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First for Brexit is shit
takeaway should be here soon
dubs and i tip
Thought it was much later than 1am. Nice
Fuck the UK. I'll just move to Japan and spend the rest of my life in a tatami mat room eating natto I made in my kotatsu.
me and bazza just beat up this old guy
hahaha legends we are
tfw fren deleet and block me for no reason
489th for being sleepy
ah well, let's hope he doesn't read the thread and spit on your food
>27/07/2018
>already
can we tell time to stop speeding or he will get a ticket
What you been up to Mim lad?
Too hot, can't sleep. Bloody hate summer.
>takeaway at 0100 on a Friday
Better be worth it lad
yeah but if time goes slow we'll have ages to wait till death.
i say speed that shit up
What kind of takeaway lad? Cheeky Chinese? Pukka Pizza? Incendiary Indian?
GTFO weebo scum
nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all orii
What are the best half life 2 mods?
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I love the volume increase at the start of this song lads
This was great in Thor: Ragnarok
PROVE YOU'RE NOT ALL LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW
My name is Mr. G! Three talents, 1 2 3. Singing, Dancing and Acting is my liffeeee!
I'm fucking addicted to Natto thanks to these Japanese immigrants.
All I can enjoy for breakfast now is their fucking rotten mustard basedbeans over a small bowl of white rice. I'm fucked if I can't eat this forever.
I wouldnt laugh at you fren. Pls trust
>all the normies thought this show was funny in like year 8
never got what was so great
they thought that bollock photo thing was hilarious.
I saw one bit with the "darkies vs" football thing which was kind of funny
Just don't want to get old really
Who are you?
Ebin?
That's why this is the only good version
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Loud people outside my apartment every night I've been here in Portugal. Can't wait to get back to comfy silence next week and my shitty mattress with no sheet and comfy blanket with all my smells!
thinking of getting some pet chickens lads
neither do i, but i don't want to drag this life out more than needed
Remember my friend once said as a solution to cringey teenagers "everyone should just be shot on their 12th birthday"
made me laugh at the time and just did now. It was his delivery
So you're on holiday in Portugal, and you're on fucking Jow Forums? What the hell is wrong with you lad?
I had 3 be prepared to clean a lot of shit
>mfw when soft brexit
Why cant we have a hard brexit we voted for it if you dont vote thats your fault now can we just leave its 1 am im pissed off and and I want my country back
On a mad one lads checking out the rest of Jow Forums
So you're on holiday in Portugal and you're reading a book? Fuck is wrong with you lad?
The one about the beefy vaginas is quite good
no, go cry more
Can always sudoku when the time is right instead though
Young forever exit whenever
alri newfag
he's been banging on about it for the past week
>Why cant we have a hard brexit we voted for it
No we didn't. We voted to leave, but that's it. The form of leaving was not voted upon.
There is much mandate for a soft Brexit as there is for a hard Brexit. In fact you could say there's *more* justification for a soft Brexit because the majority was slim.
i'm on a mishun from god
In a """"femanon""" thread and a race bait one
That's a great apu. Mind if I save it fren?
Soft Brexit is almost an inevitably at this point and no one will be happy.
Britfeel is the only place on Jow Forums I even browse anymore I'm just on Reddit otherwise
how can you be when there is no god
le pwnd XDD
GET OUT, and DON'T COME BACK...until you've redeemed yoursef
The only winning move is not to Brexit. Sorry leavers, but it's time to put the grownups back in charge.
Bearded Brad is best husbando
Not better than vegeta Jeff tho
Sorry I don't spend every waking moment of my life on Jow Forums, faggot.
>I don't spend every waking moment of my life on Jow Forums
weirdo
sparking up an oily rag my lads, what you been up to?
Best husbando was Bearded Drew
you lads ever punch the monitor when you're mad? i'll admit mine's taken a few hits
>oily rag
Is this a euphemism for some sort of illicit narcotic, my friend?
self-loathing mostly enjoy lid
Literally never. Punch a pillow or something lad
I did that once and it broke. I've since learnt to control myself
Guys its too fucking hot
Drinking 4 different ciders. Tummy hurts not looking forward to 2moro
pfffffffffft. hardly
Lads, I find it hard to judge whether it's just in a fraction of society that there are women (and men tbf) with unashamed obnoxious sexual freedom and discussion (advocating cheating etc)
Because if it's just a few then fine theyre just the lowlifes of society but if it's widespread I really do think it's gonna kill the family unit slowly
People are leading such self-indulgent lives now and not caring about building for other people's lives. I know NEETdom is in some cases kind of the same, drug use etc.
