Vox faggotry aside, how the fuck is america NOT suppose to be obese?

Vox faggotry aside, how the fuck is america NOT suppose to be obese?

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>tfw no football stadium sized burger to worship

the problem is in the portions, the fact almost no one works out and the shit they're drinking it down with (soda)

if you went to fucking mcdonalds everyday and ate 5, even with the "cheese" and no bread it would be okay if you did also workout.

It's ok. The burger is all around us

>food is available
>wow how are people NOT supposed to gorge themselves with food 24/7 like its a fucking drug

Dont eat shit. It's literally that simple

Fpbp

I seriously doubt meat and cheese is causing America's obesity.
It's hard to eat so many calories of cats and proteins. Sugars on the other hand don't satiate, so short chain carbs are the likely culprit

>fat fucks blaming the delicious, innocent cheeseburgers for their health problems instead of their own lack of portion-control
I'm not the only one who gets insanely triggered by this, right?

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We will see whose laughing when an emp takes out power grids across the planet and Americans all have a 6 month to a year supply of bodyfat to fall back on while we regroup.

kek but sometimes I actually wonder if this shit is actually in the cards and intentional

you're not alone user

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We will all be sitting in our basements loading rounds into magazines, our sleepy american brains suddenly awakened due to lack of carbs and running full steam off of fat stores and adrenaline. In our focus while other nations are in chaos we may just take Canada and mexico.

Pity they forgot also about all that sugar, like this fucking demon creation they call cereals

HEY FATTY!

you're dumb and stupid too

>jealous Euro countries buttmad that they don't have agricultural independence
Our stockpiles and agricultural overproduction is a strategic resource, OP. It's the reason we subsidize farmers.

Hey, addictive pseudo food is the perfect capitalist good.
It's cheap to create.
Fulfills a need in a way that can't be mimiced
Is buy once then used item ensuring repeat business

>beef and cheese is pseudo food
>something packed with vitamins, minerals, protein and fats is pseudo food
Okay now THIS is epic...

>hating on Cinnamon Toast Crunch
how dare you

>you will never bulk by eating enough cheese to fill the Grand Canyon

>tfw 26 year old american "male"
>5'9" 135 lbs
>honestly don't really even like eating
>never eat fast food

kek

Maybe by not eating?