Tfw spent over 2000$ on onaholes

Order from J-list. Ask them to ship discreetly. They'll ask for 10$ more cause discreet box packaging. Also, you can tell them you write something else on the box like vidya, comics

Probably gonna go with the virgo. Thanks man.

Congrats. You've been Jewed

Fuck. OP you're literally living my life. What job you have?

If your penis is small then go for Tenga lite. Web developer. I have a Bachelors degree and two masters degree

>I have a Bachelors degree and two masters degree

Nigger. How did you manage to get those degrees? CS Degree?

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onahole or fleshlight
which one?

If you can get Onaholes. Get those otherwise fleshlight. I prefer Onaholes because their silicon is high quality and texture is much better

Thanks for the advice, I'll probably do it when I move out, I could get away with it at home but it's not worth the risk. Have you thought about just buying a sex doll by the way?

I just realized. I actually have a pretty big dick (7 1/2 inches). Is there a size limit on these, or do they stretch?

how fucking many onaholes do you have? How expensive do they even get?

how do they feel?
oregnohole

It was my parents money but honestly that makes me even more ashamed. They are the biggest suckers to ever live. They buy miracle soap that has been prayed over ffs.

My wardrobe is literally filled with Onaholes. I was going to buy a doll from Silicon wives worth 5000$ but, don't have much room space.

Most Onaholes are made for smaller penises because Japan. Yes they stretch. Read this guide: pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Probably 30+ right now. Most of them are covered in cum which I haven't even cleaned in months. Prices generally vary from 20$ to 200$

Feel really good. Can't tell from real vagina because I am a 28 year old virgin

I never spent my parents money on Onaholes. It makes me feel ashamed. Always spent my own

this may be a bit creepy but may i ask how big your penis is and if you are circumjewed?

My penis is 5x4. And, yes I am circumjewed.

Still better than being forced to pay tens of thousands more on roastflaps.

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would I need to use lube?
I really hate sticky things and also showering
I don't use lube when I masturbate normally
do you get semen ants or weird mold or anything from not cleaning them ever?
thanks in advance, you're living the dream

>tfw we have the same dicks

>Tfw spent over 2000 on mobile gactha

>would I need to use lube?
I used lube because I am cut, generally some onaholes are sensitive and don't require much lube.

>do you get semen ants or weird mold or anything from not cleaning them ever?

Yes, Silicon can get moldy and ants when left uncleaned.

>you're living the dream

i wanted to be a NEET when I was 18. But, I wanted to move out, live my own life, have my own palace. This is why I went to College, got a degree and a job.

Good

lmao what games

>i wanted to be a NEET when I was 18
i want to be a rich neet since i've realized i don't really have the skill or talent needed to be worth anything in the world.
i fucking hate college

You're not born with skills or talent. You need to work hard to accumulate those skills.

even if i do i'm so far behind and i have a track record of failure that it's pretty obvious that i'm just a waste of resources
i'm also probably an unstable psychopath who should never be allowed to control other people

Don't feel bad op, it's better than spending that on roast, I've probably spent 500$ so far on lube alone for them.

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