She pulls down her pants and this fuckin thing thuds on the floor and says whats up

>...Jow Forums was right
Then I kill the roastie with a BMW

Keep going and don't pay attention to the way it looks. A hole is a hole, I wouldnt give a shit if my gf had some gross but unnoticeable feature since I'm not going to be looking at it often desu

daddy want lick

fat roastie detected. no wants wants that thanksgiving roast.

Thuds to the floor. I'm in tears laughing. Fucking thank you op. That image will stay in my mind forever bahahah

I didn't mention her roast, just the butthole, my dude.

oringal commentation on the sluggish nature of that bovine growth

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You underestimate my desire for human contact. I would shrink myself and cannon ball jump in those folds.

What percentage of women have roasties? Does it vary by race or ethnicity?

men everywhere are jerking off to this disgusting shit.

pic related is a meta interpretation of the series of events.

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roast isn't genetic as much as it is directly correlated to mileage of dick taken.

t. chad who hangs out here trying to raise random peoples self esteem cause i selfishly think it makes me a better person.

This reminds me of that one snailman greentext

you've peaked my interest sir.

That's not true because then I wouldn't have had one since my early childhood

You're such a good person, chad. Wow.

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> as much

genetics play a role, but mileage will exacerbate the roastification process

I should have it located somewhere, it's a pretty common one anyway

i wanna see. post pics.
unoriginal

i clearly said i wasn't a good person, but i do believe in god so i try to earn good boy points, which in itself is not a selfless act so im probably getting negative good boy points as a result.

Where's the proof? I've noticed lots of innies or not-long labia on /s/ and other places and you know all of those girls take lots of dick.

You would have to take an insane amount of dick for it to end up looking like pic related from an innie. The hole supposedly stretches out easily but for the labia to expand a whore would have to get fucked roughly for hours a day. Considering that roasties aren't uncommon when you ask chads about them I find it a bit unrealistic that so many women have had a months worth of rough sex.

i was shitposting you retard. only fat girls are here anyway, all the boys here are cuter than the girls

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the proof is im right. now fuck off with your internet proof for something entirely un documented or studied in the mainstream, nothing will satisfy your woman logic but a good beating anyway, and im too far away.

>implying I would ever post my disgusting roast punlicly online because some user was morbidly curious
Bravo to those men that manage to post their micropenises.

You're wrong Chad, you're wrong and a...a rascal. You're a rascal who cares not for scientific rigor or the truth.

>morbidly curious
oh, its not morbid curiosity. i strongly prefer the outie flaps to the smooth innies

Do you honestly believe that many women, who often times have careers or children, would dedicate that much time of their lives to getting dicked over and over again until the skin on their vagina falls apart?

ok, go conduct a mass study with a large enough sample size of roasties willing to discuss how much roast they have and how much dick theyve taken, then we can talk about rigorous attention to detail using the scientific method. until then, my personal experience is much more credible, at least to me, and im right about most things so ill stick with that.

That's even worse user, roasties are objectively disgusting and you know it.

>falls apart?

no one said that. stop being dumb.

>roasties are objectively delicious and you know it.
FIXED!

Internet proof through /soc/, /s/, amateur sites, cam sites, medical sites, cosmetic surgeons etc. outweighs your personal beliefs based on anecdotal experiential evidence unless you fuck more than the king of France.

>Ask it how many miles of cock it's taken.
>listen to its lies
>tell it it is a degenerate slut
>360 and walk the fuck outta that thot lair
>go home
>fap
>realise my own hand is preferable to used-up roastie flaps
>kek at the "it's genetic" morons

ok? well you have a right to your own opinions and thoughts, unfortunately. so believe what you must. gotta go.

It was hyperbole, user. But my point still stands, no way is it that so many women have taken 10x more dick than the average pornstar.
You're experience with roasties and their amount of partners was most likely a coincidence

stop making fun of beefy femanon lips its mean

>t was hyperbole

no shit it was, thats how you know the person you're arguing with has absolutely zero good points.

nice playing, you lose.

t. whiteknight that ACTUALLY BELIEVES a roast will fuck him if he defends it on the internet enough.

>My future bf will probably think I'm another lying used up whore because of roast beef memes someday
Robots please cut it out
Make fun of how disgusting they look but don't add some slut meme behind them

leave fembots alone they didnt do nothing

>they didnt do nothing

they didn't do anything* im sure you meant. you did attend the 1st-2nd-3rd grade and further did you not?

