/britfeel/

its not a theory, its a well known fact.
you're paying for it, they don't like you and you probably don't like them.

women will get bored of a man who doesnt drink? i was a nutter when i drank, women were bored of me then.

>ebin and shippy are spitroasting tilde right now
>youre sitting at a computer waiting for a thread to update

explain yourselves

>Angry incel still angry as fuck

Calm down mate. Sorry that it triggers you that people here are actually ok with women. Maybe you should shut up and you might learn something.

i got fat, that would never happen in the previous universe. user is making a lot of sense...

Or you could fuck off

I love seeing larpers getting mad they have been outed

/lgbt/ is over there lad ----------------->

There's even a r9gay thread for "gay" "robots"

None of which has any bearing on whether or not you're a virgin lad. The act of intercourse is it, the be all and end all.

Or you could fuck off mate.

>/lgbt/ is over there lad -----------------> trash

I think that's what you're looking for

same.
what you having tonight? going to give it half hour then order a chicken balti

>they don't like you and you probably don't like them.

Were the Vikings that raped the English wymen in the days of yore virgins?

*skydives into thread*
WA HEEEEYYYYYY!!!

I have nowhere else to go, normies like yourself do

tell someone you lost your virginity to a brass and see what happens

No tanks lad, I'll stay here. Now fuck off to your klan meeting you sad sexless cunt.

there needs to be a thread for british gay robots

Fuck sake Darren near give me heart'tack

>they're not even high in calories
Just an example, two slices of buttered toast, 2 fried eggs and some beans can come out to at least 600 calories. That's a fair amount

Agreed that all that matters is calories out>calories in but when you're a fat cunt you obviously want to eat things that are lower in calories than that, those are bulking foods

can we switch to a timeline where we all still have nice orange streetlamps instead of the shitty white LED ones?

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Lol look at this raging faglord

imagine the smells
dick cheese,black mold, fat person bo and shitty female deodorant

I'M REALLY SCARE THE ANIMALS IN MY GARDEN ARE DEAD

ITS ALL QUIET THERES ONLY BEEN ONE BIRD AROUND TODAY AND IT LOOKED REALLY BAD

I PUT FOOD AND WATER OUT NOW BUT ITS TOO LATE I COULD HAVE SAVED THEM

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They'll think you're a sad cunt, but you wont be a virgin.

tfw starting to smirk at the darren posting
its an ok meme

>tfw as a small kid I thought 'catwalk' meant he crawled around like a cute kitty

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they could easily do it with an orange lens but they wont because its not probably not as 'safe'

I had this one in mind, 80 quid for a half hour but it is worth trying tinder eh, even if my ego takes the hit. I need to put myself out there

I look good bodywise I think but I don't want to put a post workout selfie on there, looks a bit vain. And the few pictures I have with mates I look shit

Do you lads prefer smooth cocks or veinous ones?

maybe they just having a lie in because it's so hot?

t.anal bleeding faggit

i might go on a one man campaign and do it myself

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Paying for sex is more pathetic than being a permavirgin

>too stupid to find a local water source
They deserve to be dying, just nature running its course mate.

they'll be right lad. they can look after themselves.
keep putting water out and you'll get some visitors

MMMM I like a little lube.

t. permavirgin to insecure to get a prozzie

Does fucking a Brass count towards losing your virginity
simple question.

>Paying for sex is more pathetic than being a permavirgin
It's really not.

wew why is everyone so angry
must have some ragie wagies on here tonight

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I say yes but that doesnt mean it's a good idea

If you have had sexual intercourse you are not a virgin. Circumstances are immaterial.

its the heatwave driving everyone mad, i hope someone kills me through the internet so i dont have to put up with it anymore

no, you'll still be a virgin

It's the opposite

I'm comfortable with my situation. You're the one desperate to lose your V card

Paying for sex is a bit pathetic, but paying to lose your virginity is the ultimate pathetic move that cements your status as an omega for life.

It's pathetic lad. It's pathetic to do anything that you'd be ashamed about if everyone knew. And losing your virginity to a hooker is definitely in that category.

>no, you'll still be a virgin
By what definition of virginity?

>Does fucking a Brass count towards losing your virginity
let's find out

strawpoll.me/16155129

>It's the opposite
Oh so you're a prozzie too insecure to fuck a permavirgin.

got it.

