99% of men have a normal sized penis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA might as well start on estrogen buddy

thats fucking hot holy shit, do you like guys?

Whats the circumference

Looks thicker than mine, (4.3" circumference)

I consider myself bi I guess, I'd fuck a guy. But I mainly want women... But it's fucking impossible like this. I guess having a hideous face is worse? But other than that I can't think of anything worse.

why is that hot you crazy person what drugs are you on at this minute

I don't really have anything to measure around me... But you can see my thumb. My hands are quite small as you can see. The cirumference is really small too.

How tall are you and where in the world are you located/from?

If you have a toilet paper roll, try to stick your dick in it to see if you pass the girth test.

>But I mainly want women... But it's fucking impossible like this. I guess having a hideous face is worse?
Damn you are perfect for bj's.
his dick is literally perfect for sucking because you can hit every inch of it with your tongue at once.

I'm 173cm and from western Europe. Also HAHA my dick fits 3 times in a toilet paper roll.

What in the fuck is the girth test?

I like it. I want my tongue under that hood and then to ride it hard. It's the perfect size to hit all the right spots!

But are you a girl? I posted my dick a few times on Jow Forums and usually some gay guys like it, but I any women do.

your dick is long enough that you would always be touching the prostate with the head of your cock each time you thrust.

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The toilet paper roll test is trash. Average girth for whites and blacks is 4.8 and a toilet paper roll is 5.3

I'm 4inches as well, OP. Don't worry, you're not alone.

Are you a virgin? If not, tell me your experiences.

Yes I am, what the fuck are you even asking

Try to stick your dick in a toilet paper roll, if it goes all the way in, you're a girthlet, if it doesn't fit, then you've got passable girth.

Spoken like a true girthlet. Average=/=desirable or even decent. Less than 5.5" girth is abnormal clitoris-tier size

Are you Indian? Also by "fits 3 times", do you mean that it fits easily with extra space?

I feel really bad you, bro.

I'm pretty sure it fits in 3 times without much space left and I'm Belgian.

Sorry, totally a dude, but it would be banging against my prostate and you could fuck me as hard as you want.

It sounds really small then if the roll is 3x bigger than your peepee.

I thought Belgian men were supposed to be tall and have big dongs

You're not doing yourself any favors by letting that bush grow

do only faggots think like this
bless me with your wisdom

7'' isnt big m8y

small dicks are the best unless you get off on pain which every size queen i've talked to seems to be all about
>you can give them the best bjs, your tongue can cover more of the head of their dick while also digging into their foreskin, if you take it to base you can still do more with your tongue than with a big cock, your jaw doesn't need to be dislocated.
>anal is perfect because each thrust is into your prostate and not against your bladder or going to deep and hitting parts of your body that will try to block (quite painfully infact) the dick from going any deeper.
In general i can get off to most men if its fucking or getting fucked but i prefer smaller guys just because its less painful and more pleasurable.

They do but as I said I'm the fucking unlucky 1%

I don't think my virginity is gonna be taken any time soon anyway, I shave it every now and then tho.

You don't lose anything. I have a 6.7" long one, probably longer when Im super horny, but I am disfigured either way.

your mom thinks it is

I need pictures, to back up your claim of course
and for me to jerk off to

Not happening. Fapped today, like 6 hours ago after a good 3 hours fap sessions. I take my time each time so the orgasm is super strong but I am "dead" for 2-4 days, depends.

n-not even one of your balls?

Not him but do you think girls would accept this

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shit meant to reply to you

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Boomer

i know i would, do you have one of you shirtless with your balls out?

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This makes me depressed, you literally can't be a robot with a dick like this

Nah, don't really take shirtless pics that much since I don't have abs or anything to really take a picture of

What would you like prefer?

>autistic with a big cock
>normal social skills with a tiny pee pee

99% of girls pick the first option

Yeah I had a prom date as well but i'm still friendless v so where else can I post

Then why haven't i gotten laid yet?

But girls would fucking drool for a dick like that... Why don't you go fuck roasties.

Not him but i also have a big dick. Where? Where do i find these "roasties"? What do i do?

I'm 8.5x7.2 feels pretty good

Tinder, put your size in bio, free sex

Pic or you're just lying

9x8 btw

Uh thats notna dick thats a "boiclit" LMAO little girl dicks haha well you can always transition its not like you will be using that just be a sissy bottom

I'm too intimidated of rejection and I'm kind of dumb socially, I realize small cues hours, days, months or even years after I've missed them

My prom date did drink with me the night and then said something like "I have no key, my friends are sleeping, I can't get in my room for the night" and my first bright idea was to just go wake her roommates up lmao, I didn't even realize there was another option there

Even faggots want a big dick in their ass you wouldn't be doing any fucking little girl

Have you tried? You don't get any matches. You only get matches if you're good looking.

No of course not, I'm OP. My dick is microscopic.

Fucking little girls is indeed an option

Well, point is a girl sees your dick and she'll forget about anything autistic you said, I have to use my autism to get a girl in bed in the first place and then she'll laugh/run away/be disappointed when she sees my dick.

Kek

>No of course not, I'm OP. My dick is microscopic.
Then you can't know. I wish you were right. Because if you were i would have gotten laid years ago. But you're wrong. Having a big dick means absolutely nothing.

No pics not a faggot plus old married fag, the bad thing about it is/was bj are teeth city I never met a porn chick and anal sex is a no go for the most part the good is they all liked it in the cooter

Your standards are probably too high

I'll have sex with anybody. Fat. Thin. Young. Old. Man. Woman. I'll even have sex with an animal. Anything with a heartbeat that isn't related to me. So don't talk to me about standards.

how can i get a girl who wont mind my 5'4'' penis??

>Well, point is a girl sees your dick and-

First I'd need to talk to one to get one in the same room as me or something. The defining behavior of my life has been to never enter a situation where it's not possible to back out of a rejection. With guys you can just compensate for rejection by being more aggressive but with girls you have to play by their rules and that's intimidating.

Damn, you belong in the Guinness book of world records with that schlong

Tinder and eventually one horny girl will want to fuck. I don't know how you look but at least you cant try. There's not hope for a normie life for me. Best that can happen to me is find a unicorn girl that genuinely doesn't mind a small dick and isn't going to fuck Tyrone behind my back.

Damn I feel bad for most of you if you're not larping.

I'm no captain long dong silver
But my 7" dick feels a little bigger since I thought I was small thanks to porn.

I think women are to blame. Our dicks are to procreate and blast jizz into roasties. The female orgasm is a meme and doesn't actually happen.

>Tinder
that's even worse than posting my dick, your face is what you get recognized by so I'd be devastated if a girl was like "umm you're ugly haha look at this ugly guy on tinder"

I also live in a small town so all the girls around my age went to the same high school as me

Women aren't too blame since they really have no concept of what sizes mean.

Blame other guys on the internet for steadily pushing the reported average length 1" every 10 years

i-is that speed-o-sonic

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5.4'' lol pls girls respond

I'm okay with my femmybepis. :3

my dick is curved so its whateva i guess

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