This is honestly my nightmare scenario if I ever had a gf.

I'm being 100% honest. Even if she was my perfect soulmate, I'd demand she get a surgery or it's over. I can't like with that.

I was mistaken.

>t. femanon that is desperate to deny her sluttiness and is trying to maintain that her used-up saggy hole isn't that way because of the literal miles of chad cock that have ravaged it.

Sorry you've hit the wall and realised Chad is a cunt, roastie. Here's hoping no decent man ever gives you the time of day.

In burgerland didn't do nothing is usually used to mean the same thing even if it's grammatically incorrect

what a loser nerd

what a small penis loser nerd

what part of every other hole do you not get?

I'm pretty sure this is baiting a certain demographic of people on this board, but why though? Can't you just look away? It's not like you're supposed to stare at it

no, in burgerland that is said mostly by poor, uneducated blacks and mixed whites. but overwhelmingly, probably >90% of the people who use such obvious glaring double negatives are actual street niggers and criminals. guess i know who you are.

lmao you really are a loser nerd HAHAHAH

and you're terrible at trolling. i still had to correct your grammar so that others may see how to properly speak english. the youth.. they are the future you know.

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Well within the past few years my town has been invaded by shitskins so you're probably right
After seeing so many people use it though I don't even notice that it's abnormal

how does it feel to be a loser lmao

thats because you are a weak minded individual. and most likely spawn of low IQ morons if you happen to live in a niggerhood.

im sorry.

I've been on nofap for 13 days and at this point I would gladly fuck that roast beef without a second thought.

GUYS DO NOT CLICK THIS ITS DOLPHIN PORN

i actually take that back. long day, you aren't weak minded, just.. people who are fucking up the english language really grind my gears ya know?

Im not studying English, I'm not going to pay attention to some simple expression that doesn't come out sounding weird. Every town in my state has become a niggerhood, I don't have any options.

am a khhv virgin and i have a roastie, what does it mean brehs? is roastie equivalent to micropeen

i said nothing about studying english, most children learn simple sentence structures by the time they are 4 years old. and im sure you know the correct usage, yet you continue to spout double negatives like a drunkard on his way to purchase a lottery ticket and another colt 45.

Wouldn't matter to me, I just want a cute face.

it means i want to put mayo on it and eat it like a quiznos sub

no its equivalent to me want to lick your lips

I use "didn't do anything" more often, but it depends on the tone of the scenario

Same here femanon. Genetics are the biggest factor but I guess if you tug on your lips or fap often it would get worse.

dont act like you dont originally weight more than than the bed you sleep in, "fem"anons

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srsly will no one post pics of that sweet meat ITT?

>dont act like you dont originally weight more than than the bed you sleep in, "fem"anons
I'm a man with a big fat peen. You are upset because you are angry.

cool, well whatever makes you happy user. isn't that the most important thing these days?

>I'm a man with a big fat peen. You are upset because you are angry.
>I'm ..big..fat..upset..because..angry

fixed this for you fat anonette.

I don't spend much time trying to think of ways to put words right so it's more comfortable just to mimic other things I've heard niggers say.
Also checking those sevens

> Here's hoping no decent man ever gives you the time of day.

Oh they won't. The youngin's these days are finally starting to learn.

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Jokes on you I'm severely underweight

be my gf and ill fatten you up

lol np, i laughed a few good minutes while washing dishes thinking of a good hook line for the thread when it popped in my head.

ahem, im kind of a COOL guy.

>severely underweight
I'm ready to commit myself to you.

this faggot

wasnt me and you're not underweight fatso.

>tfw user thinks you're rich enough to pig out on foods constantly
sorry to disappoint you desu maybe one day

"Once they roast, they're toast"
"over thirty, not so purty"

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call EMS because her vegene looks severely burned

This. Fat people can't be robots because that means they have to have a good source of income to pay for all of that shit they shove down themselves. So that either means they are a normalfag wagie or have very supportive parents, both not being robot traits.

good thing women have this magical thing called child support, welfare, biased family courts, and orbiters to provide them all the things they want.

That's a low blow origino

since when is it considered rude to tell people they aren't speaking proper english? should people just split off from english speaking countries and go speak their dumbed down corruption of a language in peace and unhindered? I wish they would, but they are stuck here because they need my tax dollars to live, so they can deal with it.