Have you guys ever hired an escort? If so, what was it like?
I have a disposable income right now and I'm tempted to hire an escort for an hour or two incall into my one bedroom flat. Might as well right? I have no problems with privacy, so I'm not afraid of her being seen entering the property. And before you ask I'm not a virgin.
What do expect? How to prepare? What is cordial etiquette?
Have you guys ever done it?
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You're never gonna make it.
Save the money and buy gym equipment, you homo
>What do expect?
Awkward, impassionate, detached sex. Followed by the realization you should have just had a wank and saved your money
>How to prepare?
Shower and clean your place
>What is cordial etiquette?
Welcome her and offer her a drink. Talk to her for about 30 seconds then tell her that you would like to get a better look at her. This will prompt her to stand up and start taking off her clothes. Then you start taking off your clothes and have sex.
Don't experienced escort whores, but fucked plenty of prostitutes. Was ok to empty your balls, but real good sex only with a gf, trust me.
dude since you used the word 'flat' which no one in the U.S. uses you are clearly a foreign faggot. thus you must live in euro land or something where prostitution is legal if not in your country within a short drive. go and bang a red light hooker you mongoloid
that thing is some sort of troll. why post that?
For real, my niq. Prostitutes are ok for dumping your load. But real good sex only with a a gf.
This guy's right. Got a prostitute in Las Vegas just to say I did it. Felt like a retard as soon as I got my nut.
The only reason why I lift is to be comfortable enough about myself to lose my v card to an escort.
Sounds sad, but it's the only thing that keeps me going lately.
>lifting for confidence
>try to get friends
>find a gf not paying for sex
Try this, incel.
We all start somewhere. Set your goals higher though
Agree with him.
I've had sex with 3 prostitutes in my life time just because i was hungover and wanted to throw money away for some reason.
Having sex with an escort is detached but safe and clean. They have a job they need to do so majority of high end ones won't fuck you without a condom.
You will have confidence problems for the rest of your life knowing that you had to pay some woman to pretend to be friendly to you and screw you. And if the sex is bad you're gonna have a negative view of sex in general.
Seriously, just wait, you're not missing out on much. At worst go to an asian massage parlour and get a quick handjob.
>The only reason I lift is so I can make reverse social progress
Every guy I know who uses hookers has drinking problems and mental problems. One guy has a big temper problem. Weird
Weirder thing is i was dating at the time too. It was just a weird impulse thing. Needed to bust a nut into something..
i've probably spent close to 10k on escorts within the past 2 years. ask me anything.
tips:
always go with 45min, no more than 1 hr
NEVER try to go cheap. cheap escorts are cheap for a good reason. expensive ones will give you passionate, real girlfriend experience.
asians (koreans / chinese) agencies are better bang for buck than whites. you can easily find some real 8/10 and 9/10s koreans from asian agencies here in toronto
OP here, thanks for your advice guys. I think some of you think this will be my first time. It won't. I've had girlfriends and plenty of sex in the past. This is just a 'why the fuck not' type of deal. Banging a 9/10 high end escort is likely much different from hooking up with some random prostitute, especially if I'm willing to spend a bit of money. I agree it'll be empty, detached and ultimately hollow however.
Based.
How much should I be looking at spending? Here the average rate is £160 for an hour for the professional agencies in my city. Seems reasonable. Should I try and find an even more premium service for the best experience?
Are you expected to tip them any extra? Should you setup your pad like you're bringing a date around, or just keep everything as is? Do they mind visiting residential addresses or are hotels preferred? What can you make them do/roleplay?
A lot of questions there so no need to answer them all. Thanks man.
>expensive ones will give you passionate, real girlfriend experience.
my gf cooks daily, does my laundry, irons my clothes every morning, and goes to the gym with me, and we watch movies together at night. We have sex 2-3x a week. How much would this type of routine cost, for an entire month, with a "high class 8/10 escort"?
