How respond?

are you new at sexting, flirting?
Yeah all woman do, this is why he should write something like that, bc she likes it and she is going to imagine being spanked and this is going to make her wet...

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hmm idk if it will fit bb

this is going to make her wet too.

why not just talk to them user? what’s the absolute worst that could happen? they ignore you? big deal you try again with the next ine

Its the absolute state of my terrible mental health. I just cant shake the self loathing. Im terrified; its a cowardly state of affairs. I cant even bring myself to do social online dating because of this. I wish I had the courage to talk to female strangers who are showing interest, but I dont, and it aches.

mental health gains are just as important as muscle gains user. start slow. just smile at people passing you on the street.
i’m assuming you’ve spent a majority of your life ugly and rejected so now you’re insecure even though you’re seen as more respectable by everyone else because of your new gains

np Buddy, more Girls for Alphas.
Imagine you having a son and he is a pussy like you. No this world dont Need your semen.
With your mental state (beta, omega) you dont deserve pussy.

Always remember, being attractive is being Alpha, being Alpha is a state of mind.

Get well soon user, there is pussy waiting for you.

>This projecting

>how much do you bench, girl?

We must be brothers, because I know the feeling. It's torturous.

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I need them mental health gains. Its been awhile since I've seen my therapist; perhaps its time to visit again. Truthfully even doing something as small or mundane as you suggest, like smiling, is almost too great to do. I've witnessed first hand the anger and upset that happens when a woman smiles at you and you respond by giving her a direct scowl or by ignoring her completely. Makes me feel even worse.
I've spent most of my time outside of highschool as a miserable rejected fool who ended up smoking so much pot and eating himself into a fat body. Im desperately trying to escape it. Im off the drugs but I still have a tummy (in spite of being fit everywhere else) and it just kills my self worth. Its hard for others to see but for me its like Im carrying my burdens.
I desperately want to be alpha. But I dont want to just plow a bunch of hoes I want to get married and start a family.
Thanks for the good wishes user. Would that I could get laid.
Have you found any way to get past it? Does anything help? I started taking more supplements including Ginko and L-Argenine a month ago. Too early to tell if its helped.

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should I mog this asian guy

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>I desperately want to be alpha. But I dont want to just plow a bunch of hoes I want to get married and start a family.
Being Alpha has nothing to do with plowing a bunch of hoes. Being Alpha is going to make you attractive. What youare going to do with this is your choice. If you want you can fuck many Girls, if you want you can have only one.
But remember, for a man to be healthy and attractive he must fuck many Girls or AT LEAST many Girls should want to fuck he and he should very well be Aware of that.
Being wanted will you give the power to have a healthy relationship!
So, whatever you want to have a relationship or not, you must be attractive to many Girls and always Keep flirting with many girls. This is the way to be a healthy man and have a healthy relationship, bc then you will be real confident.

>atheism: not even once

How do I get matches on bumble lads?

>Have you found any way to get past it?

No, that's the problem. But I desperately want to work on it. Once I start working again, I am going to make a Tinder/Bumble/Match/etc profile.

>using bumble
>some thot initiates convo by saying hey or something
>respond with hey how are you or some appropriate response to what she said
>never responds after that
What the fuck this app is dumb

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And the weirdest thing is, I'm not even particularly bad at talking to girls, or even flirting, once the first contact has been established. That's the hardest part.

From my experience if a girl messages you first and it isn't something like "hey" it means she wants your cock and theres not a whole lot you can say to fuck it up, just work on your profile be yourself :^)

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But most of my bumble matches just say “hey”. Tf do I say to that that will get a response

Just send a pic of your anus smoking a cigarette or something. Go with the flow dude.

Well in the picture you posted (assuming it’s you) you did nothing to engage her further in the convo. You basically just posted a reaction pic, which put the pressure on her again to react to your reaction. Even though she’s messaging you first, she expects you to take charge after that.
It’s good that you kept your response concise, but it should also prompt her to keep talking while getting her emotionally invested in some way (and escalating the conversation towards the end goal of you putting your penis inside her).
What you think is an “appropriate response” might seem appropriate in context, but talking to a girl is not like posting on Jow Forums. An appropriate response to a woman is something that responds to the emotional subtext of what she said, regardless of the context.

Say "Hay is for horses." or something equally retarded to bait them into responding.

How do I respond to dudes mirin my pullup?
Im in a commercial gym where everybody is DYEL and whenever people comment on my pullup i just awkwardly say "t-thanks"

Stop saying akwardly "t-thanks" like a pussy, just say thanks like a confident man.
Something like "thanks Buddy" and Keep doing your thing.

I think I understand brother. I think over time I can get past this fatalistic attitude of negative self worth. I see the values of aesthetic presentation; But getting to that point where I am confident enough to engage in regular flirtation; its like a catch 22, you need to practice to have confidence but you need confidence to practice. I suppose when it comes down to it I have to allow myself to feel wanted. Its so f-ed up.
So by being unemployed you feel like you are not worth it?
After you achieve step one and have rapport, how do you escalate? What do you say and do?

