ITT:That kid thread
>that kid who picked up the wrong end of the welding torch
>that kid who epoxy glued a girls tits together, causing her to have skin grafts
>that kid who would pick a fight with everyone and got beaten up by everyone who he fought with
>the kid who thought he could beatbox
>that kid who contracted a brain parasite from the Congo
>that kid who got a 10/10 gf in the last year of school, fucked her for a year only to find out that they were actually estranged brother and sister
>the kids who got away with everything because their parents were teachers at the school
>the kid who tried to set fire to his ex gf because she dumped him after a week
>the kid who wore a hoodie and jeans even in a heatwave
>that kid who would walk alone around school at dinner
>that kid who farted in class and blamed it on the kid next to him, only to realise he had no one next to him and looked like a complete wanker.
>That kid who would smoke weed under the railway bridge outside school
>that kid who got fucked by a teacher
>that kid who went from a really cool guy to a complete twat because he got a gf
>That goth kid who legitimately thought he was a werewolf
>That kid who was a fucking bro and had great plans then died from one punch because he scratched his mates car by accident and let his mate punch him
>that kid who found a way to bypass the internet blocker
>that kid who destroyed a computer because the IT teacher failed him
>that girl who tried to break a window with a brick only for the brick to bounce off of the window frame and hit her
>That kid who stole a teacher's car, drove it around town and crashed it into a farm
>That kid who forcefully pulled back his uncut penis
>That kid with anger issues who hated showering
>Same kid who later tried to rob a store with a small plastic knife and got tazed for it
>That girl who was a communist who beat up people with fascist or right-wing opinions
>That Nazi girl who tried to fight her but got BTFO'ed
2009 was a strange fucking year for the UK
>that hipster kid who made a custom unique necklace out of shoelaces and a cassette tape
>that same kid who got so upset and angry that someone copied his necklace that he had a fit and spent a week in hospital
>that kid who got tazed
Kek we had a guy like that, he tried to beat a police officer up who was walking down the road
>kid got tazed and broke his teeth on the curb
>that kid who phoneposts on Jow Forums
>that kid who thought Jow Forums was reddit 2.0 and showed it to his dad(he was from fbi)
What a fucking pleb, did he get arrested for it?
>that kid who would fly into an apoplectic rage at the slightest provocation. So became the target of a lot of spergouts
>same kid who fucked another guy with a steel rod because he was so angry
This guy would legit loose control and go ape mode. He smashed things, screamed, bashed his head, beat people up randomly and sexually assault people when he was angry
No he was pissed and swang for a local bobby,. Bobby tazed him an carried on, kid was left jibbering and crying on the floor
Saw it all from the beer garden i was in, kek
Hahaha, He sounds like a fucking sperg, must have been a miracle to see happen
>local bobby
Bahahaha. You goofy Brits and your silly way of talking
Please tell me the story of fucking a guy with a steel rod
>that kid who found a way to bypass the internet blocker
We all had this kid, in Year 8, this kid managed to unblock Happy Wheels and as a result, got banned from computer usage until Year 11, this was in October 2010, when Happy Wheels was raising to popularity
>the kid who ran like naruto
>the literal autistic kid who wore his backpack with the strap around his head
>the kid who popped his zits in class
>those kids that thought driving stick shit made them superior
>the kid that got pantsed while using the welder
I was that kid. Back then one of those free online proxies was enough.
I also remember how the teachers would just grab worksheets from the internet and I would just find the answer key online and give it to everyone.
>That kid who figured out how to install a different operating system on his school computers
>That kid who would change all the internet shortcuts to shut down the computer
>That kid who changed the background of every computer to a picture with icons on it and deleted all the icons
I was that kid. also other computer based shenanigans
>that kid would change all the internet shortcuts
Aw man I used to do that and forgot all about it.
Once this girl's nudes were on the computer for some reason so I made it the wallpaper.