Exactly. What if you have sex with some lass when you're both drunk and she then regrets it? Or what if it's pity sex? They may not have been that into you but you still put your penis into a vagina, and thus lost your virginity.

Simple as

>tfw ive only ever had sex once and it was pity sex

dont even care

>It's pathetic lad. It's pathetic to do anything that you'd be ashamed about if everyone knew. And losing your virginity to a hooker is definitely in that category.

It's nothing like as pathetic as being an adult virgin. It shows a degree of initiative at least.

veiny

i actually think that weird smell in my room might be my air freshner. but if i stop using it, i wont be able to cover the smell.

>Paying for sex is a bit pathetic
You always pay for sex. Getting it off a partner is a bit like the NHS. Prossies are going private.

tbf a lot of lads in the old days probably had their first fuck with the local whore.

You also have to take into account how they're prepared.

Eggs on their own have fuck all calories, slices of bread if you don't eat bleached shite, and huge slices have fuck all calories. Beans do however have a lot, but again there's various types, and different ways of preparation.

Anyways, In my original post I meant that's what I eat, not that I was dieting. That's my diet.

It's not a matter of debate, there is no definition of virginity by which doing with a professional is not losing it.

NEED TO INVEST IN FAN

probably had their first fuck with another boy or a friendly older man

true, forgot about the heat. it doesn't really make me angry, just slightly uncomfortable as I'm sitting in my room with the curtains drawn

have you tried going outside to get some fresh air?

>Eggs on their own have fuck all calories

wise up.

Ordered my pizza lods

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>I was thinking of Rome
>you were thinking of Greece

His name's apu you fucking pig

its worse outside, at least im infront of an air cooler here, according to the thermometer in my room its about 5 degrees warmer here than outside but it feels alot worse outside for some reason

>he doesnt buy one from the local old man selling his old one on gumtree
heh I'm pretty comfy now. Might leave it on while I sleep

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making my own for a fraction of the price tomorrow lods

It's giving up mate. Giving up is always pathetic.
You've got a twisted view of what a real life relationship is like.

>>Eggs on their own have fuck all calories

>wise up.

>66 calories in a single, medium egg.
Yeah, pal. You got me there.

cant believe you took advantage of that old cunt, he probably has dementia or something and didnt even mean to sell you his fan

I think a medium sized egg has about 70 calories? So that's not much, if you fry them the olive oil obvs adds a lot of calories.

Bread has a ton of calories though, the average white bread is 100 calories per slice, and the seeded/brown bread can have 130. That's 260 in a sandwich just for the bread

>You've got a twisted view of what a real life relationship is like.

It's just a pragmatic view lad, you don't get from introduction to panties off without spending, well voluntary panties off anyway.

>caring this much about being a virgin

its really not a big deal lol. shows your insecurity

*puts dick in pringles tube*
wahey darren once u pop u can't stop

>It's giving up mate. Giving up is always pathetic.

It's really not.

you're a horrible jewish cunt for ripping off that poor old man

give italian milky gf now

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>its really not a big deal lol. shows your insecurity
I have no sexual insecurity at all, but being an adult virgin is literally subhuman.

Wouldn't surprise me lad, he told me he was selling it because he bought a big fuck off one. This one works fine, no idea why he bought the new one. He had a cute dog though
the hand strikes where the penny is ripe lad

fuckin dont be startin anymore shit on me families or i swear on me mums life you're getting it. fuckin nerds

>give itaIian milky gf now

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just sold me fan for a fiver lads

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My dick stripes where the pussy is ripe... If you know what I mean, lads.

>if you fry them the olive oil obvs adds a lot of calories.
>he doesn't know you can boil and scramble eggs

>Bread has a ton of calories though, the average white bread is 100 calories per slice, and the seeded/brown bread can have 130. That's 260 in a sandwich just for the bread

The bread I have is 55 calories per slice.

could literally be any period of history
homosexual activity has always existed. i would argue that it is was less surpressed in some ways then now, rather than now where the knowledge of homosexuality in the general populace is so widespread that it has become taboo for a hetereosexual man to engage in homosexual activity.

>shit up the thread
not bad if i do say so myself

Might take another crack at Resident Evil 7 later lads. Try running away during the first big mould monsters encounter in the basement, since I always run out of ammo trying to fight them all.

Poached egg is the best choice.

End of Zoe is the best bit of RE7