Spend all day fantasizing about becoming dictator and reducing the obesity rate the zero

Communism if that is your only goal.

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Kids are not allowed to drink sodas and sweet stuff. Sugar is fucking banned. More physical exercise in school, each month kids are tested by dietitians and if the kid still gets obese parents have to pay. Every advertisement for food or diet has to be reviewed by the government before it is allowed to hit the screens. Fast food joints are banned. When hiring people you either agree to send them on obligatory check ups every three months or you pay super high fat tax. People who are deemed overweight and during check ups have to pay the tax as well until they lose the weight. Your Employer is obligated to give you at least one hour off every two day if you prove that you spent it in the gym.

The list could go on. Don't gas the stupid fucks, educate them. Incentivise being healthy at every level. Make it so that being fat is uneconomical and discouraged as much as possible, while providing every possible help to those that genuinely want to lose weight.

Also, obligatory starvation camps for those who are morbidly obese. Basically a prison where they put you on the snake juice and you have to exercise every day if you want to ever leave, since your sentence is stated as being locked up until you reach your goal weight.

Here is what you do, you put a BIG ass mother fucking warning label on anything that contains added sugar (even the fruit sugars and shit). So basically 90% of food is going to have this label on it, and it will encourage people to buy real shit and make home cooked meals.

No parent is going to buy their kids oreos if they see a dead obese guy on the label because it basically tells them they are terrible parents.

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>become a dictator
>start fucking with big sugar
>get overthrown a week after

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Here's how a God works:
I'd bring intermittent fasting to schools. No lunch every other day.

Why? Obesity deaths are natural selection. Just stop paying their medical bills and let them die, they can't be "rehabilitated', you have to be stupid to get fat.

>imblyign people care about warning lables

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I lean more toward liberty, you can't make people be Jow Forums, people should allowed to he fat. However I'll put a lot more money toward healthy lifestyle education in public schools. Also I'd give financial incentives to students who pass a fitness test, like government grants for secondary education.

Also lots of government propaganda shaming inactive people with bad diets, and promoting athletes. I want to model it like Ancient Greece with lots of aesthetic statues, and bring back the gymnasiums they had where you work out and get lectures and stuff

>you can't make people be Jow Forums, people should allowed to he fat
The naturalist strikes back lmfao.
Becoming a dictator is one thing, but once you're in control it's easy to do. Prevent fat people and people with fat relatives from reproducing.

>every middle school requires 3 years of pe
>every high school requires 4 years of pe
>complete revamp of health and nutrition education, mandatory in middle school
>fitness tests have an incentive to pass with prizes or money

Could easily decrease the childhood obesity rate by 80%

Just round them up and execute them. It's not like they're going to fight back or run away. That's the most cost-effective way.

Any chance for a self hating fatty in your regime? Wire my jaw shut for forced fasting and send me out with a rifle and sidearm to exterminate other fatties until I fall (leaving a crater) in battle.

I'd bring make every schools fitness program like La Sierra high school in the 60's.

Start exterminating people

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>extra tax for high BMI
but you know damn well BMI is a terrible indicator on an individual basis because it doesn't take body composition into account.

I really want to just cut all medicare/medicaid gibs to any/all fat fucks as an incentive for them to get their shit together.
Having publicly-owned gyms similar to how libraries work would also be idea in order to promote fitness. However, I also fear that they would be instantly flooded with niggers and spics with their bix nood ooga booga bullshit. Still might be worth it if it gets those fat lazy fucks off their asses and out of popeyes.

Feed em just meat

Any BMI exceeding a certain amount (i.e. 29) would be a crime resulting in the death penalty. Perpetrators will have 1 year to fall below the acceptable amount or they will face the chair. Individuals exceeding the maximum BMI who are deemed to be in acceptable health (i.e. military or athletes) will be exceptions to the law.

In addition:
>Everyone will pay into healthcare
>Drugs and food will be banned from advertising on television or the internet
>Children will not be held accountable for their BMI, instead the parents will face punishment and children will be sent to camps
>All males will serve mandatory military service
>Every current CEO of every major food company will hang for crimes against humanity
>Gym memberships can be written off on taxes

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Take this and add a Starship-Troopers-style political system (ie, need to earn your citizenship in order to participate in the political system) and we're fucking golden.

Employ Communism

I like it.

Establish government programs that enforce physical fitness as part of welfare programs. Welfare transitions to a system where recipients are rotated into a 'soup kitchen' where they're taught skills in cooking and food prep, etc. All welfare is collected daily from these community staffed kitchens and only serve balanced foods.
Anyone who does not comply starves, people cheating the system are imprisioned and forced to work building public works until the equivilent stolen + fine are paid back in sweat and blood.
Finally tax returns have an additional levy based on your weight.

alternatively, just make public school 3/4ths PE and sports and the other 1/4th reading shit like The Prince and How to Win Friends and Influence People. maybe basic nutrition

or this

You guys wouldn't last a week as imperator.
I'd make obesity mandatory and cow the population into nice agreeable fat apethists.
With the exception of my military, my harem and my cabinet of advisers.
With the plebs under my thumb and addicted to bullshit foods I tightly control the snack market and pivot to an entirely junk food based economy. Now all of the countries debt is forfeit and currency is based on something tangible once again. The resulting prosperity and hostility towards/from debtor nations will be enough to keep me in power indefinitely.

