel?
based and redpilled
Nofap saved my sex life and my penis. Ama
how did nofap cure your autism and enable you to talk to grills?
I think smoking has declined in general. There's been a continuous campaign against smoking that we're exposed to since elementary school, medical literature is open and free, and I know about 8 years ago the cost of cigarettes in NYS jumped up a couple of bucks.
>suffer premature ejaculation
>get girls but can't fuck them apart like i want to
>unironcally seriously depressed because of this
underrated
>dick is afrraid of vaginas
>wants to get in and out as fast as possible
It's all in your mind. Consider getting a gf that you can get comfortable with instead of random sluts that you feel the need to impress.
its like, I shun cigarettes for health reason so when everybody was showing off by smoking fags I didnt. This and couple other "antisocial" things I did made me an autists I am today.
a sex wut? never heard or had any of whatever that stuff is in my life! where do you buy it anyways? at the walmart?
in a whorehouse
It happens when masturbating to porn too. Its my fucking brain, but neurochemical i guess.
I stretch and try to adjust my diet tho, maybe i will get succesfull
>anyway, how's your sex life?
Isn't that from the room?
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ive been fat most of my life and ended up botching it with a girl who was clearly interested in my and kissed me when i wasnt. But now i am normal weight again and according to multiple coworkers i now "look good" even though i havent gotten so far that i can confidently take off my shirt. So i have been flirting lightly with multiple girls at work since i wanted to see if anyone would respond, now the problem is i somehow managed to get TWO of them to actually like me back seemingly. And the coworkers are all snitching about my flirtatious ways. so i dont really know how to proceed without pissing one of them off. I like both of them but since i dont think i look good enough to actually go for it i think i should just put it on ice and keep training until ive gotten rid of my moobs
Quads of realization
The girl I was planning to marry dumped me about 6 months ago so I gave up on love
Currently fucking a fat girl I met on bumble, she cooks for me and buys me shit too, it's pretty comfy
congrats turning into a man. Went through the same shit
I look good and have been approached several times, but can't hold a conversation to save my life due to abusing cannabis since 7th grade, so there's that
this. Celibacy is the final red pill
I have this problem where it takes me like 45 minutes to ejaculate.
Noporn and nofap helped because I used to never ejaculate during sex, and now I usually do, but I’d say 20% of the time I get limp after 45 minutes.
I mainly got off the tranny fetish with noporn but now monogamy just doesn’t do it for me even though my girlfriend is extremely hot.
A finger in the ass will usually get me to come pretty quickly but I don’t want to become reliant on that. Thoughts?
>Thoughts
I think you should stop being literally me.
Gf is super hot but I'm afraid she secretly thinks I'm gay or some shit.
Gay shit disgusts me, so that can't be the case.
I’m 42. I have a 26 year old fuckbuddy, and we hook up when the mood strikes either of us. Nice girl, but she’s an immature retard and we’d never work as a couple.
The sex is fine. She’s really attractive, like people look at us together and go “what the fuck user, how did you pull that?” So a hot chick that will provide boring sex is basically what I have. Meh
I really want a committed long term relationship, maybe even kids. Hopefully someday soon.
maybe you are gay, try fucking a guy or being fucked by one.
low-test or some other chemical in your brain wrong. jewish porn fucked you up, stop forever
>do nofap
>go from shut in loser to fucking 20 women in four months
>also find the woman I end up getting happily married to
Obligatory don't shit were you eat.
learn pickup you fucking nerd
Have you tried hitting it raw?
I only hit it raw. It’s easier to cum during anal, too, or when I’m fucking her and she has a buttplug in. The added pressure helps me get there.
Yea I might as well get my test checked, good thinking. I’m done with porn.
I tried watching gay porn but that didn’t really get me going. Just weird trap shit which I lose an appetite for when I don’t watch porn. Straight up gay porn did nothing for me, but I did wonder. I guess I’m a 2 or a 3 on the Kinsey scale except that’s for sexuality, not for weird Jew-porn induced fetishes.
hurhur i got dat reference
Uhm, and do kegels, contracting your BC-muscle increases orgasm-pleasure and ejaculation and can speed up your time
Pretty good for the moment thanks
Met a girl that lives 250m from my apartment that comes over when she's horny. We do the nasty stuff and then she leaves. Sweet girl.
This isn't as much related to sex but just relationships in general:
I feel like my gf and I have a fine relationship, but it's just that: fine. I like her a lot but sometimes I feel like id have more fun with someone else/dating around.
Am I just being selfish and impatient or does it mean something's actually not right between us?
Idk, I'm a 28 year old virgin but I got my dick sucked by a fat girl and a chubby one yesterday. Once at night and once in the morning.. Is that good?
how'd you meet her?
lost my virginity two weeks ago, fucked the same girl multiple times since then and am probably going to get into a relationship with her.
but when i don't actively remind myself of it, i still feel somewhat 'virginal' if that makes any sense. like i still haven't made the transition into a different sexual mindset. how to feel like you've made it?
