Im drunk rn fellas, AMA

im drunk rn fellas, AMA

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Why don't you buy a sword?

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already have one
originaloli

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what are you drinking op? i just woke up but im thinking of stopping by the liquor store and then some fast food joint to get a noon buzz on

I assume you are a eurogay? What you drinking user?

Some cheap vodka that a guy bought me in exchange for sucking his cock

Why are you drunk? What made you decide to drink today?

Jesus Christ op why? Of all drugs to suck dick for you chose cheap vodka

It's not even 10pm and I'm almost out of vodka and not anywhere near drunk enough to sleep.

had 4 pints of cider at the local pub
nah, aussie
friend of mine decided he wanted to, and so did i
not vodka, cider

What would you want to ride my cock?

Cider? No like beer deska?

nah, don't like the bitterness of beer

well that was it now anons, i'm goimg to suck another cock

Never seriously tried cider tbqh, always been content with beer n ale. Might buy some tontry but I think It might be too sweet

have a good time, fag
somsersby is pretty sweet, but bulmers (what i had) is an even balance between sweet and bitter

Cider is a place in-between wine and beer. It's what people drink when they can't stand the taste of piss or flower petals. Cider is just alcoholic fruit juice and it's really good for a casual drink. Remember to try both sweet and dry. Try rekorderlig apple or pear, they're very sweet ciders that go down more like a juice than alcohol.

good take, and cider is really good for casual drinks

any anons here that want to see me jerk myself off? you can pay me btc

fuck you, faker fucker

How does alcohol make you feel? When I drink I almost always become incredibly suicidal, unless Im also doing coke. Then Im nice and numb.

nice and numb is a good description, but with a little more empty-headedness. it really sucks you are suicidal when you drink dude

What type of sword you got you katanafag or longswordfag

longswordfag

Why do you drink R9fellow?

when the opportunity arises

my usual drink is 1/3 of Vodka (Gorbatschow preferably) and 2/3 Sprite.
Is this a good drink?

sure it is, as long as you enjoy it

no and if you ask this one more time i will kill myself

based "OP" poster

i am OP you faggot stop pretending to be me

says the fag
originoloio

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well is it good "OP"?

Still up OP? Got 3 xxxx bitters in the fridge calling my name.

yes im stilll up just finished sucking another cock

Are you drinking cheap liquor?

fucken ebin m8

I drink a bottle of vodka every day and barely feel anything now. Is this enough to make you want to stop?

yes it does, and holy shit dude

how long u been under the bottle?