WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SAY

Thanks. Wanna have sex? haha

will reply when she answers

>nice boobs
how stupid are you

dubs won OP
start posting or get banned

They would look even better wrapped around you.

T-t-thanks

spelled exactly like that.

Phone : charging up
I’m in this boys

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its a shame youre not there to feel them up ;)

that’s my boy OP
got more matches? let’s get you laid or get the rest of us lols

keep us posted.

Cream of the crop

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don’t they have to message first?

Post body and face. I wanna see if ur a giga-chad or just live in a big city

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sorry didn’t mean to sage your thread

This. 99% of the time I get 4-7s, and i’m decent looking. Every once in a while i’ll get an 8, and 50/50 it’s a bot.

No that's Bumble. Either person can message first on tinder

Half the deal chief

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nice arms

damn what’s your routine?

n-nice chest

Your left pec looks erect and your right looks sad, still miring though

height, weight and lifts?

time to ditch the AE underwear and switch to CK

Poland syndrome eh?

wait til i flex a 'cep

im going to do 5 sets of curls for u bruv

6 foot
About 160 lbs
Whatever feels right boss

You look like a bitch. I would fucking heem you

alright what are your maxes for major lifts?

Post your body and tinder matches faggot

that's cool man

did the tinder thot reply?

lmao you couldn't project harder if you were a lightbulb

Is that what you say to all the guys?

Thanks bro

i make more money than you, am far more attractive than you, and get any woman I want. I'm willing to go on a video chat right now to prove this fact

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Keep talking you little faggots. I could destroy 95% of this fucking board.

if i get those type of opens i usually reply with
>nice personality

be hard to get

women cant stand a lapdog

you should have said ''I know''

Elliot?

ok do it

i hate bots. how can tinder spot a dick pic automatically but not a bot is bs

yeah but i'd destroy you emotionally
i'd pretend to be your friend and then ditch you in your time of need

Wtf do you not train your legs?

Did she respond?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0N88Lqg8Wc

WTF? I'm the same height but 170 pounds and an extremely dyel skelly

No, trying to ignore this post until she does lol

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HIT A PEAK CHECK HURRAY UP

sorry I can't deliver boys

pls respond

can we choose another grill then?
use the archeologist line on a new girl

bump

Try other girls user

"Are you an archaeologist? Because my parent's property is on a tribal burial site and the city won't let them build the storage shed they want until they get proof from certified archaelogist that they're not disturbing any traditional sites. I need a survey and full report which I will turn in to the General Engineer in charge of permitting for the city. It's important that your certifications are up to date, they are really strict about that. In exchange for your services, I'll have sex with you."

How do u have so many matches user pls

damn nice try but you blew it
on to the next hoe

Should have told her muscles aren't everything user

"Wanna feel em'?"

>I'm too autistic to think of a witty response BRAAP

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do you isolate abs or do you just have weird insertions?

You forgot the last sentence

"Also I have a large bone for you to examine."

No, it's probably better that way as an inside joke for Jow Forums. I wonder what she will respond

Literally stealing this insult to use from now until the end of time. Thank you for this.

The only real answer is "nice tits". Anything else is beta.

This is the best approach.

;)
Don’t do abs

y-you too

Forgot pic

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Btfo

>he fell for the "compound movements are all you need for abs" meme
I can tell

This can't not work.

damn, she's a cutie. I hope you get her OP

pls respond

Bumping to see this thot's reaction.

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could you post some pics from her profile?

bump

Would you like to feel/squeeze/rub them sometime?

based

Made my day

Savage

>Thanks

Damn

because he's raising his left arm u mongoloid the other pec is stretched

>just live in a big city
This makes it harder, city girls have higher standards. And not for good reasons.

Thanks. You can check them out on our date

the absolute state of manlet cope