Imagine you have a massive and type-locked credit specific for buying cars. You can't buy anything else, and it has to be 1.
Would you buy:
A) some "fine" every-Joe car and let the rest of the money go to trash.
B) use up every single penny of that credit to buy the BEST car your money can buy.
You're the money user, don't waste your time with a mediocre relationship (car). Go for the best you can do.
It didn't. Nofap does not do that. It only restores sensitivity. Im still autistic but I got lucky enough to get laid and find a gf who is also autistic.
I know that feel, but I love her.
I just wonder if I am not going to regret spending the rest of my life with one person.
If only I could get back to the level of desire I had for her during the two first years
congrats you're realizing that losing your virginity literally does not change you in any way lmao
It's ok.
Holy fuck. Huge thanks OP for introducing me to wormwood, this guy is fucking BASED. martianmagazine.com
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Is Sex/Masturbation after a workout harmful for my muscle Regeneration?
Really subtle, wormfood.
This is interesting, thank you.
I'd say I'm in the same spot but I wouldn't say that there's quite love between us which makes it harder for me to want to stay
I jerked off this morning, felt good.
Have took the redpill and MGTOW, trying to buy a house and finish college, being a single dad i have trashy ass single moms throwing g themselves at me but I'd rather jack off than put up with their crazy asses
Plus I'm afraid I'll get #metoo'd if i sex a girl anymore
sounds like a good thing to me.
why didnt you have sex with them?
>you're the money
woah 2deep4me
She's my daughter.
It’s okay. I get bored of my gf after finishing though and different positions are tough. I like missionary at least but I want to switch it up. Cowgirl with too much movement makes benis come out sometimes in the middle of getting into it. Doggy is surprisingly just out of alignment, maybe gf has long upper legs I dunno.
I also have trouble lasting shile being rough. I love being rough but then I finish. I could keep going but we use condoms because gf is ultra paranoid despite being on the pill too. I swear I will get her to take my loads like a laundry machine somehow though.
Also she’s on her period the few days I’m going to get to see her which is gonna suck because it’s been two weeks since I got more than mouth action last and period means only mouth action again. It’s just not as fun as the real thing.
Because of the birth control she’s taking she thinks it might end her period early, so that I might get a night or two of it if I’m very lucky.
Pray for me guys
Is this motherfucking Jynx Maze
Kek
/ourguy/
Pretty boring atm
Started a company and the added stress and nonexistent funds that you have to deal with in the first few months have made me a bit less interested in girls
Still have a couple of girls that come over if I call them, but can't really be that bothered nowadays
I cant come via vaginal sex
my girl can only get me off via blow/job hand job
Is that normal?
of course it's not normal how do you think people reproduced so far?
Been there, man. Although I'm only 30, I have a girl that is 22 that I sleep with every now and then. Beautiful girl and great for my ego, but my god the idiotic shit that comes out of her mouth makes my ears bleed. Crazy in bed though, which is fun, but I'd rather have someone I can commit to and enjoy fully
Do not shit where you eat.
It would be better to just join some sort of social club like rock climbing, dancing, etc to meet girls
shit man, I have a slightly similar problem. I used to come slightly quickly with my ex unless I was drunk, which always bothered me, but with every girl after her I struggle to come no matter how great it feels. I usually don't turn limp, I just fuck until the girl tires out and kinda give up
I have found some positions and tricks that make it easier for me to come, and I've found that it's easiest to just be really vocal about it with the girl when we have sex. Might have already tried it, but if not then you should try to be more dominant; take control, tell her what to do, etc. Basically try out a lot of shit to find out what makes you come, but conceal it as a game/dominant sex. Girls usually love that shit either way so why not try
Non-existant. I don't like sex.
Well I learned the benefits (LITERALLY NONE) and all the negatives (more than you imagine) of circumcision and wish I was dead. Anyone that is cut, I recommend watching this video.
This is kind of cheesy, but I've been putting this info to use and it is really adding a lot of purpose and drive to my life
does no one care about getting herpes?
But user i was cut for religion reasons.
Now my dick looks cute and I'm rich.
Does it help with gainz
Broke up with gf of 5.5 years two and a half months ago, old flame chatted me up shortly after, wanted to get into a relationship with me and then got cold feet, told me she wasn't in the right place to be in a relationship (of course, this means with me), and then ghosted about a month ago.
I'm stuck in a very small town with no prospects of being able to move back to the city to meet anyone new because over the course of the relationship I acquired a small mountain of debt that's got me tethered to my current job, as rent prices in cities where my friends live would be unaffordable with my debt.
Yeah, I consider it an act of barbary.
