Fembot Feels Thread

obvious robot rping but if true just know you will never truly be loved or find happiness

Other guys ask for them so I just send it. Don't really think about it, just happens when sexting

I've been awake for over 4 hours and a stranger on the internet hasn't called me pretty yet :(

EWWWWWW GO AWAY CREEP

sometimes I look at porn and see all these perfect breasts and vaginas and I wonder if even an average boy will think i'm good enough. a lot of normal boys probably assume normal girls are symmetrical and tight from the neck down based on porn

If he`d call back, he wouldn`t be chad. Call Brad instead, he looks like Chad, but goes to church everyday

>tfw you fail at living in a civilization built for your comfort

>when boys always ask for my nudes
>ask for a dick pic first
>dicklet

Why are there no good men fembots?

Lmao you`re literally reducing yourself to a sex object. No wonder you need to whore yourself out, you don`t know the love of Jesus Christ

ANY FEMBOT IN HERE HAS TO PROVE IT BY DOING A SHORT (OR LONG) VOCAROO

vocaroo.com

>tfw no Brad bf

We don't have them in the big city. I just want to be some tradthot wife to an attractive husband :'(

>How is everybody handling things?
pretty bad desu. if I dont find a boyfriend by the end of next year im killing myself

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>tfw no tall bf
>finds a cute, nice, tall guy with matching fetishes
>he's miles away
>just said he might get back together with his ex
>tfw still no tall bf

For the past hours, I've been thinking about killing myself. Just the normal, I guess

>tfw no misogynistic robot bf

100% LARP
No fembot asks for a dickpic, it just ruins the mood

You just haven`t looked long enough. I live in a big city too, and while I don`t go to church every day, I do read the new testament on occassion. EIther way gl and reduce your whoring to the least amount bearable for you

Don't kill yourself. There's so much more to life than having a qt bf. What would your family do if you killed yourself?

I can be your qt bf
Im pretty indifferent but im trying my best and am full of love to give but no outlet

im not looking for a qt bf. I just want a bf. im not good enough for a qt.

How did he buy it if he found the threads where you sent the guys the nudes?

maybe i should go to church, i heard there are good looking guys there

there's more to life than a boyfriend. you need other goals to work towards

Yeah but read the new testament too, don`t just use it as tinder 2.0

Ty roasty toasty, all the best
Greetings from Germany

>tfw no qt bf to let me do his laundry

Only women have unrealistic standards for people.

>tfw no obedient gf that can cook

What is tall? 6'5 at least?

i can cook mac and cheese

fembots should just be called uglybots

who else feel old
i'm 22 this year and I feel like I haven't accomplished nearly enough

No he just found the images in my camera roll and then put two and two together.

Can you make enough so we can bath and fug in it?

Can you atleast do sushi?

I'm 5'11'' so anything above that. He is 6' which is perfect...

I turned 23 two days ago and I've wasted every second of my life. I have no past to reminisce on and I have no future to look forward too.

Lmao cope harder. Tall is 6`0 and up

I am 6' too pls consider me

Oh really? Can you handle my mental breakdowns when I want to kill myself, hugging me and telling me it's gonna be fine?

No, but we can have mental breakdowns together on the opposite corners of the room.
It would be so romantic.

No i`d kick you out of my room and tell me you can come back, when you calmed yourself down lmao

Aawww, that does seem romantic... But I really need a hug on those moments...

>tfw you keep getting bored of boys and have to slowly become unresponsive until they give up

Everyone who claims to be a female is a Larping niggerfaggot

This is undisputable

Of course that fits right into my savior complex I would love to do that.

tfw haven't talked to a girl my whole life so now I don't even pay attention to them anymore. I look at them like one would at a plant. Just acknowledgment of presence in the back of my mind.

Women are just a blank spot in my mind. Is this what enlightenment feels like?

*Indisputable

You got corrected by a girl.

Really? Please date me. I really need a hug and cuddles. Where are you from?

bitch i feel u
no matter how hard i work or what i do i always end up feeling like i've wasted my time

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I want to talk to a girl. Any girl.
I don't even want a relationship or e-dating or any of that crap. I just want to talk to someone who is not a male and also mentally ill.