>that girl who had a friend group of three boys and made them eat mud, leaves and rocks
>that girl who took her pants of at the playground and rubbed her pussy against a tree
>that kid that carried around a bottle filled with leeches from the local pond
>those two kids who showed up to school in their dads military uniforms
seconding request for rod fucking
>the kid who would drink six or seven energy drinks inna day
>that kid who never passed gcse maths despite being 25
>that kid who was fat but got loads of girls
>that kid who always found money everywhere
>thay kid who went from being unpopular to being a chad after completely BTFOing a stacey who picked on him
>that kid who went to mexico on daddy's money and had liver failure after doing coke
>that kid who transitioned at 16 and claims to have done underage porn
>that kid who was so fat he was invited on tv to talk about fat kids
>kid who tried to fight our FB coach at practice
>Kid who was really obessed with wolves and snarled his teeth at me once
>that stacey who let some tard hit it cause she felt bad
We never figured out if the last one was true
>that kid that constantly talked about being gay and how cute his boyfriend is
>that kid who offered to suck dick for steam gift cards
>that kid who picked a fight with a teacher
>dinner
>school
>wanker
Do you live in bongland, or are you just implying he hung out at school all day?
>that kid who glued his eyelashes together
>that kid who pissed off the fattest guy and had to run laps around school from the fatty chasing him with a chair
>that kid who broke the ceiling and then broke the toilet while hiding from headmaster
>that kid who was called "an idiot" by the "Severus Snape" type teacher so he reported to headmaster. When I was called as a witness and whiteknighted the teacher I acquired a powerfull ally
>>that girl who tried to break a window with a brick only for the brick to bounce off of the window frame and hit her
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>the kid who popped his zits in class
absolutely me
>that kid who claims his cousin had his head swell up to fruit-shaped like in the Fruit Gushers commercial
I realize this makes me look old, and also an American
>the kid who was into pissing
>the girl who was a vampire
That kid who tried stabing a classmate with a tank grenade
Sorry anons, i was at work
Basically steel rod kid
>had mega anger issques and completely lost control when he got angry
>im talking berserker mode
>he became the target of windups because he flew off the handle
>he was bullied for it
>one bully decided to wind him up inna tech lesson
>kid freaks out big time
>one bombs this bully
>bully falls to the floow holding his face
>kid breaks a chair on him
>pulls bullys panta down
>gets a rough steel rod that was been used for a project
>shoves it up kids ass
>screams "SQUAL FOR ME YOU CUNT SQUEAL"
>Bully starts rectal bleeding
I grabbed the wrong end of a soldering iron and my hand made a hissing noise, it didn't start hurting until the entire hand turned into a water balloon
>that kid who almost drowned and became a vegetable
>that kid who got stabbed in a 711
>that kid who threw a compass
>SQUEAL FOR ME CUNT
>"SQUEAL FOR ME YOU CUNT SQUEAL"
I read this in Duke Nukem's voice
>that kid who asked a girl to be his girlfriend she said no and he got into drugs
>that kid who walked around the perimeter of the playground for the whole duration of every break time making train noises and moving his arms in a rowing motion imitating train wheels.
>that black belt kid who picked a fight with me and lost in front of the whole year. I kek to this day
>same kid who fucked another guy with a steel rod because he was so angry
my fucjing heart i xant breathe
>that kid who walked around the perimeter of the playground for the whole duration of every break time making train noises and moving his arms in a rowing motion imitating train wheels.
I was this kid, except I pretended to be driving instead of a train
>that kid who bit a coach for waking him up
>that girl who got chlamydia
>those girls who got pregnant
>that sixth grader who hung himself
>that kid who blew his brains out in the parking lot because his girlfriend broke up with him
>that kid who wore makeup to class because he lost a bet
>that girl who put peanut butter in her pussy and let her dog lick it off
>that kid who graduated at 21
>that kindergartner who got his foot cut off by a lawnmower and fucking died
>that stacy who was a hardcore alcoholic that I was actually friends with
>that black kid who got arrested for beating up a girl
>that kid who got so drunk before prom he couldn't walk
>that kid who got alcohol poisoning at prom
>that kid who put moonshine in a Gatorade bottle and got expelled
>those kids who died in car wrecks
Yeah my school was an interesting place
Anything else from steel rod kid?
>that girl who put peanut butter in her pussy and let her dog lick it off
Same. Me and another kid were obsessed with semi trucks. I think he's dead now though.
