WHY AM I AUTISTIC GIRLS APPROACH ME AND I HAVE ZERO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO THEM I JUST ACT LIKE I FUCKING DUMBASS AND THEN...

>2018
>2D exists
>Still wants a 3DPD for himself
Lmao @ ur life

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>If you fail at first, you die alone.

Wow, no. This mentality could not be more wrong.

You think chad doesn't get rejected by tons of girls that won't want to sleep with his manslut dick because they actualyl have standards?

The difference is he takes it on the chin. There are going to be thousands of opportunities in life, but you'll miss all the ones you don't even try for.

>There are going to be thousands of opportunities in life
I'm 26 and i've only had 2 total. In my entire life. Two.

how many times have you physically put yourself in a social situation and talked to girls? You won't get anywhere in life if you just sit here posting on the internet all day.

I definitely feel you on this, how the fuck are you supposed to talk to women. What the fuck are you supposed to talk to them about?

>What the fuck are you supposed to talk to them about?
Nothing.
Don't talk to them at all.
They're walking poison.

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>physically put yourself in a social situation
How do you do this? Where? I have no friends. I have no family. I have nobody. I'm alone. I've always been alone.
I can't just go out and tap random people's shoulders while they're walking and autistically say "sir would you please be my friend?"
That's not how life works. You meet girls through friends and family. If you have neither you're fucked.
Stop giving false hope to people here because you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

I have basically 4 categories of how I can talk to women
1. Women I can actually talk to
2. Women I can sort of talk with
3. Women I can cringeworthily talk to
4. Women I can't talk to at all

GUESS WHICH CATEGORY IS THE BIGGEST

This. Cold approach only works if you're Chad.

>I can't just go out and tap random people's shoulders while they're walking and autistically say "sir would you please be my friend?" That's not how life works

Actually, it sort of is. You go to social events that match your interests, or if you're a boring as fuck normie you can achieve the same in a pub or bar.

You lounge around, using alcohol to continually lower your inhibitions, and eventually you'll either aproach someone talking about a conversation that they will let you join, or they'll approach you, then you banter for a bit, discussing shit like which brand of dishwasher is good right now to replace their one that just broke, and why fitted appliances are a rip-off (this was in a dive bar popular with college students, they were 19 btw).

After a while, you either go somehwere else or call it a night, and you tell them you had a great time chatting and ask if they'd wanna do it again sometime. Proceed to exchanging numbers.

This process works with both males and females, though if you want to pursue a romantic relationship I don't recommend this tactic, as it will get you friend-zoned. Having a pool of female friends is useful for them to set you up with their hot friends though, so don't discount it entirely.

NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

then go to a fortnite meetup club or whatever the fuck kids are into these days.

Not having alcohol makes it more difficult, but pre-game is always an option (drink before going to the event).

If you're in a position so dire that you can't even obtain drugs or alcohol to give you a leg-up, you just need to find the strength of will within yourself and completely kill any sense of ego or pride you have.

Let yourself be humiliated and have it crush you, as you are clearly not happy with your current self. You can rebuild from the ashes.

all of this is just false hope bullshit
what you types dont understand is that it's not as simple as just fucking walking up to someone and magically being able to maintain a 10+ minute conversation with ease
a lot of robots here cant even talk to their own family for longer than a minute or so without running out of shit to say. I know personally that whenever im put in a situation where i have to speak to someone, even if I planned something out, my mind just goes completely blank and I have no idea what to even do, and I end up being an autistic stuttering mess.
you NEED to have been socialized PROPERLY as a child or else you're fucked for life. and none of us robots were. thats the fucking blackpill.
stop giving people false hope, with your fucking
>hurrr just go out alone to fucking anime/vidya conventions, common interests bro!!
doesnt change the fact that we're socially retarded. we wouldnt have anything to say even with the common interest. "oh you like anime too? c-cool haha..." end of conversation
its fucking hopeless

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>tfw get dizzy and almost pass out while reading this
Is this what people go through to meet each other?
I think I'm actually fine with my current way of life.

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THIS THE ONLY FAMILY MEMBER I CAN TALK TO IS MY MOM I CANT EVEN TALK TO MY DAD OR MY BROTHER OR LITERALLY ANY OF MY EXTENDED FAMILY. HOWAWWWSSAASXSJJS

>you NEED to have been socialized PROPERLY as a child or else you're fucked for life.

No.

My best friend has suffered from autism his entire life. When he was 20, he couldn't even leave his house other than to go to college. Socialising was literally impossible.

After 8 years of going out on friday nights with him and having conversations with people, he has developed passable social skills. He is getting married next year.

It is absolutely possible. This false sense of self-doubt you have is completely internal and not at all representative of real world results.

