Guess my bodyfat % based on this exchange

If you’re attractive and confident enough (in that order) you can tell women ANYTHING

Now this is what I call cheeky banter.

Even I want to fuck you. N-no homo.

she liked it then asked my zodiac sign and i said “the fish that be suckin they dicks”

she replied with tbhs

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Looks like a coalburner

so this... this is the power of chad...

It's just like the movies

now ask her to fugg

Idk man you're doing good but you keep doing some shit that slightly puts her on the pedestal like when you replied with hell yeah when she said i forgive u baby, then again if it works it works, keep us posted.

this is my profile

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The phone digits, Dahnald. Hand them over.

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THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

speak English holy shit this was tough to read

dubs demand it

Top zozzle
18%

Kek

What are you teaching us exactly?

How to be a dancing monkey?

put me in the reddit url

She cute post more

good recovery

fuck, that would have worked on me. atleast you made me laugh user

moar

She unmatched me after I followed up on the ass eating feeling pretty down now lads

glad i could make you laugh but i guess it’s true what they say

if you wanna hang with the clowns, sometimes you have to drink their tears

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Kek

Wtf does this even mean. I somehow can relate to that saying even though I have no idea what it means.

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M-Mulldog? Is that you?

I am resting easy my son

this is the most important thread on fit this week

>20% who thinks he's 12%