What does Jow Forums do for a living?

What mental illness do you have that got you a ride on this gravy train?

Broadcast engineer for a radio station
Maintain/install/repair equipment in the studios as well as remote sites

What motivates you?

Fighter pilot in the USAF
Fun job, awesome drinking culture, and I travel the world

Of course you do

why dont you just call a contractor and work under the table a couple hours a week? thats what I do, get my NEETbux from the government and make about $400 a week untaxed on top of it. if you have a truck you could also look on craigslist in the moving sections, a lot of people will pay $50-250 for a saturday morning to help move their crap out of one apartment to a new one

i dont even want to talk about what i do. i dont even tell people because of how humiliating it is. it isnt something outright humiliating, like if my job was "professional cuck" or something, but the type of job i do is just humiliating for my age and education level. every day i go to work i feel like a literal retard, like one of those fast food jobs a person with down syndrome gets to integrate them into society.

Geospatial analyst with the government. Mostly build and maintain geodatabases, but I process a lot a drone imagery too. Can't wait to run out my contract and go into the private sector....

wal-mart greeter?
grocery store bagger?
starbucks barista with a useless university degree?
7-11 cashier?
dominos pizza cook?

tell us more

Mechanical Engineer at a nuclear startup in Wisconsin. I'm a total dyel right now though. At my internship a couple years ago they had a gym. I got swamped by my last few semesters of classes and never had a social life or gym time so I'm practically starting over.

Manufacturing engineer at an aerospace company
Slightly disappointed I don't get to use my HP50g ever since I graduated from college

its not a legit minimum wage job like that although i do only make $3 an hour above my city's $15 minimum wage.

basically just have a shitty entry level office job at a hospital, should have only been here for a year or two but going on 3.5 years now because im too stupid to get into my health graduate programs that my bachelors degree was in, surrounded by people who have that degree so i am like a literal retard here. a lot of times i dont even do shit, i just walk around to look busy

I work at lowes. Im 21 and this is my first job. Not too bad honestly.

Working part-time for my city's Parks and Recreation department. Pick up trash, clean toilets, kick people out of parks when they close. Very comfy, very laid back /out/ job.

sounds comfy desu

Starting a job as a machine operator at a pharmaceutical factory this month.

SCADAs on wind farms.

Attorney specializing in patent and intellectual property litigation.

engineering work for marine geophysics/oceanography research

basically make sure shit we are designing to throw in the water won't get washed away or destroyed by a hurricane. also look at land motion/geodesy. hate it as there is a lot of bureaucratic nonsense. get to go out in the field occasionally though.

I work at the US consulate in Mexico

sounds interesting.

Pizza delivery driver. I make a surprisingly good amount of money I’m saving a ton of money right now. Should have 25000 by the end of the year in my savings.

PhD in biophysics

i make pizza for a living. pays well enough to have a roof over my head and the ability to eat.

I drive.

I did a double degree of law and international relations

i think you'd be suprised. double major in something marketable AND history. show your employer that you aren't a robot, it goes far.

I work as a cook earning $20 an hour
Got an offer to work with a mate landscaping.. think I might take it, although cash in hand and no guarantee of regular work

Any tips for someone who wants to get into retail without trying to kill myself?

Retired last year :)

How old are you?

Paramedic.

>Wants to get into retail
Are you stupid?

Studying international relations (retard's ed.) and adding econ this year

I'm an engineer working for a military contractor.

Wouldn't recommend it unless you're at college and want a casual job, or wanting a job to improve social skills.

I am a beauty therapist :)

Technician or professional engineer?

Mortgage broker. 3 units left of accounting course. Think i will stay doing mortgage broking though.

what job oppurtunities do you have with that
Im curently doing my masters in physics and i dont want to do a phd

The Dole

I rent beds

Logistic manager. All day walking, telephone and fighting with truckers and their routes/payments. Im honestly tired and feel like shit. Its a fucking fight everyday and I work 9 hours straight without any 5 min break so sometimes I just cant go to gym, last month I even fell asleep while driving and I almost killed myself, thank god it was in a rural road.
Im seriously thinking about quitting and get a wagecuck job and spend more time reading and in the gym, but im fucking scared if I dont find any.
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Geotechnical Engineer on a mine site in remote Australia.

I make insane money but fuck its lonely, and i have to fill 12 hour days with like 4 hours worth of work. When i get back to my little room at night im too wiped to do any excercise so i just eat ice cream and browse Jow Forums. When i have my 6 days in the city every fortnight i have to work out as much as i can to undo the effects of a sedentary worklife.

>When i get back to my little room at night im too wiped to do any excercise
The trick to this is to work out right after you wake up, before you go to work. It takes a little getting used to, but ultimately you'll feel more energized throughout your days and just crash when you get home.

Digital forensics analyst

Hand surgeon

post production artist for film and TV.

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I work in tech support for apple
I managed to cut the deal just before i graduated highschool in the beginning of june and it pays really well for being a first 9-5 job

Feels good man

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Unironically, I get paid to shitpost on Jow Forums.

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Eng student. Currently doing research with memechains

Listen pal, I'm 35, and i saw some shit. It does not matter what you graduated into. I saw law school guys going to work in the showbusiness, italian litteraturers going to earn big money as boss of hospitals, matematicians going to work for international ong.
What is important is WHAT COMES NEXT your graduation, do experience, BUILD A NETWORK, keep in touch with friends and collegues, do random shit that you, at the moment, think will not matter, if somebody offers you, out of the blue, a crazy opportunity, just jump on that.

Man this is nice to hear. Thanks for the advice brother. In med school, but don’t think I want clinical medicine. Thank you

How?

Machine Operator. Basically push buttons on a computer screen and do some mild manual labor. Pretty uninteresting. I want something more engaging and interesting but I cant afford schooling at this point and most jobs I'm qualified for are as bland and boring as my current one.

Not sure what to do.

schoolteacher in the special needs class with focus on autism

user, can you tell me more about your job?what d o you normally do?look at CP from pedobusts or look at logs from hacked computers?do you actually need to think like lets say detective to get shit done, or just click through a program that extracts the data and write protocols?

i dont konw what to do as a career, so im legitimately curious what digital forenzetics is like

Junior data scientist at a bank

Pay's great, love what I do, and great opportunities for advancement.

polisci is a meme and only teachs prototypical enslavement tactics.
>law
the last thing politics need is more shit head lawyers who overcomplicate everything

Studied Geography and mapmaking (GIS) in college. Now work in the urban planning department of one of the fastest growing cities in the country. My specific job is to help name streets and assign addresses for new subdivisions. Mostly boring government work but it's a unique position and girls are impressed by it. I hope to go to grad school next year

Are you a jew?

Nuclear pharmacy? I saw job openings in WI for nuclear pharmacist. That's what I do.

Graduated from chemical engineering, doing data quality engineering work with a major bank. How did you acquire a data scientist role? Looking to go from the quality engineering to a more software or analyst/scientist role. Pay is good for quality engineering, but I often work for 1 out of 5 days of the week then browse Jow Forums the rest of the week while the other teams get their shit together.

IT. It's alright.

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Going into this now, starting my practicum in 7 days.
Are you American?
How much schooling is American paramedic vs EMT basic and advanced?

I bet

Ophthalmology technician

This. Being entrenched in the private sector, I can confirm networking and keeping lines of communication open is 75% of the battle. I can't tell you how many ex employees from my company are still friends with current employees and they call each other all the time asking if they know anyone to fill a job for them or for a friend of a friend.