Whats the correct way to approach a girl at the gym?

Emit a booming grunt and snort like a bull. Rip off shirt to reveal thick body hair and grab her by waist and bring her back to your bench. Moisten her with a singular animalistic lick then give her a harsh hatefuck while staring "Chad" in the eyes. Your fucking gym now bitch

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From the rear

kek

Practice a mating call at home. When a girl is nearby you need to use the mating call for each rep to make her aware of your presence as you lock eye contact in the mirror the whole set.

hands out and ready to grasp, you don't want her to think you'll be grabbing her anywhere but her tits

Don’t, they will make it obvious if they want you to talk to them

Is the girl who has a few times seemingly waited/stopped to leave the gym at the same time as I, and warmed up (holy brap) in the squat rack next to me wanting to talk? Or is it just coincidence? We both usually have headphones in.

Im almost 3 years in my gym, fucked 4 grills till now.
Why should i dont have Approach them, are you fucking gay?

drop a dumbbell on her foot, say sorry and offer to kiss her foot

I did it once because she was doing something that was annoying. Just told her off, she went and fixed it, and despite her really nice legs I was more annoyed I got interrupted and was even thinking 'gains goblins' in my head.

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Why do you want to talk to girls when you should be working out? Are you fucking gay?

You let people on the internet influence how you think. You are a loser.

I don't know shit about women, 30yo khv here, but

>We both usually have headphones in.

this may be a sign she does all that specifically because she knows you won't bother her.

shut up incel

i gave Jow Forums consent to do that not like you'd know, creeeeep

He ment to flirt with a girl you autistic idiot. Imagine being so pathetic that even saying words to a girl is something you feel proud of and brag about on the internet.

autism runs wild

everyone is not a fucking chad. You must be incredibly handsome and jacked to pull that shit off. Congrats and go fuck yourself

Guys, there this girl that goes to my gym that I really like, how do I start a conversation with her? She's always with her friend and I'm afraid they'll laugh at me or think I'm a creep, pls help.

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Look at her and when she looks back at you gauge her response and body language

Don’t.
I fucked the receptionist at the gym I was going to for a while. The iron temple is a place of peace and all women do is bring drama.
Keep your dick away from gym women.

There's no one way to approach a girl. The best thing is when it happens organically. If you just happen to keep running each other (doing laundry, walking dog, etc.) and it's almost like serendipity that you keep crossing paths, take advantage of it. Sometimes if a girl is into you, she'll go out of her way to make sure these little 'coincidences' occur. Go with your instincts. If it feels right, go for it. I find that if I try to force myself to cold approach a random girl out of the blue, at a certain point it begins to feel like I'm doing a sales pitch for myself, or asking the girl a bunch of questions like its an interrogation. It turns both of us off and we end up just walking away feeling awkward and nothing comes of it. Let it happen naturally. Best advice I can give you.

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>focus on lifts
>if you see her mirin then talk to her

"Like"
But never talked to. Creeper

Nice LARP.

If you're really going to do this make sure to have eye contact and clear signals beforehand (she's atleast looking or even smiling at you). Don't just walk up to her during sets and say "Hi". Usually I say if you want to talk to a girl just do it but the enviroment in the gym is different, it's like hitting on a girl while she's at work. It's weird and you need a good moment to make it not weird. Also you wont pull her with one conversation and her number like usually, it takes time and you need to smalltalk her every week and almost form some gay ass friendship. Meanwhile chad talks to her once at a club and slays her easily.

Don't do it. Talk to hot gym chicks when they're outside, don't waste time in the gym. You're there to work out. Talking to a girl itself is unattractive anyway since it displays that you don't value your own time and that your needy enough to hit on girls at the gym. The guy minding his own business is more attractive in this case. Also from my experience the fitter a girl is the less she wants a super hot bodybuilder tier guy, simply because she's so used to it. Muscles alone wont make it here.

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Talk to her

So there is a cure for autism

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Don't. Gym chicks are all about themselves or are dykes. Besides your gains will be appreciated by hot normie chicks more the gym bunnies.
Remember bro, don't pick up chicks from work, gym, or college campuses. All bad news.

>I'm doing a sales pitch for myself,
You're talking too much (about yourself) then. Remember you can't talk yourself into being attractive. Display value and attraction through your being. You can't fake this (at least not reliably) so you have to become a valuable person. Then everything will be natural. You wont feel weird hitting on girls out of the blue. The only reason it feels weird and you want it to happen "naturrally" is that you feel unworthy of just talking to any girl and taking her. What you call "natural" takes away the responsibility.

>or asking the girl a bunch of questions like its an interrogation.
Let her talk and make your questions less personal, ask more about things or just stupid shit. If she's interested in you, she will say/do something to see your reaction. Your only job during a conversation is to react like a man, to be a man.

better not do it if you have to ask about it here.

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Log off ahmed

From where one should pick up women?

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English classes

Dude's a fucking moron on the college campuses part. That's like your best opportunity if you happen to go. Don't fucking waste it away like I did.
Absolutely never date someone from the work place, it will be a fucking disaster.
I usually avoid talking to anybody in the gym, because I try not to waste time there, but like somebody said, if there's coincidences that you keep crossing paths and stuff, you can approach.
I went from catching gazes, to a smile, to a wave, to "hey", and then actually talking to a chick at the gym, gotta slow roll it. After name introductions she didn't seem super interested, and the (aforementioned) coincidences of our paths crossed seemed less, so I didn't really pursue much further.
I'm a recovering spaghetti master though, so I could be wrong.

>while staring "Chad" in the eyes.
So I'm looking in the mirror and flexing like Bateman?

I'm almost 3 years in my gym, fucked 7 grills till now I've met in bars, street...

See, you're not making it.

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This nigga is gonna male it.

Fucking lift, you can approach elsewhere.

>fucking less than 1 girl a year is chad
lmfao

Accidentally drop your wallet full of hundreds and magnum condoms at her feet.
Then faint and pretend to stop breathing. She will initiate mouth to mouth. When you come to she will be glad that you survived and be forever bonded to you. She saved your life. Clearly this is something special. Tell her you have to thank her. "At least let me buy you dinner."

I've done this 6 times at my local gym. Works every time.

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>I've done this 6 times at my local gym
6 times and nobody has caught up with it, absolutely based

then i'm more chad than you
lmfao

I need help,I fucked a girl last week at a pool party
How can I contact her back to start something with her ? What should I say ?

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College bitches are all fucked up and itching to blow the rape whistle.
College aged women are everywhere and easy prey

dm her on insta.
Ey bitch, I'm the dude who was deep in ur cunt last week at that party. I could rail your shithole next.

Don't

But she's beautiful, I feel like I have to do something.
Yeah, that's why I want to fix that.

You think she’s cute, you don’t like her. Stop this incel Jow Forums hopeless romantic shit.