>King of the Fat Fucks

>sugar tax
>produce subsidies
>proper school lunches that are low sugar, high fiber, high protein and don't taste like shit
>mandatory weight training in schools
>tax reductions for people who log at least 200 hours of exercise in a year

Free college if you're a healthy weight and pass a fitness exam. That would fucking do it

BMI tax is a pretty terrible idea, should be based on body fat percentage. Other than that yeah this should do it.

Just make military training mandatory for the youth. There you fucking go, so many problems solved just like that. Poof.

Lmao the timing I saw this thread. I'm on the shitter. I've brainstormed this idea with input from people who are against it (best way to solve problems) but to summarize it's a fat tax, age gender and weight variables, increasing fines per obesity "levels" tax money goes towards public gyms and the Fatstapo, a fat police funded by these taxes and minimal grants allocated from other useless government/private programs, where you have to report your weight and progress every six months

How do you deal with the bodies though? You couldn't bury or cremate many people who are that large.

tax is a terrible idea though, it's a nightmare to enforce and record logistically and would be a political/social shitstorm unless you were an exceedingly brutal regime

Make soap a la Fight Club?

Soap exports from the US reign supreme. USA USA USA

These people have let themselves become fat blobs. They're beyond contrary salvation.

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an important factor to consider is that most of the obese are in murica, and they're armed.

>Change standards for school diets
>have society promote health and fitness
>Above step will provide standards and natural selection will occur
>after one generation do a consensus and deport all the fat and obese people
>????
>Profit

These two but body fat % instead of BMI. You can be muscular as fuck and BMI would call you obese.

It works for blacks.
>t. College sports

>"You have 2 years to get a BMI of under 30"
>"Those who don't will be gathered and executed"
>People think it's a joke
It's not a joke

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Keeping the following in mind: population segments, economy, prevention, and incentives incentives:
>population segments
you can't tax credit kids or people on welfare
>economy
cut all subsidies to food and health industries, deregulate insurance industries to allow them to put higher premiums on fatties
>prevention
1.5 hour / day PE in school at the beginning of the day, no fast food or snacks allowed on school premise, provide healthy meals at schools
employ kids as the schools janis (like in japan)
(dictator mode): ban the advertising of soda and snacks
>incentives
Allow people to get tax credits for gym memberships, has to be with receipts singed by the gyms.
Fat shaming

Feel free to add

This, base it on body fat%, but all fatties (=> 40bf%) are killed and dissected to use their fat as fertilizer or animal food or something similar. All fast food burger chains will be shut down except for based five guys, everything else stays the same. Sugar industry would also get fucked in the ass with taxes or similar, and there would be heavy punishments for all kinds of food related false advertisement.

>not enough negros in northern us to even get an accurate rate
Why is Montana so based?

If some gets over 200lbs in fat they are given 1 month to get to a healthy weight or else they will be executed

archive this shit

Do what the mom motivator that posted a couple of days did

>in b4 shit crop
not my crop

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Shoot fat creatures on sight.
Less time consuming and cheap

auszwits style camps for all fattys

communism has a good track record for this type of problem

>but you know damn well BMI is a terrible indicator on an individual basis

It is a perfectly accurate metric for the untrained populous who do not have a substantial muscle mass %, which is almost everyone who is Obese.

>You can and will be discriminated against by health insurers for being overweight and obese
>Mandatory daily exercise in k-12 education
>Mandatory health and nutrition courses in k-12 education
>Government tax on any product high in sugar content
>Soda companies have to put images of horribly obese individuals on their soda cans like those cucks in Australia do to their cigarette cartons.
>All seats/chairs in the country are to be made with arm rests on either side and must match a certain width

only correct answers in this thread

Impose tax brackets based on body fat percentages.
>30%+ multiplies their taxes times 8
>20-29% multiplies it by 5
>15-19% multiplies it by 3
>11-14% multiplies it by 2

You'd be taxing the middle-lower classes at the highest rates. Only works in victoria II

>erasing a competitive advantage for yourself instead of increasing the amount of hamplanets to give yourself a bigger edge
You dont have what it takes to rule with an iron fist

Good. That will starve them to a healthy weight.

I want to point out that Marcus Aurelius, whom the image is referencing, portrayed himself as a blond or very light brown haired man, as did his co-emperor Lucius Verus. Roman sculptures were painted, and all of Marcus's statues have traces of blonde colored paint, you can even see it today in the crevices. I've seen it myself at the Metropolitan museum's bust of Marcus

Free health care for people falling into healthy body fat %. No coverage if you go above.

30% discount for people with healthy bf% on public transport and university grants that covers 7-20% of your costs.

3 Mandatory hours of exercice per week for people on welfare that are obese. You get a % of your welfare after each hour completed.

Welfare is on a card with restrictions. 75% of the money given for food only works for whole foods, with a 30% discount on organic food. 60% discount on gym memberships.

