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Might play Battlefield 1, PUBG and maybe Far Cry 5

>chubby james cordon style deano steals your girl
he fell for the fitness meme

Arsenal are shit reeeee

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What games did you enjoy before?

Recently started playing games that are completely different games and it's been quite refreshing

your mum like a trombone
HAHAH

all in a day?
i'm starting the solo campaign, then if i finish it today i might try multiplayer

probably gonna play some more eurotruck simulator 2. pretty comfy game

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pokemon mystery dungeon explorer of sky was the last game i finished

posted in the old thread by mistake
right lads give it to me straight
if i walk into the living room with my erect cock out and shove it in my mums face what are the odds that she gives me a blowjob

I dont know if i will ever be able to be emotionally intimate with a girl. Females seem to live entirely different lifes, they dont experience true loneliness (at least the same way guys do) or know the struggles of masculinity, therefore i doubt i will ever be able to truly connect with one. I pretty much always get bored with every girl i get talking to and i have never felt anything for a girl i have dated. i sometimes wish i was gay.

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zero. she will kick you out

100%
women are unable to resist man musk

Street Fighter 5, wacked out the ol fight stick for the first time in about a year. Want to put some cute weeb art on it but don't want to look too weeby if i ever go to any local comps.

Any of you lads knowledgable about fight sticks? Whats a good cheap place to buy sanwa buttons?

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If you mean Battlefield 1, The Multiplayer is hard to get kills but that's what makes it realistic
If you mean Far Cry 5, Multiplayer is okay I guess, you play on custom maps made by Ubisoft or the Community

depends where you live. Doncaster is guaranteed yes.

>internet dies because dad put in the new router
>see this when I try to post

t-thanks Sky

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not much because this is for sure a larp

>larp
>didn't actually do anything

i would pay good money to see James Cordon killed

OI, THERE HE IS! NONCE! GET IM!

he isn't gonna do it anyway

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Zero mate, It's a 0% chance she is going to give you head

poor lad got banned for a week and never came back

The cafe in that game was so comfy.
>Ywn sip gummi juice with your guild members on a nice afternoon

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point is, it's a shitpost, not a larp

>there are people who unironically like HIMYM

aah, normies. I remember the boring fucking vine-loving mongs from school who were into that stuff

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aww babbys first babby magnet
might need a bigger 1 to find bigger stuff desu, but will take this out next week.
could take it to work and chuck it in the stream that runs near. will see how knackered i feel though
also, thinking of tying it with a slipknot so if it gets caught on something the more i pull the tighter the knot gets

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You from around Doncaster?

my word this heat is sapping all my energy, cant bring myself to do ANYTHING but mindlessly browse

making me feel like absolute shit

Don't know how they like it lad, same with Friends. Got a mate that loves both. Seinfeld is the patricians sitcom

howd you do it? your left is looking like me rn

i agree. It is very over rated. i have a mate who loves it but he refuses to watch sopranos ffs

put your duvet in the fridge

Howling lads, what's all this hate for James Cordon about it? He seems like that chubby funny mate you keep around

I think I saw you in an ice cream parlor
Drinking milkshakes cold and long

jews are behind this heatwave

come wait for rockhopper with me on club penguin rewritten lads

Unironically underrated

Items to fridge
>socks
>pants
>pillow covers
>towel to sit on pc chair
>mouse matt

Be prepared lads

apart from the fact he isn't funny

Right, lads. Looks like I'll have a lemsip then it's binge drinking all day again.

haha nah mate hes proper funny me, deano and dazza were watchin before we flew out to magaluf, pissin ourselfs laffin haha
maggers was MENTALLLL btw haha

fucking kids are off school aren't they.

You southern lad? It's not that hot up north that I'm at the point of refridgerating my socks and mouse mat

>fucking kids
not a good look dm

which server lad?

>Alpha friend always picks up girls effortlessly
>Have sometimes been with him at the bar and I turn around having been talking to someone and he's there deep in conversation with some girl
>Some girl he's friends with brought her friends from uni down
>He was locking lips with one of them within a couple of hours
>has also got off with the girl whose friend it was and her other friend at will

feelsbadman

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I downloaded MyFitnessPal and tracked everything I ate, made sure I didn't eat over 1500 calories and started hitting the gym 3 times a week. Took me about 6 months but I've still got about 10-15lb to lose

>eating chinese
>very sharp stabbing pain in my chest

h-haha see ya lads : (

>remember when I was 14-15 and tried to tell my dad I was old enough to build the set of drawers for my room
>he handed me the powerdrill and I thought the head that was in was the screw
>sat there was about a minute just drilling the air
>my dad never let me use a powerdrill again
>still brings up the story to family friends

fucking cunt

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What's he doing that you aren't mate?

