Namelets

NO PLEASE user STOPPP !!!1!!1! I CANT BREATHE

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>he died from a foreskin infection at 5 and I don't have my foreskin.
Ah! Irony. Not really.

Shut up user. Almost every single time I'm forced to introduce myself to new people at work, they make some stupid joke about that show.

Dutch version of Jacob
Spelt Jakob
Pronounced yak-ob

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>tfw Omar
I'm not even arab wtf?!?!?

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What about Guy Montag from Fahrenheit 451?

>Terence
>hey Terence where's Phillip

The worst part is that the food my mom prepared me for school made me gassy so I was also known for farting.

I never stood a chance lads.

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Thats patrician name desu. Especially id you have a cool surname

Go ahead and laugh, I've build up an immunity to laughter.

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE WHYYYYYYY

>tfw originally trevor

Is Grenier a bad name?

I want to be your friend just so i can say

Yo guy

>Tyrone
>I'm a Mexian manlet without a drop of african blood

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>one chance at life
>Eugene

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Hahahahaahahahahaaha your dad gave you that name because he was drunk and thought it would be funny.

>without a drop of african blood
What about a drop of african semen?

I always thought jesse was a good guys name, like jesse james.

If you'll ever have a son, call him Dongler too. So you can be big Dongler and he will be your little Dongler.

Austin. If there weren't a lot of celebrities with my name i'd be mad.

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Zachary. ugh.

>james
>the most fucking boring name ever

>jesse james.
jesse james was an outlaw and it's the only time that jesse has never done anything worth while in this world.

No one has called me by name in such a long time that I barely feel any attachment to it. I feel like I could adopt any name at this point and it would feel just as normal as my given name.

What the originally fuck mane

>tfw name is Sotirios
Always outs me as an immigrant as if the accent helps

Not too bad. Zach is a bit of a silly name but there are much much worse.

But the name "George" calls out to me in particular for some reason. I feel more like George than my actual name.

>Adolf
>People used to give me the Nazi salute when they passed by me in school and called me "My Fuhrer"

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Whenever I hear Jesse, I think of Jesse Blue. He's basically the cool af version of Elliot Rodger.

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same, sounds like a frat boy or a foot model or something
has a badass vibe to it though

Based, I hope you life up to Uncle Adolf's legacy

IN THE DONGLIZ? A LOW BLOW DAWRI

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Just go by gene, it's still not great but it's better

That's actually a legit reason to get a name change if you tell them you suffer from the social backlash and bla bla.

My dad didn't drink. He was however a massive hippie who tried every ''natural'' drug under the sun.

>Thomas
It's okay I guess
Good name desu, idunno why you or other anons think it's a bad name, I think it's rad. Gotta go by Zach though, and personally I prefer it spelled with a K.

Is it pronounced exactly as it sounds? What the fuck is the geneology of that shit even?

That's so shitty man. I'm sorry to hear that. WTF were your parents thinking?

James is a 10/10 name though. Classy af and sexy.
Where are you from? It sounds cool desu like an npc in an rpg or something.

w o l f g a n g

I like it

One Jakub I know was an ultra chad and the other one jerked off in class.

*takes a fat rip from the bongler*

When I hear 'Dongler', I get a picture in my head of a short penis with a really thick top but a thin root, so it dongles back and forth, from side to sie when you walk.

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>matthe
>not a boy
>not even european or wherever the FUCK this name comes from

based names

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>Is it pronounced exactly as it sounds?

No it's actually pronounced ''Michael''

Yeah it's fucking pronounced as it sounds

>genealogy

Yeah nah. My dad probably thought giving me a silly name would be character-building or something.

Omar is a pretty name

summoning the user called Elevator
i wanna hear your story again

me @ my son : wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

It's Greek.
>tfw always an NPC, never a PC

>hippies
>thinking

lmao

>hey brah, whats your name
d-dongler
>oh, mind if I call ya dong, oh uh never mind, how about dongus, no erm

oi raaaaa, big if true

>tfw Oscar
it was over before it began lads

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Chris. Idk if it's bad. Is it gay?

>tfw Vors

I want an Oscar Meyer weiner!

Ethan Its pretty cool one of the only parts of myself I genuinely like

every ethan i've ever met was "that guy".

Oscar is such a cute name. Do you have a twink tier haircut as well?

That could mean a lot of things

I go by Zach, just not my favorite I guess

Arturo fml

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Who the fuck called their kid chad? Like you want him to be and asshole.

>tfw Faye
why did my parents give me a girl's name
what the fuck did i do in a past life to deserve this

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>Completely normal name
Where are you from? Lots of people in the UK are called Harry.

Richard.
I'm so not-used-to my name that it sounds strange to me, although I reflexively ignore that feel irl.

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Vinicius

it's kinda boring but I like it

Oh god its like that Johnny cash song but a thousand times worse rip

>Daniel

every day at work a bunch of religious old ladies compliment my name.

But that's a cute name.

>boring
That's like something from the streets of Pompeii, circa 870. Own that shit, that's a dope ass name.

WHHHEEEEZZZZZZZ XDDDD
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No one is beating that.

>That's like something from the streets of Pompeii, circa 870. Own that shit, that's a dope ass name.

I did not know that, holy shit. I thought it was boring because it's the 10th or 9th most common male name in my country.

I can't fucking breathe. Dongler. Why would they subject you to that??

Damn nigga dat name is fucking you hard

I've seen this post on a different thread. Same guy or just doing it for the (you)s?

Maybe your mom used to call your dad's dick 'dongler' before they were married?

Either way, I suggest killing yourself.

My surname is Bear so my dad thought it would be funny to name me Rupert Paddington Ted Bear.

Who the fuck are your parents?? Like they were sure the race war was going to be any day now kek

>Anti
>the anti-venom, anti-virus etc. type jokes still haven't stopped

That's fucking based. Is your brother called Ludwig?

nah dude, whenever i say "oh, my name's james [surname]" their eyes just like gloss over
idk if it's a chad name in america but here in uk it sucks major ass

be my gf orignally please

I was just thinking of the song sue by Johnny cash

Get back in my jar Anti-Pasti.

>tfw Muhammad
How do you think I feel I'm not even religious.

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>normie
am not even joking

That's a badass name desu
I'd just roll with it, make Hitler jokes all the time and stuff

Lisa, I played the sax at school. I was also molested by a nun.