Why haven't you joined Islam yet?

>can't drink alcohol
No thanks, I don't want someone to tell me that I can't get shitfaced whenever I want.

>One side constantly wants to put all jews and muslims in the oven
>The other side constantly wants to put all jews and non-muslims in the oven
Yeah, totally the same

Holy shit anons i think you are onto something. i usually have a hatred for most muslims because of their barbaric religion but this actually seems reasonable.
>smack women
>get praise for diversity
>7 wives (polygamy)
>special treatment in schools
Is this the robot/incel religion? I guess it really is a battle for the advantage and smarts, i couldn't imagine a failed normalfag thinking of this idea.
>grow a dirty beard
>dress in rags
>fuck minors and get praise for integrating your seed into western cucks daughters.

>integrating your seed into western cucks daughters
You'd be wasting a huge opportunity. Like I said, muslims girls fucking looooove white converts.

You're clearly just shilling your religion.

>only takes 20 seconds

You do realize you have to be circumsized right?

Not in Quranic Islam. Look it up.

Jow Forums needs to learn that sprinter vans and cargo trucks work much better against crowds than dodge challengers. I mean come on 1 kill? pathetic! Shit is T Sided as fuck.

Like I said all you need to do is utter the Shahada and mean it.

Oh yeah one more thing, You can't leave. Once you're in you're in for life It's like the Hotel California song. "Once you check in at all, you may not check out or try to escape!"

> throw faggots off roofs
I'm sure this appeals to the typical edgelord here.

Juice and yeast are not forbidden though. Just saying...

>>can enslave black people without being called a racist
We also enslaved white people. Blacks are easier to enslave since they dont have powerful states protecting them, but we enslave kafir whites too. Slavery in Islam is not a racist institution,

>can channel your incel rage into cool explosions
Thats not mainstream Islam tho

The rest of the list is okay tho

>What would the feminists do?
It would probably split up the liberal/left into people who like Islam despite it being reactionary, and people who hate Islam for being so regressive.

I do definitely see white male zoomers converting in mass, since the liberal left, and the christian right, have zero sympathy for incels (a growing problem in the west)

I have a few things to say. God , honour, and the motherland, I shall never become a Muslim and as a polish user it is my job to remove you infediles. How about you become Christian before you get atatcked

>Needs to cheat because he is too socially inept to get a girl otherwise

Catholicism is a moribund religion. All religions except Islam are becoming moribund

In a few decades, the only choice for all humans in the world will be to become a degenerate atheist, or to become a Muslim

>Ooga booga I hate America
>blows up a building while sounding like the retarded kid trying to beat box
>Ooga booga I hate white people they the devil
>beheads a white man in the military for literally no reason
>we are a religion of peace
Islam is literally just niggers being niggers

>Finds extremists because fuck Russia
>Extremists get pissed at huge IS influence in the middle east
>Plan backfires and someone drives a plane into your building
>Decide to go to war in a whole fucking part of Asia
>Bomb kids, hospitals and women
>Watch TV and complain about how barbaric they are for killing someone in their land
And none of this would've happened had the US not been fucking retarded and got supported by retarded faggots like you.

>get to throw faggots off roofs
Sadly you don't get to do that it's haram
>can enslave black people without being called a racist
Your going to have to buy from East African slave traders and risk getting turned into a slave by Somalis
>can channel your incel rage into cool explosions
Now your going to hell for breaking a rule
>can smack women around with permission from Allah
They're also seen as a vital part of Islam and you are told to give them respect
>What would the feminists do?
They'd do the same shit they do with Christianity call it a barbarian religion (see Reddit r/news comments section when it comes to Islam)
>no feminism allowed
Welcome to 2018 you can search up Muslim feminists right now
>How funny would it be if a large swath of the white male population joined Islam.
It would likely cause wide panic and anti terrorist forces would be on the lookout because white reverts are seen as dodgy
> It's the ultimate incel religion.
There's a lot you don't know it is not the ultimate incel religion
>only takes 20 seconds
Five prayers a day plus you have to do wuhdu if you do some shit like fart or piss or shit

You don't HAVE to do five prayers a day if you're unable to do so for various reasons. Like work, education etc.

It's a MUST during Ramadan though. and friday (for jummah prayers)

Especially in the UK. have you seen their women? Their faces are like bulldogs and their asses are like a bag of filthy apples. How could someone settle down with a woman like that?

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99.9% of Muslims are not like that.