>that kid who would spit on his hand to scare off bullies with it and it mostly worked
>that kid who didn't brush teeth and bathed once per week
>that kid who was severely mentally ill at age only 13 but no one cared
that kid was me
>That kid who was a masochist and everytime someone hit him or insulted him, he would whip out his dick and would start masturbating asking for more and call them master if they were a boy or mistress if they were a girl
>Mfw he cut his arms for pleasure and fucking died
Dylan, what a kid
>that kid that hacked the computer that displayed school cover plan and could cancel classes at will
That kid was me btw
Did he end up getting brutalized by the kid's friends?
>that kid who froze to death in his car while passed out high in his driveway
>that kid who was fucking shot and his body got dumped in a lake
>that group of kids that people thought were going to blow up the school
was in that group
Muslim? Originally
>"SQUAL FOR ME YOU CUNT SQUEAL"
>that kid who is annoying as fuck but for some reason the teachers put up with his shit
elaborate on that please
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>>that kid who didn't brush teeth and bathed once per week
>>that kid who was severely mentally ill at age only 13 but no one cared
Me too basicly, just with some anger attacks, trying to kill someone and beat whole groups, without winning ofc.
>that kid who sat on the back of the class and kept throwing paper balls at everyone
>that autist kid who wanted to copy him and threw paintballs at other people
2 white, one spic, one sandnigger
pic unrelated
>that kid who would sperg out and throw chairs about
>That kid that thought he was tough shit then cried when he got stuck under the school fence
>That kid who tried to hang himself with a clip in tie in the toilets only to have the drop ceiling tile fall and break on his head and get sent home because he cut his head
>That kid that shoved a mars bar up his ass and everyone called the mars bar kid
>That kid that jumped in puddles at lunch to get people wet
>That kid that sat on a bunch of kids faces and blamed it on me
>That kid that tried to stab someone with safety scissors and got expelled
>That temp teacher we managed to make have a mental breakdown and quit
>that kid who had his underwear stolen by the gay CompSci teacher
>that kid who mass emailed the whole school to find himself a ballroom dance partner
>that kid who tried really hard to be nice to everyone but was fat, slightly autistic, and got made fun of behind his back
>that girl who got revenge on the other girls by putting itching powder and/or muscle rub in their tampons
>that kid who wrote edgy poetry instead of taking notes, forgot his notebook in lab, and had said poetry get read aloud by the physics professor during a study group
>that kid who would rub one out in American History class and pretend like nothing happened
>>that kid who mass emailed the whole school to find himself a ballroom dance partner
did he get one?
Out of pity, only after getting heckled endlessly by his floor mates.
>that kid who drew porn of Anne Frank
I'll admit, lots of it was pretty hot
...I wonder if he grew up to browse /his/
>that kid who caved a kids face in for throwing a pen at him
>that kid who watched pron during English
>that kid who blatantly had a hit list he carried around and never got in trouble for it
Carrying your backpack with your forehead is comfy
>that kid who believed he was a grasshopper
>those kids that would go berserk and force the rest of the class to evacuate from the classroom
>those kids that teachers had to pin down on their arms and legs for being too violent
mental health treatment school was fun
>that retarded kid who would litterally try to strangle people when his team lost in gym and always got away with it because "he can't help himself"
>mental health treatment school
You Americans and your weird education system
>That kid who I was friends with for three months he was pretty chill guy had a peanut allergy and then fucking died when bullies force-fed him peanut butter.
I miss you Cody.
>That one kid who was schizophrenic but I thought he was pretty chill so I was friends with him for years. Later on I found out he was a pedophile and a child molester.
I hope you fucking rot in hell Dylan.
>That one kid who told me that he had a dream about living in a house made of women. He never specified whether they were alive or dead I'm not sure which is worse. Fuck U Sean nobody loves you and you are a fat creepy fuck.
>That one gay cross-dressing black kid who KOd a bunch of jocks by swinging his purse at their heads. I later found out he had a brick in it.
Jesse you are a fucking Legend.
>That one kid who was at a football game and called another white kid a Nigger and then stabbed him and only got suspended and return to school about two weeks later.
KEK that was my cousin
>That girl who had an STD by freshman year
>that same girl that aborted her baby in junior year
>that same girl that works at the local strip club and on the street Connor
what happened to bullies?
>That kid who went to the principal's house when he was on vacation, shut the heat off and opened the windows in the middle of winter
>That kid who ran over the teacher while driving away from the school
>That kid who stole guns from houses and sold them during recess in 5th grade
>That kid who ran for public office as a joke but ended up winning
Anything else from him?