That was Ovechkin drinking out of the cup (caps beat the pens earlier in the playoffs)

Thanks that’s a good one

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>father complex
cringe

>that creeping chin/facial fat

yes, put him out of his misery before it becomes worse.

>So by being unemployed you feel like you are not worth it?

Well that, and it's supremely unattractive for a man who's 23 years old to be unemployed. I have a CS degree, and I've worked in that field before, but I'd like to get into law enforcement and that's why I'm getting into good shape.

>After you achieve step one and have rapport, how do you escalate? What do you say and do?

It depends on the situation, honestly. If they think you're attractive, they will let you get away with a lot, so don't worry about stumbling too much. E.G. if you're talking to a chick and she says something about having bought a 'cute new outfit', she's basically baiting you into asking for a picture so you can call her cute. Or, if you'd like to initiate, you can say something about how your gym sesh yesterday gave you massive glute DOMs and you need a butt massage (with a winky face).

Basically, examine the situation and decide to tactically drop bombs when you feel like sexual tension has reached a tipping point.

The same way you get matches on every single image based dating app; by having a photo that puts you in the top 25% of male attractiveness.

Literally 95% of all dating is based on your image. Ninety fucking five. Confirmed by literally every major dating website who all did independent studies on it.

>Mired as I was leaving the gym today by a cardio bunny
I was getting mired on the treadmills by this braphog. Felt good, but I didn't do anything about it.

Virgin

well gee, I hope all the girls you alpha-harvest also get fed by you, get a nice house from you and bascially are provided by you. But since you are Alpha you can easily finance 100 women on the go, right?
The worls needs your semen (and thus your enslavement by multiple women - let's see how long you can remain Alpha in that condition, LMAO)

No mate, i was just trying to say, "be Alpha, is in your Hand, is the way you act and feel."

Wishing to have something (love, girls, wive) but don't doing nothing about it, to be attractive, just make you a crybaby. You are no good and no one wants to be you, no one!

So if you want something face your fears and be attractive, then with a confident state of mind you can have girls, or wife, Kids and so on...

Just be your best and most impotant, dont ever fear rejection!

Even if i had 100 grills, there would be enough for you too. There is enough pussy for all of us, as Long as we approach them.

>in a party with my relatives and some family friends
>finish swimming in the pool
>accidentally lock eyes with a qt 14 year old latina girl who lives next door
>datass
>she blushes and looks away

Gonna get me some fucking underaged anchor pussy. That good ol folded chorizo. La pequena raza. Preteen chola hola. The Greencard Amber Alert. Free college in California. La petita mamacita. Del policia chihuahua. Border hoppin corner stoppin. Her father is a landscaper but I'mma cut that grass. Underage latinos man. I'm getting mires from underage latinas and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

thanks for clearing that up. I might have misunderstood, too. To me it sounded like you were bullying and him not deserving to be alive or anyone wanting him, ever. For someone with low self-esteem it doesn't make them "man up" when you bully them, it only reenforces their low-self-value and makes them slip back into being a sad, fat and/or depressed loser. I consider a real alpha to be someone who encourages other men to be more manly, not go full HAHA-Nelson on them. To me, it sounded that way. Not cool.

And to : I honestly think that this was a good experience; you got mired, that's amazing in on itself! That you didn't slay them then and there: Well I doubt that this happens anyway. You did great, held frame (didn't spagetti over them) and just bought some burgers like a normal human bean.

Also I think your aniexty to form bonds with people comes form negative experiences in the past. It's the same with me and sometimes I can hardly contain all the rage building up inside me for all the wrong that has been done to me in the past. Yet it does no good to dwell in that cesspool of self-pity and anger; it will only hamper your efforts of getting out of that shit. You have to force yourself to let go, at least that's what I do. I became a super-stoic and have accepted death as the ultimate outcome of all. I shan't hysterially trying to fit in anymore. I will do my shit, my way, and don't care anymore what others think (they don't know me anyways). Bascially: Just be yourself. Even a shitty true self is better than a nice but false self. So curse if you want, that's what Feanor did (and he was the chaddest of Alphas).

But take all of this ramblings with a grain of salt, since I am also a 33 year old Wizard and as such my advise may not be sound (although I think it is?).
Good luck and be blessed by my arcane powers! (this goes to all ITT)
Beware of Sucubbi!

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Obligatory "th-thanks, you too"

>at tram stop
>see this blonde chick
>in public always scope for qts and autistically make myself look as attractive as possible
>she sits down
>its like 10 degrees outside at night, just left the gym and have a nice pump
>wearing tshirt and shorts
>autistically walk past her to the other end of the stop to wait
>don't look at her
>every time I see her in the corner of my eye shes looking at me
>ignore
>get on the tram and leave
lol shoot me

also, is any form of hair adjustment when shes in your vicinity a tell? Femanons weigh in.