>autism
>had friends
Yeah, no.

For introverts, I think something like discord would be much better for a beginner. That way you have much more control about how much exposure you put upon yourself, and can bail at any time.

Just remember to at least try and push yourself out your comfort zone every now and again, else you won't make any progress.

>Furthermore, robots have this inaccurate perceived notion that "Chad" can magically walk up to girls, but in actual fact he probably started off just like a robot: it's his 10,000+ hours of practice talking to girls that have made him so proficient.
you are right but still there is no hope for +20 years old robot. everyone is miles ahead in the race for pussy because they were training social skills since middle school while robot was playing vidya
there is no hope only logical option for robots is suicide or loosing interest in relationships

he literally has diagnosed aspergers that he took medication for and had a support worker with him every day at college. I'm pretty sure that's the textbook definition of autism.

>oh yeah man I know a short ugly fat dude with a gf bro
>oh yeah man my autistic friend suddenly went from a hikki social retard to a normie with a wife
>oh yeam man I know my friend who has a gf and he only watches anime man you just gonna be yourself and try hard
I honestly find it hard to believe your story
you self-help types seem to ALWAYS have this "friend" who suffers severely yet manages to succeed.
calling bullshit. unless, tell me exactly how you managed to turn an autistic guy into a normie?
thats what we need. robots cant use fucking vague platitudes like "just go out and socialize lol"
we need step by step guides on how the fuck do you even talk to people and not come off as a sperg or loser. detailed ones. we're fucking retards in this field.

Yeah, playing catch up is hard, but don't forget that there is an entire spectrum of women out there, just as much as there are men.

Where there's an autistic robot finally trying to come out of his shell and go to bars, there are plenty of late bloomer females doing the same. You just gotta go out there and find them my man.

But please don't go out expecting to pull 10/10 top-tier females. I'm not saying you should set the bar low, but these women have a lot of practice; you can't beat a guitar hero song on expert first try.

I kinda get that. It took me like 5-6 years of lurking to finally get the courage to post something and I was literally almost passing out and vomiting out of nervousness when I did.
But I don't want to feel that way. I even get it when just thinking about talking to new people or thinking about doing regular shit like visit the store.

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It's ok man. It takes a LOT of time to learn how to talk to girls. It's different for everyone. Everyone on this board has this overly romanticized idea of this bizarre redpilled Chad that knows how to say all the right things, but that guy only knows the formula for how to get sex. There's other shit to talk about with men and women.

why would they settle for a socially retarded robot when they could easily just get an average-tier normie who actually has social skills and hobbies and interests?
there's no hope for robots.

Some good feedback that I got from my autistic friend when he was starting out on his journey, is that he would just sit quietly in the pub and watch how other people around him were engaging in conversation, and that really helped him learn.

I suspect he probably tried to filter down the process mechanically, building an array of different questions and openers; responses to prolong a conversation; what was considered appropriate behaviour, those sorts of things.

I think it's way too complex to just put in a small post like that, because there are factors like anxiety that are gonna be huge hurdles for people. At the end of the day, you probably are going to look like a complete sperg for a while, but some people might take pity on that. You just need to throw your pride out the window and over time you'll develop into a more well-rounded human bean.

i know what you mean
whenever I have to leave the house and go into public I get so nauseous. and when I walk up to a register to buy shit I get fucking anxiety chills and just cant stop shaking and itching.

Fuck you. I just came back from going through some local bars around me. Guess what i saw there. Groups. Groups of people talking to each other minding their own business. And its mostly guys in their 30s. Groups of guys. Nobody was alone. I came in, ordered a drink, nobody gave a shit, i drank it, paid, and left. Nothing happened. I considered even taking some pictures of the bars as proof so i could post them ITT, but i didn't want to get in an altercation with some douche from some group. Stop lying to people.

fuck how could I even forget about this
everyone goes out in GROUPS. groups of friends, or pairs, or couples
no one is ever really alone, and if they are, they probably want to be left alone
how the fuck does an autistic sperg enter a conversation between a group of strangers? they dont
self-help fuckers need to end their charade

Do you people just repel others who are on their own? I've been out plenty of times and interacted with groups of strangers, sometimes who were also alone.

Only people who have striked a conversation up with me have been boomer grandpas that always start going on about when they were young, and one time a pool shark challenged me and I lost to him lmao

I'm 5'9 and other manlets my age always give me a mean look, idk if they're looking for an opponent in their weight class to go full Napoleon on or why

What do you do when being felt up by a girl? I had a dream about it recently.

In my case I just didn't really know what to say, my cheeks started getting red, I opened a can of coke and stared at a wall right in front of me until she kind of reclined back away from me

She sat there in complete silence akwardly for maybe a minute and then left