Ads cannot entice people to desire an unhealthy product, just like cigarettes nowadays.

Products must have certain nutritional information in big letters on the front of the package. A green sticker if it's low sugar and another one if it's low fat. Red stickers for the opposite. Pink sticker if it contains Soi.

Nutrition class starting in elementary school. Quality food in school cafeterias.

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This wouldn't completely solve the obesity problem but I prefer to live in a world that still has freedom. This would at least remove the burden of obesity on society.

>romans were wh*te
I want Jow Forums to leave

lol my grandpa was full dicked Italian with dirty blonde hair. granted italian american of the early 20th century is a far cry genetically from 2k years before

>Your Employer is obligated to give you at least one hour off every two day if you prove that you spent it in the gym.
Fuark that sounds good. I need this

Not Jow Forums you faggot. I'm a history/classics major, and the blond paint thing is a verifiable fact you fucking imbecile.

And on a second point, by the highpoint of expansion under Hadrian, and the repeated expansion of citizenship by the Anonine Emperors (culmination with Marcus Aurelius) the vast majority of Roman citizens were of Italic, Greek, Celtic, Iberian, or Germanic descent.

So yeah, for the most part the Romans were fucking white

From the Historia Augusta, a Imperialy comissioned history modeled on Suetonius's The Twelve Caesars.

"He (Lucius Verus) took such pride in his yellow hair, it is said, that he used to sift gold-dust on his head in order that his hair, thus brightened, might seem even yellower."

The only people who would say shit like this are those spics clinging onto humanity by a thread trying to call themselves Mediterranean.

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure you're that namefag dominican.

Kill All fat people who aren't gonna change themselves, unless they can look good with low bf%.
Transition the males into female and put the women and wo(men) into a state regulated town brothels where they are getting fucked all day.
No one told me they have to like what happens to them.

>>Mandatory daily exercise in k-12 education
Carry this further. Give tax incentives (or just straight up command it) to companies that enforce mandatory daily exercise for their employees.

Renaissance 2.0

You could always implement true Communism.

Actually this can be settled democratically. Introduce legislation that offers state sponsored health benefits to individuals who meet health standards. Alcoholics, obese, people who refuse to brush his or her teeth, druggies etc. etc. will be excluded from the program.

This way, you aren't losing resources operating on a cigarette smoker's heart but have plenty of resources to give a transplant to a cancer patient. It also encourages healthy living.

Some of the saved money can go towards subsidising costs to attend a gym for the population.

Marcus Aufeelius

Increase funding to public school systems and raise the level of education across society. Then things will begin to just work themselves out on their own.

Give all the schools dumbbells.

Just like Sparta did it. Social isolation and exile for the fatties. Men are supposed to be athletic, tall and slim.

how do i know ur a twink

This. Fapped to fat girls, now they make me angry. Imagine the laziness and naughtiness to blame somebody else for not eating healthy.

Jow Forums cured me.

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It’s done the opposite to me

Even as dictator you probably need to be smart about it. Dry laws are pretty useless. Thus you need to cut roots of obesity.
>fuck every food company. Every unhealthy product advertisement now banned including labels on product. Just print product name and nutrient information.
Want to get money from clients? Use your fucking resources on healthy products instead.
>Alcohol nicotine any addiction related products now require new license. Only way to obtain it is serving in Addiction Treatment Center.
>school plan reform to emphasis on healthy lifestyle something like "Ready for Labour and Defence" of the USSR. Parents are responsible for children weight and health before adulthood.
>If you have BMI over healthy range you get enlisted in special "Fat Fuck" program. You obligated to visit fat people meetings. "Fat Fuck" teaches basic exercises and puts members in pairs.

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Start The Society of Iron, a publicly funded fitness and self improvement anti-crab mentality society. Men and women will have different branches

You already fucked a fat chick? Sweating, stinking, laziness expands with every inch of her body fat. You can't even move her properly when fucking her.

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No but that sounds like she just needs a shower first. Also not talking obeast, check the thread

is that fucking Marcul Aurelius?

>Dude just kill 30-40% of your own population lmao

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God I hate libertycucks

Unironically start a mandatory Hitler Youth organisation idolising the army, God and Me.
Fat tax the fat adults

Same. I used to be one when I thought that the only way to fight for my interests was through a laissez faire lolbertarian mindset. But it's just fucking weak and falls prey to all the same problems that gave rise to our modern culture anyway.

the authoritarianpill is the only way. the truth is that people DESIRE being commanded. Too much personal freedom is a bad thing.

But how did hitler do it in the 40s? :think:

If i was ever a billionaire I would setup voluntary rehab dormitories for fat people as a public service.
You would be put in supervised lockdown for a predetermined amount of time and then fed healthy portioned basic meals.
I honestly think that's all it takes. Even one week without mind numbing compulsive eating dopamine hits and they'll be forced to think about their lives.
As a bonus the lockdown could be a good opportunity to break other compulsive habits.

Honestly, just positive enforcement of fat shaming would do it. Most fat people are too insecure to ignore it. Theyll either off themselves or lose weight

That's definitely a part of it, but I also think we're so fargone at this point that we can no longer simply rely on social ostracism.