I am so glad to be neither Jewish, Muslim or American
One is a girl I've been dating regularly for a few months. She's too fat for me to find sexually attractive. The other one had a great ass and nice, tight pussy, but I still didn't get it up then. Also I didn't have a condom. I'm gonna try not masturbating for a week until I see them again.
>looks cute
We've been programmed by media and porn to believe that a cut dick looks normal and to grimace at a proper dick. Otherwise male genital mutilation would have been illegal years ago. It's all a lie. Uncut dicks look much better erect anyways.
>tfw Canadian
We are like 50/50 on circumcision and guess I got the raw end of the stick.
Have you ever cheated Jow Forums?
Have you ever been cheated on, Jow Forums?
>virgin till 22 due to dick not working and being a depressed shut in
>condoms kill my boner
>gril finally lets me fuck her raw
>finally get it in, cum almost immediately
>things dry up with the gril I lost my virginity to
>go on a date with a nice girl from tinder
>currently gf of 4 months
>sex great
>frequent anal, ass always clean due to vegan diet
>lets me cum basically anywhere
>cuddling always afterwards
don't give up, user
>Have you ever been cheated on, Jow Forums?
Only mentally. My gf (ex now obv) was talking to another guy a lot at the time who was "just a friend" but lived out of state. She kept me on the down low and she eventually broke up with me and then the other guy sent me a weird message they were "doing stuff" while we were dating once he found out we were an item. They are engaged now..
Point being, women are all whores and don't trust a girl who has "just a friend"
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I have same shit, your dick lost sensitivity
Been there, done that
Wbat was the weird message user?
any tips? I was thinking of doing no fap in between sex sessions. I still fap at least once a day
Important, can you come when you fuck raw?
Because not being able to ejaculate with a condom happens with some less sensitive dicks.
Nigger I'm part of the people who PLANNED THAT. Or do you also think that interracial marriage just naturally came up?
same shit happened to me guys. so frustrating to jhave a girl sucking your balls and throatfucking you and you can barely feel it. that and my gains are plateuing. why is the human body such broken shit?
Oh thats hilarious
raw or with a condem i still have trouble
I think years of deathgripping my dick has fucked me over
It's really hard.
Basically you have to do at least a full month nofap or more, I did two months.
And you can not have any sex with her but vaginal, well you can play with her any way you want but she can't do anything to you but vaginal.
After month or two of this you will come, several times you might be close, try to push it to the max.
What matters is for you to come the first time, then it will be easy.
Basically use this as opportunity to improve your sex skills since now you can only please her and please yourself only with sex.
had same
nofap + vaginal only, it might take a while though but it's worth it
I could probably bring it up considering it is somewhere still in my message logs but I'd rather not read it to avoid feels
Basically he was a loser beta that was friends with the girl I was seeing long before we were fucking. He lived quite far away though so nothing ever really came about between the two of them. The jist of his message was "Hey, I found out you were seeing Anonette at the same time as me. While you were seeing her, we were also talking a lot and doing things (cybering,skyping, idk). I just thought I should let you know".
He also sent weird shit to her sister. Basically he was jealous we were fucking and wanted to break us up, but she had already broken up with me then there was that drama with him. Then me and the girl did friend with benefits for a while because she had no one else in her life and that eventually fizzled out because I never messaged her at all. Guessing she started talking back to the guy again after that because she was lonely.
>I really want a committed long term relationship, maybe even kids.
>how'd you meet her?
>She's my daughter.
>mfw
Been going a lot better recently. Got into a good stride with my girlfriend of a few months. She's on an IUD so no more money wasted on condoms. Been avoiding porn and fapping as well as staying on top of my cardio and my erections are going back to how they used to be in middle school. Nearly came from not even touching myself in the shower the other day. Gonna bust several loads in and around her come this weekend. Feels great.
Thanks
Hardly see people smoke cigarettes anymore outside of the bar and even then most of them are on vapes.
>virgin until 19
>was a bit annoyed about it but it never really got to me that much
>got Jow Forums and had very occasional hookups and one night stands, could still deal with long periods of time without sex perfectly fine
>from the start of this year went on a 6 month long slaying spree (and started /fraud/ing in the middle of this), never go more than a week without sex
>shift my focus from socialising and getting laid even more towards learning and making money and I'm now 4 weeks without any pussy
>even though I'm just cruising gear atm I can jerk it 3 times consecutively and still only think about fucking
Am I a sex addict or are humans not meant to go long periods of time without sex once they've lost their virginity? Could just cruising on 250mg test be doing this even though I had high natty t before hopping on?
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I'll never find a total bottom, masc gymhunk (no homo).
It's test+low discipline.
You need to learn to control yourself once your become a beast.
You can already slay, now learn to control your slayer to become smart and rich.
No pussy is worth more than your future and legacy, plus once you are successful you will have even more pussy.