But it all fuels itself. You've got depressed guys everywhere feeling hopeless in pursuing women and they can't build families and produce more intelligent nice people for the workforce
Is it OTT to be this gloomy?
can do lad. glad you like it
mines got a small mark on the screen from where i stabbed it with a pair of scissors
>unashamed obnoxious sexual freedom and discussion
I'm not trying to start a row but men have always been crass and derogatory when it comes to sex. There's no point in history lads didnt brag about their 'conquests'. Women have just caught up
the family unit isn't some unblemished utopia of wholesomeness and joy. many "family units" are horrible for the people stuck in them
>they can't build families and produce more intelligent nice people for the workforce
so the purpose of the "family unit" is to produce more meat for the grinder?
>depressed guys everywhere feeling hopeless in pursuing women
no man is owed a woman's company
hence why I said (and men tbf). You clearly chose to ignore it.
>I'm not trying to start a row
Yes you are.
>Is it OTT to be this gloomy?
Yes
There's nothing inherently special about the nuclear family. If you have good taste in women you wont end up with the ones that cheat.
I'm saying, it seems to me like the middle class is gonna shrink and we're gonna have loads of angry poor emotion driven people
I think you'd have to be an idiot to suggest that having a certain level of restraint in life isn't imporant
Ok I thought as much, social media can distort your perspective of things but these ideas do often seem to be very very popular
user, the focus on you post was clearly women, grudgingly putting (and men tbf) doesnt hide that fact. Again, I'm not trying to start shit, but I think you've fallen for the 'only the top 20% of men get laid' meme and act like society has dratically changed when throughout history most men havent reporoduced
do you spend most of your time trying to unknot yer knickers.
mean bugger
Reminder: Apu frog, wrestling, fren and comfy are all nonce nest dogwhistles
getting comfy watching wreslin frens
>I'm saying, it seems to me like the middle class is gonna shrink and we're gonna have loads of angry poor emotion driven people
If the middle class is concerned about becoming working class then perhaps it would be prudent for them to work to improve the lot of the working class.
>I think you'd have to be an idiot to suggest that having a certain level of restraint in life isn't imporant
Restraint is only 'good' if it leads to some greater utility to yourself later on, taking into account the negative utility of exercising said restraint now. When you're on your death bed, are you going to look back and think "oh, I'm glad I didn't have harmless fun all those times and deliberately made myself be bored and/or miserable instead"?
I just want to get dominated by a cute ginger girl lads
>the family unit isn't some unblemished utopia of wholesomeness and joy. many "family units" are horrible for the people stuck in them
Sorry to say it lad but if you're talking from experience then your family were the screwups themselves, or at least through no fault of their own somewhere in the ancestry people were
A lot of divorced couples if they were milennials would be these people today
I've seen many of my friends' parents, I've heard the stories, it's clear to see imo
I'm aware of that, it just seems to be deteriorating
further now more good attractive successful guys are getting screwed over too
People who would maybe have been mentally tough and not too selfish are maybe becoming a bit more so? I say this coming from a very middle class place
hey though, whatever, take everything I said with a lot of salt
>and comfy
Nah comfy is alright
I unironically want to shag a young Barbra Streisand.
>I'm glad I didn't have harmless fun all those times
Again, ignoring my post. The example I gave clearly was not harmless
I'm not one of these moronic "incels" trying to say people are disgusting subhumans for having casual sex. It's healthy, I'm saying that people seem to be shit at relationships nowadays, boomers say it all the time too actually lol, the whole "throwing away and not fixing" thing .
Apologies lad. Apologies.
hey no one's blaming you lad, she's kinda hot
and she's such a bitch it would be satisfying that way too
Middle class people who voted to screw the working class for decades are now being screwed too, and they're bleating about it.
>"I never thought leopards would eat MY face" sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
How is apu a nonce?
What's the matter, too cute for you?
morning lads, got me a nice can of Kong and some fruit hoops. What you been up to
Think we've got way way off track here. I'm not talking about people's financial situations . I'm saying people are quite "square" here and they're starting to become more open
>The example I gave clearly was not harmless
What example? I can see only self-indulgent tripe about other people enjoying sexual freedom.
will nofap really give me more motivation or is that just bullshit?
>tummy hurts from cider drinking
>still catching up on Impact
Just sat out in the cooler than inside air getting my comfy on
Anyone else's feet swell in the heat? Not sure if mine are really but they feel like it.
Very strange
>soft brexit
>hard brexit
Using remoaner manipulative buzzword, if you were undecided which one sounds "nicer"?
Figure 1: Apu about to nonce his little brother
Arent we generally quite reserved sexually compared to the rest of Europe? Think we're just catching up desu
He didn't say apu is a nonce. If you read it VERY carefully, like, get your reading glasses out for this one kid, it says, and I may be mistaken, but it says, are you still with me? It says .. "nonce nest dogwhistle".
*GASP* reading is hard!
are we? most girls in the UK are fucking slappers dessy
Not in London, Brighton or the North. Think they might be some of the most degenerate regions in Europe.
kek look at this massive faggot
here is your (you)
same but with any girl who is athletic
dunno lad, pepe seems into it
No that's considerate apu checking on his friend
Any lewd pics are all figments of your twisted lil mind