Yes lad it's 32 degrees right now

he probably actually tries and isn't a sad bastard

well done

in honesty i started doing that but lost motivation after 2 months and put some back on. didnt see much of a difference anyway so got sad

Lads are British people genetically stupid?

Shouldn't try and eat em then lad, they all know kung fu.

Iktf, my mate always pulls. He's not good looking at all, probably about a 6. Chubby lad. But I have to admit he has courage, he'll go up and chat to any lass without fear of the repurcussions. Don't know how he does it, the embarrassment and fear of being cringy puts me off

If the right is current then perfect body desu

Being good looking

yes this true but if I knew how to not be I wouldn't be here would I you fucking brainlet

Jesus lad your hips, do you have kleinfelters or something?

You just need to know what you want mate, for me it was to look better than everyone else. The compliments makes it worth it

I have a friend like this, barely see him now a days, but a good few years back he would do the same thing, probably still does. He would constantly have girls after him, and could be locking lips with a girl after talking to her for a few hours. i dont know how he done it, he was only 5 ft 7, and he would constantly pull really fit girls. He used to be fucking a model too while she had a bf.

i know a lad wholl see a group of girls he doesnt know sitting at a table in the pub, and he'll just walk over and sit down with them and start talking
he also always asks one of them to buy him a drink, and they do it every time. its like magic or something

I think that's just love handles in the first pic tbf

I bet he's not that much better looking than you are. He probably isn't a paedo like you though.

pains me when people go on about being able to get girls in here when you know they don't try

they're punching and kicking my insides lad

Getting girls is easy in this day and age.

>Download tinder
>Match
>Meet and fuck

It's literally on your phone now. It couldn't be easier.

The only exception is if you live in a rural community or something.

Thanks user

No it's just love handles, on the right you can see I've still got some weight to lose

i live in a fairly rural area and there's still plenty of people on tinder

>Paki
>Still one of the few nonvirgins ITT
I'm on hardmode ffs, step the fuck up numales.

also i want to say that people like this are actually rare as fuck, he is the only true "chad" i have ever known. the rest of his normie friends and normies i have known were nothing like this and were actually bad with women.

grooming doesn't count though

Yeah thats what my mate does, granted I've never seen him try to get a girl to buy him a drink but I have no doubt that they would if he asked. It was after going out with him to clubs and pubs a lot that I learned girls don't give a fuck about your appearance you just need to charismatic and funny easier said than done or I'd be joining him

There's actually some kino going on on Loose Women rn

>i know a lad wholl see a group of girls he doesnt know sitting at a table in the pub, and he'll just walk over and sit down with them and start talking
This I could never do as I cant think of enough subjects or things to speak about

I have tinder and I struggle to get a conversation out of them never mind meeting up. Thousands of swiped has for me 60 matches, and I mean about a year of swiping.

why are you watching loose women?

Only works if you're kinda normal though. I dont have any friends to take pictures with, so the pictures are selfies or me in the mirror and apparently girls hate that

but what does he actually talk about?

I'm talking about 20 something white pussy and it's tragic a native can't use his easy pass to get some lad. Tragic.

How does this even work? If some attractive woman came over and started randomly butting in while I was out with a couple of mates I'd be annoyed and kind of confused

that boy needs therapy
purely psychosomatic
that boy needs therapy
what does that mean?

Charles Bronson is going to call in cos his wife was cheating on him

very 1337 post lad

tOnight I hOnestly ThoUght aBoUT KilLinG yOu

wow kanye's so deep and dark!!
Song reads like an edgy fedora 14 year old reddit post ffs.

Are you good at conversation?
If you aren't capable of getting friends then yeah it's probably beyond your skills. Try getting some mates first.

fuck this brings me back to 2009 and watching this with my secondary school friend in my bedroom. cheers lad

come on sleet, garys there in the pizza parlour

It's an inner monologue to his ego lad.

You're a guy though, women looking for a shag really value assertive and overly confident people.