Just curious, wonder what kind of savings I'm making cause of my gf
where you from?
the average price /hr in toronto is about $250, which is exactly the price you mentioned. so yeah you're right.
if its your first time, you definitely should go with a premium service. even for 160 euro/hr you can find some shitty ones. if you like asian girls i would definitely go with that first. find the best korean/chinese girl you're willing to afford at a top notch agency, she will make sure you be genuinely loved.
its not like a date or anything, you just go in there, be greeted by her in lingerie, and take off your clothes, get in the shower, let her clean you, then go on the bed. i usually tip 10%.
you can go on an actual date with her if you want, that costs extra. i havent done it before but i imagine it would be fun as well and build up a lot of sexual tension to release in the end
$1.5 to 2k CAD a day. not worth it unless you can make a private deal with the girl for cheaper, but that will get her into shit because she literally earns $300 an hr fucking all day
>paying 250 bucks for a whore
>can't use his manhood to get pussy freely
Pathetic, absolutely. Those escort whores HAVE chads who fuck them for free.
Nice. I think your tip about the asian girls is probably the complete best to follow. Plus I doubt I'lll be hooking up with anyone of that persuasion in my personal life, so this is good to strike that off the list.
I'll be asking them to come to my apartment. That costs extra here but is fine by me.
After you nut, do they stay for the duration? Or do they usually leave? Not that I want to cuddle or any gay shit, but a massage might be nice.
Why feel ashamed?
Throughout history most successful men would have a ho or two - kings, emperors, businessmen. Fuck, Trump fucked hoes.
They're the patrician's catalogue for pussy - the only way to pick exactly what you want.
Prostitution is only shat upon by basedboys and women because they know it's the "cheat" way to get quality pussy.
A few decades ago (and even farther back, centuries ago) no one gave a shit if you fucked hookers, not even your wife.
>Implying all of that is free
Wow, so what you're telling me is my GF is worth about 60,000 a month? 720,000 a year?
Damn I'm lucky.
>You've never had sex with a prostitute, have you user? :)
nop, thats why i'm starting with u
You are fucking clueless
being in a mutally loving relationship is literally priceless
you're in the wrong thread if you're trying to insult a guy for getting a quality whore
it's no different than buying a good meal or a nice suit. OP already said he has no problem getting pussy he just wants to try an escort. it's a completely reasonable thing to do with spare cash.
>You will have confidence problems for the rest of your life knowing that you had to pay some woman to pretend to be friendly to you and screw you. And if the sex is bad you're gonna have a negative view of sex in general.
>tfw that's my life story
user how do you know
Ya, she's not free.
She eats some of my food and doesn't pay rent.
I also bought her presents for her birthday, maybe $100 total.
But sometimes she buys me stuff...shirt, shoes, steaks/protein.
I'm not complaining.
Dude, those escorts think you are a pathetic loser, only would fuck with you for money. The same whores fuck some other dude freely. This should make you think about your life.
The difference with kings and emperors are that they had power + money, women would fuck them for free.
No, but i can see your father fucked a gremlin, so here we are
I was going to spend £150 on a Korean escort while I was in London for a few days, but I fapped and lost all interest.
>"cheat" way to get quality pussy.
>paying for free stuff is "cheating" the system
life is gonna own you
>quality pussy
>roastie meat pounded daily by old cocks and obese cocks
lol
they're obligated to give you the time you paid for. don't leave if you nutted early. you can do anything you want, usually i ask for a massage, and just lie down with her in my arms and chill and talk. dont be shy or anything.
MAKE SURE the asian girl you're getting is from an authentic korean/chinese girls only agency, not from some regular agency.
also its better if you can find forum reviews about girls from the agency
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>leaves watermark
Who gives a fuck what a whore thinks? The benefit of fucking a whore is that you needn't worry about anything other than the seduction, sex and nut. That's it. The benefit of them is that they ARE disposable. If someone has the money to do it, then why not? It's exactly the same process as going to the club, blowing one fiddy on drinks and drugs, and then going home with some slut.
To care so much about 'the direction of your life' over a whore shows you only care about your neurotic definitions of masculinity and not actually living it.
>Caring what a literal whore thinks of you
Never gonna make it
one last thing, clean yourself. shave, brush your teeth, look nice. be a gentleman.
yes you're going to see a slut, but she has feelings and preferences too. looks are not as important to her since she probably had ugly/old dudes before, but she would appreciate you being clean. if shes really not into it you will feel it
I fuck escorts like once a week and its such a waste of money but the temp test/mood boost from touching and fucking a girl is addictive as fuck
fucked a qt hungarian two days ago who was nice but professional, she succ'd and fucc'd well but it was more mechanical than sensual
still made cums twice though
>tl;dr its addictive and a waste of money
Already fucked prostitutes, but realised how pathetic it is to pay them and chad fuck her for free later.
