Tfw your mom sister and grandma all think you're gay because you dont talk to girls

Its pretty common for people that were emotionally neglected to have a lot of difficulty opening up to people romantically

Don't dwell on it though

>You are very handsome
>Girls will fight to get you
Fuck you mom, you lying bitch

She probably genuinely believes that. Don't get mad at her for her stupidity.

oh shit too real
this just made me realise the cause of the problem, too bad its too late to change anything now though

>tfw decades of being a bitter manlet has made me hate women, never had a gf
>tfw i fap to traps instead, but not even traps would want me as they think they are the shit thesedays when really it's their boi puccis that are full of shit, dirty, fucking boi sluts.

>grandparents ask you if you have any female friends or atlk to girls

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>tell mom it's because of my waifu
>she tells me that anyone I tell that to would think it's because I'm repressing pedophilic urges, since the character isn't 21+ in source material
whoops

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>female friends

ISHYGDDT.

>don't ever go out anywhere
>left all my friends after high school
>only work then come home
>parents wonder why i don't have a girlfriend
>hard to conjure a female to talk to from my desk chair
>coworkers ask why i don't have girlfriend, just say i don't have one and make up some bullshit excuse of why i don't right now
>thinking of doing the tinder meme

I've basically come to terms with being alone, no point being bitter or sad about it, it is what it is. My mother, father and brother have all stopped asking, although my mother did think I was in the closet at one point.

My extended family however almost never shut up about it. Every auntie, grandmother or distant relative seems to ask "when's it gonna be your turn?" at every family wedding. I found a way to amuse myself though. I'll say the same thing back at any funeral. My extended family may not like me anymore but it made my mom laugh.

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Whenever they ask me that I just tell them the truth. There's nothing a woman can do that I need that I and a computer can't do

I fell for all the online dating app memes. Its only been 3 days and its been the fucking worst, truely an eye opener. Id consider my self attractive and ive been told as much, but everyone on there is either a scammer (straight up caught 3 in the act) or a fucking camwhore who will just send you links to their "private" show. Even the girls that have liked me and say they wannatalk dont message me back, and ive tried everything from jokes, stupid puns, to just a flat "hey whats up?" i dont fucking understand. Im not even trying to go for the ones that look like 10/10 whores, i go for the average to above average in looks and theres just nothing.

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I get the feeling that I won't have to deal with this. My mother and father are detached from my life in an odd way.
One more thing I'm just lucky about, I guess

yeah this is pretty much me. i do go watch music at some local bars, but i work as a professional and the neighborhood i live in is working class so all the girls that i'm a fag if i tell them what i do, and nobody at work bothers asking why i don't have a girlfriend because they all don't have girlfriends because they're all nerds

>tfw your mom sister and grandma all think you're gay because you dont talk to girls

because this will happen if you talk and flirt with girls. his career is over.

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Based

Ooorigiolo

So the test results are in... I'm sorry to say this but you have Ligma and it is incurable.

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>my dad thinks that i've been with a few whores, but that i'm not interested in women because i want to become some kind of dictator
>my mom think that i've had gfs but that i haven't told them/i hide them, also thinks that i've been with a few sluts
>my brother thinks that i'm a pedo
>one of my friends thinks that i'm some kind of sexual demon/porn scholar that's into the most degenerate shit, so normal relationships/sex is boring to me
>some other friend thinks that i'm some kind of monk/philosopher that is beyond normal human's desires.
>my niece thinks that i'm a somewhat experienced guy (and it seems that she also thinks that i'm bi)
>my sister-in-law thinks that i'm a raging homo

I'm just an autist that doesn't want to have a gf (or any kind of romantic/sexual relationship with a girl) unless it's with a girl i love.

I have not been out with a woman since 2009. What I hate is that older people always tell me I am handsome and that there are plenty of girls out there who would love to go out with me or whatever. Some girls say this, too. It is annoying as fuck...

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My sister knows a girl who would be perfect for me, and I would be perfect for her (unironicaly), but wont introduce us and does not want us together because she hates me for being a single manlet that is not rich who never bought her alcohol in college or introduced her to handsome, rich men.