What do you earn, Jow Forums, and how? At what age?
>Software Engineer, $35/hour, 18 y/o
What do you earn, Jow Forums, and how? At what age?
>Software Engineer, $35/hour, 18 y/o
>NEET, never had a job, won 5k in an online casino, 20 y/o
How much did you bet? With what game?
>Electrical engineer
>20e/h
>23yo
>18
>"""Engineer"""
You know engineer is a legally protected job title right?
$50 played some stupid slot game
didn't even know how its works but I won a lot
Don't know laws but it's my job title
Making software != "software engineer"
25
16/hr
Accounting
23 y/o, Russia, 130$/month
The word engineer doesn't posess prestige these days, faggot. STEM elitism is incredibly autistic and sad. So glad I don't have to deal with you people at my college.
>36
>Psychiatrist
>193k/y
>Georgia
It may sound nice, but it took a ton of work, debt, and time. And i'm still not happy because my waifu isn't real.
You wouldn't call yourself a doctor without having gone to med school, lawyer without law school, pilot without going to flight school etc.
It's not about prestige and elitism, it's about people using a protected job title without having qualifications. I don't know why it seems to happen so much in engineering but for people with real engineering degrees it is annoying to always see some "self-taught" 18 year old code-monkey pretend to be a software engineer.
>Psychiatrist
>On Jow Forums
Why?
Do you have any robot patients?
It's better here than anywhere else.
Just one, he doesn't want any medication so I have to talk with him more. He seems pretty nice but always goes on about women rejecting him. I used to have another one but they stopped coming after the second session. They might have ended it all.
>neet for almost 6 years
>no degree
>6 months pf meaningless job experience
>28 y/o
>0 income, livin with parents who pay for food.
>very occasional (birthday) money gift, usually around 50$ so i can get myself some new cloths, because old, bought over 10 years ago are falling apart
>atm 10$ on back account
>28
>never had a real job
>born with hiv
>lived with depression most of my life
>yes, I'm going to kill myself
>born with hiv
dang, that legit sucks. im sorry man.
>software engineer
>120k/yr + equity
>26 y/o
Not him, but not everywhere has strict requirements on the use of engineer and software engineering itself had little regulation.
I'm not a certified engineer and don't call myself a software engineer but I've interviewed for many positions titled "software engineer".
im not the guy ur responding to, but in my humble opinion you sound like a MASSIVE faggot bro like just one of those guys who is a HUGE fuckin homosexual bro
Retailcuck
Minimum wage
24
Pretty comfy but in the end retail is a shit job, being a manager here looks worse than being a simple night stocker.
>born with hiv
Damn, if there was any justice in the world the government would've allowed you to do drugs till you died of an overdose at an early age and shot your parents or whoever was responsible for it.
Doesn't matter mate, it's his job title. If I had a job that was titled "Fresco number 37" and someone asked me what my job was, I'd say I'm a Fresco 37 at PEPE inc.
>18
>Can't tell you :3
>3k-3.7k biweekly
>NY
comfy life I guess mr.fbi
>Nurse
>$31/hr
>30
>senior in high school
>$0
>18
Im probably going to wageslave
Go fuck yourself cubt
holy shit, you're 26 and make 120k/yr? how did you do it?
Are you a super spy? part of me thinks they get paid more than that though.
why dont you two join the military and sort yourselves out
I'm a paid shill on Jow Forums. I get paid to post african american race bait.
>wagecuck tech in a high COL area
>make 120k
that's how
No u
But like originally because fuck this board.
>$4.50 per hr. $50-120 a night in tips
>Aspie waiter
>24
Really want to leave this job but, I've been here for so long that I just feel like this is my life. I'm going back to school, but desu I feel like I'll just be wasting my time. I've tried to learn web dev and basic IT shit on my own but, got overwhelmed and just felt like I was wasting my life. I feel like I'm just too dumb to get a real job and function with normies.
>NEET but I draw but I don't think its good enough to sell
>never had real job school dropout
>0 money parent living
>19
After my little sister is moved away from our dad and somewhere she can be at peace mentally to start a good life Im going to kill myself
>28
>Web Developer
>50$/hour
FUCKING RICHFAGS GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Student
$0.00
22
>22 year old NEET
>trying to get a software dev job for months
>extreme anxiety over talking to recruiters on the phone
>can never bring myself to call back
Wish I could be normal
Front end, back end or full stack?
Also do you think sites like Squarespace will take web dev jobs away?
64800 a year tax free thanks to VA and SSDI, I'm 34 now stopped working (git medical retired) at 30. Fuck work lol
Solar panel installer/electrician
$25/hr
33
Front end mostly. I also work with back ends.
>Also do you think sites like Squarespace will take web dev jobs away?
No, they're not going to. They only aim for small businesses startups.
He's not wrong. I live in SoCal so while not as crazy as bay area, still kinda HCOL.
>Optical lab technician assistant
>$10/hr
>19
It's actually pretty comfy since I am a student and live in one Of the cheapest places to live in the country. I could easily live off it and quit school if I went full time.
most software devs are autistic as hell user, they dont care much about social skill
>source: my experience as an autistic software dev
>student / lab technician
>10 euro / hr
>20 years old
21
Paid intern at IT
5$/h
40hrs a week
I would say at least it's money but i want to fucking kill myself and it hasn't even been a week
12 hours including travel
Did you go to school to learn? I'm leaning on my own time while I'm in school studying for something else.
Degree and experience?
I'm normally against elitism, but yeah, this is incredibly annoying
>5$/hr
m8 that's awful. You'd make more harvesting moss from stone walls.
im actually disabled, but not enough to get money from the gov
Research chemist, 30,000 GBP/year, 22
Tell that to the HR stacies. I can barely hold a conversation over the phone.
Internship
They are basically educating me in their stuff with no guarantee that i actually am not retarded
They did say that it could lead into a student job that'd have probably 10-15 an hour or so
Also its euro i mistyped dollar
But i don't even know if I'll make it that far
I'm worththan useless, just costing them money and wanting to give up
>Research chemist, 30,000 GBP/year, 22
1. Too young to be a chemist
2. Too young to have a PhD
3. Too inexperienced to be paid by the year
4. Starting chemists don't make that much money. 40 year old chemists don't make that much.
>higher up call center monkey
>22.5k GBP a year
>32
I still hate calling for anything not job related.
35 dollars per hour with 18 years? Are you some kind of super autist or did your rich father offer you that job?
Not that guy, but several of the smartest programmers I know didn't have any formal training. All self-taught.
ah, a fellow nurse bot
>RN
>$34/hr
>24
no, he's just a liar, you gullible idiot
How do you even deal with touching people?
you get to finger old bitches when they're knocked out
aint about the money, it's about the perks
I'm an ICU nurse and most of my patients are borderline vegetables in propofol drip induced comas. They're mostly just sacks of meat at that point so it's almost not like touching a person.
My dad's a boss so he referred me, but he's not rich, if I remember correctly he earns $150k/year but with a fuckton of taxes
26 30$hr sysad
No education so I think it's okay.
I want to touch you, user :3
18, I stock dairy for a measly nine bucks an hour
Unironically this. If you are rich, you can't be a robot
No prior experience in accounting, my degree is in sociology kek
How the fuck did you manage that? Fellow meme degree user here (history), none of the jobs I apply to ever reply back and I'm still stuck at a shitty part-time retail job
Well if you're white you can't be a robot because white people have life on easy mode
it was $15 at some insurance company but i got into a car accident. the state is looking for a job for me.
350k per year, regional branch manager at bloomberg lp.