Oh God I'm so afraid that my hapa bro might end up like this. His fiance is a white ex-thot and she's got him on a tight leash. How do I help him from falling for the cuck meme without offending him or ruining his relationship? He goes with the flow too much and I'm afraid he'll go along with something fucked like this to get along.

>Sauce: loviasgh

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Why do girls wanna brag how much dick they get? Girls I have met always says stuff like “hihi I have 200 matches how many do you have?” ”Whaaat you never had a girlfriend? I had my First at the age of 13” ” are you talking to other girls? Wtf why arent you, look im curently talking with 4 guys” etc
> she sent me how many matches she have on Tinder
Met a wierd girl trough Tinder and she was into bdsm, >continue?

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>But most of my bumble matches just say “hey”.
Man, shit like this is why I've really grown to hate women. They literally can't do anything themselves. People like to say that women are the more sociable sex, but that's absolute bullshit. Women can't carry a conversation whatsoever. Talking to them is like exhausting an NPC's dialogue in a fucking RPG. You have to do all the legwork to keep it going. Even when a woman responds first, all she ever says is one world bullshit like "hey". Meanwhile the guys are always coming up with clever/new/interesting things to say instead. Instead of saying "hey" they might as well say "okay, I give you permission to entertain me like the dancing chimp you are"

There’s a girl in my group of friends who’s been behaving oddly. Recently I’ve been catching her with the 1000 yard stare at me, and I don’t mean an occasional glance, she literally is staring deep into my soul through my eyes. It freaks me out a little. Sometimes I can see it through my peripheral vision and she’ll hold this gaze for minutes, like she’s studying me. Usually when I make a point to catch her in the act, she doesn’t avert her stare either. This has been going on for months. Despite this weird coincidence, I asked one of my friends about it and he said he’s noticed her doing it to me too. She’s always amicable in conversation toward me and she’s a lingering hug fiend. Here’s the kicker, her boyfriend is in our group of friends, pays no attention to her behavior or outright ignores it. I know their relationship is a bit rocky.

Is this a sign of attraction?
Is she plotting to kill me?
Is she just weird?
I don’t want to make things weird but as I mentioned, she has a boyfriend, I’ve got a girlfriend, and it’s been noticed by someone other than myself. Am I making a mountain out of nothing?

She almost certainly likes you, but since both of you have a bf/gf you shouldn't act on it and just leave it status quo.

Ok I was afraid it was 99% autism on my part.
I’ll leave it alone I guess. It’s weird because I’m not able to tell if it’s a mire or what, even my gf has never done the staring thing

"Can I sniff your asshole?"

I don't think the lack of the "deep stare" means lack of attraction, but if it's there, it's certainly means attraction. We're talking about that type of stare where your gaze gets drawn in and you stare back for a few seconds uncontrollably and it's like you're being sucked into a black hole until you somehow snap your eyes away, right?

Girls touching their hair means they're nervous or apprehensive, she wanted you to approach her. In addition, she probably considered you quite a catch.

Yes, make him regret ever doing this beta shit.

>or maybe he'll be into it and now you have a chink twink bf.

win-win really

That’s the one. Like she won’t break gaze for anything, like she gives no fucks. Meanwhile I’m super conscious about checking a girl out in front of my gf or anyone really.
This girl has like an uncanny ability to make me nervous with her eyes like some sort of predator stalking their prey. I know there’s something there but I don’t know if she’s trying to judge me, thinking about fucking me, or thinking about how to stab me to death, but she seems to really like me. Tells me I’m adorable with my gf and said that she cried at a few professional pics we had done, none of which seems like normal behavior to me but then again maybe I’m being autistic about it

She's just a girl who is unsatisfied with her relationship for whatever reason. She is using you as a fantasy point, which is the second step in the cheating whore progression scheme. Just steer clear of her even if you both find yourself single she will do the same to you eventually.

met a girl saying having 300 matches is JUST 300 matches

bitch thats 300 dicks inside you soon, hoes got no limits

Don't be a faggot, have an interesting bio along with be Jow Forums and look good. Women hold the power on this app

You can tell she’s fantasizing about me just because she’s staring at me?
I hate to sound self-centered but its really weird to actually consider that this is what’s going on with her. It’s gonna be really awkward when we’re all hot tubbing this weekend

thanks thats what I thought. I guess it doesnt help that I never smile. because I think I have an ugly smile, but that means people are probably intimidated by me.

Ah

it is really animus possession and is more than just "daddy issues lol". worth reading about so you can understand the behaviour

>aww user you can do it we're all strong independent males. Let me give you a hug
Honestly you all sound like a bunch of women. Stop being such a pussy.

APROACH HER