Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in

well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in
*cuts a perfect hole in your chest just barely short of your heart exposing it's beating skin to the naked eye*

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(No way! if it had been any closer I'd be dead right now! This guy means serious trouble)

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>heart
>internal organ
>skin
???

donut wory, i will make my anus bleed for you

Heh...you've forced me to release THAT.

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You just waisted your one chance at killing me.
>BUFUDYNE!!

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You couldn't handle me at 10% strength. Yet you think you can handle me after i release all of my chakras?

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None of this bullshit is funny. It wasn't funny 5 years ago and it still isn't funny now. I doubt anyone here is old enough the remember the mid-2000's anyways

>Drains ice
You're the real waste here!
>Heat wave

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*sniff sniff* i smell edgy neckbeard who actually owns a katana collection getting triggered

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>Eats 3 week old tendie
>"good show, but this is where the real fun begins"
>CAUSTIC PISS BOTTLE RAIN

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Kek she is weak to ice in every appearance
You just wanted to post fap bait huh? Or...could she be your demonwaifu? Here is my demonwaifu, The Goddess Tiamat

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Hah. I know I can handle you! I've handled a thousand other "men" just like you! A thousand men just today! Come at me, you tryhard!

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maybe it is and maybe we do

>t. boomer
origigi

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*see it coming with my sharingan and block it with my kunai*

you've got to be joking, this has to be a trick. Do you really think you could do harm to me so easily?

*thinks he's blocked me but it's actually an illusion*
*I've actually beheaded him and implanted the illusion into his brain that he did*

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>*blocks your path*

tiamat eh? So it looks like I'm gonna have to take you out again. Just when I thought I got rid of all the mothers, pathetic... When will you demons learn.. The true power of man!

*points gun at you*

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if you beheaded me then why the fuck would you even do that? Max autism.

so your last fleeting few seconds are the false satisfaction that you'd killed me
then I'd flash freeze your face and put it on my collection of dead fools

>implying i would even approach user, the collector of fools without first putting him under my genjutsu or without sending a shadowclone first at least.