I only support terrorism against liberals (I am a Muslim and Breivik was one of my personal heroes). I dont support terrorism against the normie masses, like almost all muslims

Hating America makes sense when you realize all the poz (eg gay shit, tranny shit) come from America

>Reddit r/news comments section when it comes to Islam
Normie liberals have disowned reddit tier atheist types for their Islamophobia

>Welcome to 2018 you can search up Muslim feminists right now
Half of them end up as atheists, and the other half become hardcore Muslims. Its not sustainable

>There's a lot you don't know it is not the ultimate incel religion
It is, with its arranged marriage

>Five prayers a day plus you have to do wuhdu if you do some shit like fart or piss or shit
It only takes a minute

na hes dead serious, Western converts are on the same level as same said person race. Maybe more desu. You'll get benediction in a heartbeat.

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Salah is fardh, yes. But not praying the salah is not kufr, except for some of those salafi types (who are a minority)

Islam is friendly for robots who wish they can become normies but are unable or unwilling to fit into liberal normalfag society

Brown girls are hot. I really want a qt brown wife (and spics dont really cut it, I want an arab qt)

But white women should convert to Islam too

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You are a cancer upon this earth.

>house terrorist guy
>US invades looking for said terrorist guy
>HOLE UP WE DINDADO NUFFIN THEY BE INVADIN *smack* US IN SHIEEET!!!

coalition forces never intentionally bombed civilian targets and I wouldn't call any single country a "whole part" of any region

unironically brown qts > white devils. Indians, Persians, and Turks are the thinking man's women

Only 4 wives allowed calm down

>drink heaps of juice
>eat heaps of yeast
>hope the yeast isnt digested
>don't shit for ages, just hold all that juice and yeast in
>make wine in your own tummy
>get drunk off your internal wine
>shit yourself and waste all that wine
>ashamedly realise this was a horrible sin, a horrible idea even regardless of religion
>drunk lick your wineshit off the ground cos
>plus you have to wash yourself if you shit or piss
how is this different from just ordinary 'not being ridiculously filthy'
desu i think the 5 prayers a day might help making routines, habits and schedling cos you'd actually be consistently doing things at consistent times. a great way to move on to consistently exercising and reading etc.
unironically fucking based
>indians
no
persians are really very beautiful tho

dont rly wanna say muhammad was a prophet cos its just as easy if it could be god it could be the devils influence, it could be insanity, drugs, lies etc. manmade religions are all fallible. islam is heresy for promoting the idea a human can present absolute truth. as soon as truth touches human lips becomes just probabilities. psychologically, truth is impossible by the nature of awareness, and all logical systems cannot be infallibly tested, just justified in comparison.
but i do find the idea in islam that we are innately seeking and connected to sacredness and truth as very interesting and alluring.

>Fund terrorist guy decades back
>Still fucking about when you were told to fuck off
>Someone who isn't representative of millions of people finally gets pissed and kills your citizens as revenge
>Decide to displace, kill or maim millionss of people
It was the Americas fault get over it
>I wouldn't call any single country a "whole part" of any region
Should I say large parts of the middle east were destroyed which is a large part of Asia and has influence in Asia
>coalition forces never intentionally bombed civilian targets
You right they never intentionally did it they didn't give two shits when they were killing kids because of a few high priority targets and then a new generation grew up hating the US creating more terrorists and militias.

>how is this different from just ordinary 'not being ridiculously filthy'
Search up what wuhdu is an d you'll understand why you hate it every time you shit or piss
>i think the 5 prayers a day might help making routines, habits and schedling cos you'd actually be consistently doing things at consistent times
Going to pretty hard to schedule it considering it's at a different time everyday

Our women are obediant and listen to our commands.
Homos are killed
And we look fought alongside hitler against the jewish menace
Why haven't you taken the islamic pill yet?

>Normie liberals have disowned reddit tier atheist types for their Islamophobia
Nope they're the new normalfags
>It is, with its arranged marriage
Unless you get an Imam to do it with a shitty fat roastie revert it's going to be harder as a white guy
>It only takes a minute
Praying properly is quite long or you could speed it and risk the disapproval of the old man of the mosque

Fuck off paki shove acid in someone else's face

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Mad mutt? I got 4 wives and the sex is the best

I'm a kike and I've never been into religon outside of falling down wikipedia every so often and looking at shit about sodom and Gomorrah , Revalation and the Nephilim.

Lucky Jew. You get to identify with a largely religious cultural group without even practicing. Good luck doing that at as an excommunicated or inactive Mormon.

Reformed Jews somehow managed to redefine Jewishness as an ethnic thing, in a religion that is against racism, and kept all the benefits of being part of a religious community while being dirty atheists. How in the fuck did you pull that off?

This man just formulated the most concrete argument in favour of religion ever and deserves an award.