/britfeel/

H e a t w a v e
E d i t i o n

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Why did the juice give us the choice to Ieave the eu in the first place?

Second for naders!

we called Cameron's bluff and he bloody did it

5 months til Christmas lads

Stop arguing about politics you knobheads

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fuck lads, after a short spot of rain I saw my garden's birds for the first time in ages, look absolutely dead on their feet, skinny, bald patches. feel like such a fool for not helping them until now. put out a tray of water and some food for them, hope they get better and don't die

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Because the Tories made a carrot offer of a referendum in order to secure the general election. They assumed that through media manipulation and finally letters telling people to vote Remain, there was never any threat. It was not considered to be something even slightly plausible; a placating option to secure easy votes.

I've conquered the thread.

Sweet fucking christ no

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not the sort of thing i often think about lod

Cameron thought he would win is the only explanation.

>be me
>pretty average post/lurk ratio across all boards
>get single board ban for 3 days
>suddenly think of dozens of top-tier posts in a bunch of threads
fuck sake

It was to avoid a split in the Conservative party, which looks as though it's going to happen anyway.

When people start really suffering, that's when we'll see the consequences of Brexit.

When the factories close.
When the ports are jammed.
When the fruit is being picked by child raping pakis imported from the third world to deal with the shortage of labour.
When the NHS is sold off to American healthcare companies and people start dying of preventable diseases.
When the food quality goes down.
When we get endlessly cucked by trade deals with the EU, China, the US.

Brexit is like an enemy attack. Except we did it to ourselves.

heatwave? more like
- h e a t w a v e -

oh fuck, she has a tv show now?

bloody hell, remember watching her youtube vids for a weird kick

I shall observe from the mainland and maybe send food packages to /britfeelers/

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>people start dying of preventable diseases.
based

feel like pure shit just want her back x

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Office girls were all wearing pretty floaty dresses today, while the blokes all had shirts and suit trousers on.
Might wear my kilt tomorrow.

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I will when politics stops becoming relevant

Adversity breeds heroes m8.

Digimon is better than Pokemon

Change my mind

>When the NHS is sold off to American healthcare companies
This is already happening and was going to happen no matter what

So you're telling me Liverpool might improve?

Would like to do the same but my cat would almost certainly capitalise on it

LOL. Be a hero in splendid, wineless, isolation all you like!

Yeah but soon it's going to be "Sorry lads we can't afford free medical treatment any more because of Brexit"

don't put your cat outdoors

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hahah grand theft auto is such garbage now

Wineless?

This settles it for me lads. I was a fierce supporter of Leave but I've decided the only fair thing to do would be to have a 2nd Referendum. I shall write to my MP tomorrow.

>neither of them have nice tits
whats the bloody point

i wouldnt know lad ;_;

Yes. wineless. well, good wineless.

Yeah they'll blame it on brexit but the tories have wanted to do this for years.

The lads are going on a weekend sesh to Bristol and I've got no money so can't go

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If you support democracy then you should support a 2nd referendum.

good lad, its about time someone did something about this

For me, it's flat chests. Nicer bras than the fucking scaffolding required for big hangers.

Am i right in thinking sp said his mum was homeless once

>I shall write to my MP tomorrow.

*Clink clink*

Lids is half life 2 good? never played the prequels so i don't know what i'm in for, but i always thought it was overrated.

sod that, if I tried to make her an indoors cat now she would resent it

Might be a bit warm also

Pot noodle chili beef x 5 pls sir

I could put my usb fan under my desk and cool my balls

I thought it was good up until it goes ski-whiff near the end, which just pissed me off.

she's so flat the bra isn't evening holding anything, there's dead air in there

it's pretty good
based on the standards today it isn't that godllike, but it was more groundbreaking when it came out
rip halflife 3

Stuck in East Devon
This is not heaven
Miss somebody
Oh no

delicious tit space

the space is perfect for expanding tit fetish

did it rain for anyone else?

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>Good news for sun worshippers - there's no sign of this heatwave stopping any time soon.
>The sky-high temperatures look set to continue well into August, with the bookies' odds at 2/1 for the all-time high temperature of 38.5 C to be topped during the heatwave.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just had dinner lads, love me some chicago town 'za!

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i fucking wish, theyve even changed the forecast to get rid of the rain for tomorrow now

had heavy rain for a bit on sunday but that's about it

One of the best ever games I played

>38.5 C
Might as well just jump into an incinerator now and get it over with

It's fucking brilliant, only downside is I've drunk wine and cider than I normally would in a year.

Who gives a fuck about wine you posh spaz?

it just chucked it down for me a few minutes ago

Mum keeps telling me to take off my vest but I don't want anyone to see my grey spotty chest and skinny fat stomach.

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lewd lad, she wants it

do you think it will ever cool down ever?

Anyone here ever done a job in software testing before?

1 reason i can never watch nip porn
pubes are disgusting

>"Who gives a fuck about food you posh spaz" said the Brexit deano as he ate grass gathered from his lawn.

Me, obviously. But also good quality foods year round at reasonable prices, workers and human rights, free movement across borders, that sort of thing.

no, they officially canceled autumn, winter, and spring
it will now be summer all year round

thats what i was thinking, its been so hot for so long that i just cant see it stopping now

>he owns a kilt
What am i sposed to call you? Her? Xer?

cor lads imagine a big fat lass dumping trifle on her tits then licking it off

Call me 1/16th Scottish

wee bawbag

Anyone know any good mods for left for dead two?

Were all gonna be so used to the heat that when winter finally arrives its gonna feel like were in the fucking arctic

Make moves back towards and ethnostate and there'll be plenty of jobs for everyone.

>when winter finally arrives
not happening

>free movement
Whats the reason for this again?

If it was possible who you get some memories erased? I would, some of mine are painful and not useful at all

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I just want to be able to sleep without a fan

At tuppence happeny an hour and dead by forty from heavy metal ingestion. Sounds positively marvellous.

>sleep without a fan
haha mate get this, right? in south korea they think sleeping with the fan will kill you
haha nutters

>Whats the reason for this again?
To have access to the entire union at will lad.

>with the bookies' odds at 2/1 for the all-time high temperature of 38.5 C to be topped during the heatwave.

please no

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Henlo HENLO frens. x

My mum is making me throw away my chair because it's molting everywhere. I've had some good times in this thing. Mainly masturbating and playing games but I'll always remember them times fondly. Rip chair.

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kinda want to get on the cider again tonight

This is why I'm a bit annoyed seeing all the anti-summer posts. That last winter we went through was fucking horrendous. It seemed to go on forever, every single day freezing my balls off in my crappy student flat with gammy heating. I don't want to go back to that state anytime soon.

Not even bad lad, should see mine it's a wooden fold out chair that's 8 years old

I've just applied for tesco lads

what am I going to expect?

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Hey mate! How are you doing today?

Any prostitutes to shag or joints to smoke?

Yur baws pal?

But its not like we're locked in here. We can go anywhere outside of the union too. I dont understand what the big deal is.

>That last winter we went through was fucking horrendous. It seemed to go on forever
lad are you serious? last winter was a piece of piss, winter 09/10 and 10/11 now they were good, the snow didnt melt for nearly 3 months and it was -7 at mid day one afternoon, id kill for that again

SCEA no offence mate but don't you fancy getting a gf? I mean you're 32 and you've never had one, are you sure you aren't gay?