I guess I could pretend that the anonymous posters here are actually girls, but it doesn't feel right.

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if you're in uk and fembot, i will date you.

Prove it:
vocaroo.com
Say something

No there are genuine women that are too attention starved and ache to reject guys advances, since they never get the chance in real life. They are too petty and envious of the girls on crystal.cafe so they stay here and refresh the board until they spot an attentionwhore thread.

This is the existence they lead. These are the people that mock robots. How pathetic is that.

>i called him after all
i need to get ready, bye bitches

I'm not in the uk... Our countries have been friends for centuries though! And I guarantee you I'm a femanon

>crystal.cafe
thanks, this is my new hangout place

Hi user, i'm here for (you).
If you are interested post discord.
But only if you are a nice person.
tee hee

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Liar.
A girl wouldn't have such a gross picture saved.

Go away.

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I live on the east coast in the United States

Where r u from? and where do you live now?

I gave you a clue. It's the oldest alliance in the world!

He was from the east coast as well... Does your name start off with K by any chance?

All of these femanon claims but no time stamp tits? Really gets my noggin a joggin

My name begins with an L

Why is everybody so mean to me?
I just wanted to be loved.
Never talk to me again.

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Oh okay... That is fine...

>Remember: boys are welcome to post but please be respectful of women and our issues.
lol shut up, ill speak as i please on this board

Sorry I'm not him. I'm not khad

I finally got a bf and he's amazing I'm very happy. 100% recommended.

So it's so great to have a bf
And any girl just needs to ask to get a bf
Why do girls not have bfs?

How do you do that? Even robots ignore me...

I bet you ignore many robots

Maybe cause your a fat fuck

You need to put yourself out there and meet guys. Many will be shitty and will make you feel bad, but you have to be strong and still try.
Try to have a pleasant personality and take care of your looks too.

It's really that easy for girls?

Wlell it isn't that hard to meet potential partners as a young woman.

You're dead set on that one guy, aren't you?

It's not a real woman retard

>Remember: boys are welcome to post but please be respectful of women and our issues.
Haha respect is earned and roasts havent earned it since the 60s

I don't... I never ghosted anyone...
My bmi is something of 24 so I'm almost considered overweight but not quite

I am. He's an amazing guy. Too bad I was born in the wrong country

More like most young women can't push away partners quick enough. They all get so much attention they start to hate it.

Ayyyy same. I am an entirely useless human being.

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>tfw no girl will ever think you're an amazing guy

Why continue?

>My bmi is something of 24 so I'm almost considered overweight but not quite
Drop that BMI to at least 21.

I'm in a happy relationship of more than 5 years. He is a wonderful man. I still can't stop thinking about a certain ex even though it's been over 8 years since we saw each other. I will never get him out of my system. I love him. I FUCKING LOVE HIM. I WISH HE WOULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD.

I know it's not real. I'm not the same girl he fell in love with and he's not the boy I fell in love with. Our lives went down two completely different paths. I'd leave my boyfriend for him in a heartbeat but that man doesn't exist. This feels like a mental fucking illness and I want to get free. I want to be there 100% for the very real man in front of me.

The reality is painful for men. You realize you are suppose to be alone

Fuck outta here if you still have standards.

Man here. No offense but i have seen that woman cheat more than man and they usualy start all the cheating thing. Prove me wrong and tell me why they do it. Also no hate. maybe a little bit

Maybe for you, but I was able to make my gf let me cheat. I broke ended up breaking up with her cause I found someone better in every way which I wouldn't have if she didn't let me cheat.

>women and our issues
Sure, the only issues you face is the dilemma of which chad to ride next

Remember robots even if you found a woman, she'll just always think back to the Chad she once had and will never love you.

You have to accept the tragedy of life that human beings are an ever changing organisms who die and are reborn every day. There is no self, there is only the current moment during which you are you. The past you doesn't exist, it's only a memory. And tomorrow, your current you will be dead and future you will only have a vague memory of who it used to be yesterday.

We are just mutating flesh, there is nothing pure and eternal in us.

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>tfw thats my fetish
feels good man

>all the bs to excuse a roastie wanting to get back with Chad

Philosophy was a mistake