>that kid that ran home just before the exams and missed graduation because he didn't study and had anxiety
>that kid from somalia who publicly supported ISIS and got mad if someone said something bad about them
Location: Sweden.
Describe some to me user
>those kids who played smash bros in the school bathroom
>that one kid who fucking died from bone cancer
>that one girl who gave birth and killed her baby right after she graduated
>that one band kid who got expelled for selling weed and adderall
>those other kids who got expelled for plugging benzos at school
>that one kid who got hit by a car and fucking died
Clovis is a shitty place.
>those kids that made a sex tape
>that one black kid that they used for all the school's promotional material to promote diversity
literally nothing happened at my school, brits need to step up their game
>that autistic kid who broke two windows running to them with his open hands
>that kid that helluva kicked a window a week later
>that kid that punched his gf in front of a radfem teacher
>that kid who stopped breathing for no reason and everybody thought he was joking
>that kid who deleted so many times system32 that the school switched to Linux
how new are you?
originally of course
>that slightly autistic kid with the rich dad who constantly brought in nazi and soviet shit
>that kid who tried to climb out of a window because a girl hit on him.
>that latin teacher who everyone was shitty to because he gave out easy As
>that kid who tried to get a teacher to fuck him
>that teacher who went to jail for fucking a kid
>that kid who got expelled for a week for drawing a gun on a test
>that gay principal who walked funnily
>that kid who asked for mushrooms on the bathroom wall and signed his name
>that kid who drew porn of my mom
I dont know actually. We went to different schools but attended the same trade school.
I'm sorry what did you say?
Had one of those in my school as well user, but I ashamedly had sex with her anyway
That's pretty much all really, he was a strange kid but felt bad for him
Dylan
1997-2009
>that kid from somalia who publicly supported ISIS and got mad if someone said something bad about them
>Sweden
Not surprised
One of then was her getting railed by typhlosion
I really don't get why he chose a Pokemon but I can't judge
Another was her tied naked to a chair with a vibrator in her and had to try making no noise because Nazis downstairs
and a follow-up where they find her and make her their slut
>that small kid that got his teeth punched out for picking a fight witch Chad
>that kid that slashed the chemistry teachers tires cause she gave him a bad grade
>those two kids that took the blackboard off the wall and hit it behind a big closet with supplies
>that skinny retard that fought a girl and she kicked the shit out of him
>that kid that fell down the stairs and broke his ankle but still got up to beat up a kid that pointed and laughed at him
>that kid that accidentally tripped a fat girl running down the hall sending her face first onto the floor knocking her out for a solid 10s (me)
>that kid that called the teacher a "retarded cow" every time she said something to him
>that kid that ate anything for half a dollar
>that kid a couple of chads threw in a dumpster
>that kid that found his dads loaded nine and brought it to school to threaten a bully
As im writing this I realise I went to a ghetto ass school.
>that kid who dyed his hair blue and started vaping
>that kid who wouldn't stop lying about everything and thinking he could get away with it because his dad was Army trash
>that kid who drew pony porn and had his OCs in his notebook
>that kid that sniffed the kool-aid powder
This isn't particularly uncommon.
>>that kid who tried really hard to be nice to everyone but was fat, slightly autistic, and got made fun of behind his back
same
>that kid who tried to get a teacher to fuck him
>that teacher who went to jail for fucking a kid
He was pretty good at it then eh?
>that kid who drew dicks in where's waldo books and never got caught
>That kid who used a 3/8 carbide endmill to machine a 2 inch deep pocket, but spun at 100 RPM rather than 1000 and broke the endmill and got shards in his eyes because he wasn't wearing eye protection.
Fuck man, first grade was weird.
haggerman striges again xd
>that kid who stared at and touched all the girls boobs without their permission and only got suspended for a week
>that kid who got detention for having finger gun battles with other kids during lunch
>that kid who tried to stab the dean with a fork
>that kid who walked around school with a massive, heavy backpack full of all his stuff who was permanently hunched from the weight
>that kid who would hit on the hot math teacher during class
>that kid who would run around school screaming and daring the teachers to catch him
8th grade was a hell of a year