In my opinion it's better get at the same level as chad, making an account on tinder or sex dating sites and trying get sex for free.
If i want to have sex immediately, just cum dumping i would go to an prostitute. But it's like eating fast food, not the having a nice meal with proper ingredients.
Why are you so hung up on 'chad fucking her later'? Sounds like you fell in love with a prostitute and was badly burned you fucking retard.
The issue isn't what the hooker thinks of him, it's what he would think of himself afterwards.
When you have sex you're not only receiving you're also giving yourself; giving yourself to someone you care nothing about is very bizarre to me. I would never give myself to a hooker because no hooker deserves me. I would never give myself to an ugly obese chick either, they don't deserve me.
>paying to get cucked is kosher!
Lol the mentality of kikes these days.
for me its just about bustin a nut
doesnt get that deep for me
It's not free and eventually you'll have to deal with her complaining and nagging and shit
>give yourself
How much of a romantic gaylord are you? This isn't purity camp you idiot.
You're putting your dick in an aestheticly wrapped hole that feels nice and will give you a fun memory. Nothing more, nothing less. Grow up.
>has never paid for a date, or drinks for a girl at a club to fuck her later
okay incel
news flash, women have been with guys before you and most likely after you.
IMO the best hookers are in china. 1.4 billion people, theres no shortage of good looking girls with talent that will compete for your money
Unless you are genetically gifted with good looks and height, no pussy is free. You have to waste time and money on dates and deal with their crap. And you probably won't get an 8/10.
yeah I got a god tier body to body massage a couple days ago
she made me cum by rubbing her pussy on my dick then when I got hard again while she was giving me a head massage she jerked me off again
10/10
>ya fucking hookers is pathetic but so is banging drunk club sluts!!!
lol the amount of cope in all of your posts is hilarious.
>strawmanning this hard
back to pornhub with you, you virgin
your mind and soul are poisoned
Not true. Hard work owns free fucking, simple as that. Muh genetics is an excuse. Paying money for it is like cheating.
what strawman do you think you're seeing?
>virgin is the insult
lol, the only time I used virgin as an insult was when I was a virgin...
t. virgin
imagine trying this hard to win an argument on Jow Forums lmao
nobody cares
I lift for the Japanese milf escorts. They get excited when they don't have to fuck a sad fat Chinese business man. You get more than you pay for.
>dumb roommate brings "qt 9/10 asian" prostitute home
>doesn't tell anyone
>wake-up in the morning
>his laptop ($1000), phone($600), wallet (400$cash) and scooter ($2500) are gone
this was just two days after he lost his phone and bought a brand new one.
What's funny is his gf found out and now they're breaking up, and he's been drinking himself stupid, plus I just moved out, so he probably won't be able to afford rent by himself.
I told him hookers are lame, but he wouldn't listen.
t. club slut
says the type of guy who has to pay for sex, kys pathetic faggot
Who has had HPV warts here before?
Anyone here ever get an STD?
Got with a girl a while ago, did oral (drunk as fuck) and got sick for about three months. Now I get fatigued and my throat gets inflammed every couple of months.
Stay safe out there bros.
A man of taste right here.
>that 30 yo boomer who does 3 days of /no wipe/ and /no shower/ before fucking escorts to be as smelly as possible to make her already horrible life even worse
This. Like i stated before, good sex = only with your gf. Paying to get STDs is pathetic.
>only with gf
weird way to spell only with your wife.
Thank you Captain Hindsight, I never paid for anything though, I was drunk and on a night out.
kek
Based boomer
There ain't no such thing as a free pussy.
Time and hassle are costs too.
>Dude, those escorts think you are a pathetic loser
Do they? I'd have thought they'd look at you as a job and that's it.
>hard work
>posts roided body
What the fuck are you talking about, i,ve never paid for sex you egg
What i mean is you don't now anything about europe, i live in europe, and no, prostitution is still ilegal in most countries, yeah its legal in the netherlands, but Who the fuck takes a plane so he can fuck some prostitute.
Also, wasted digits mong