What tricks is he using?

Holy fuck those are some nasty tits. Looks like somebody took a boys body and slapped tits on it.

But not in a good way.

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>notices Harold's bulge
What's this? OwO

There's got to be more to it than that.

It looks like something is propping his balls up in order to make his penis stick out more.

There are undies that hold your junk in place, a push-up bra for your balls

Ask LPSG

Do you guys really think that Katie Price would be above making her man stick a sock in his underwear? You realize they want these pictures to be taken, right?
By the way why do Brits care about her so much?

Brits are obsesses with reality tv despite the fact that they shit on americans for the same thing. I don't watch tv and I pretty much know what love island is only by how often my housemates talk about it. Despite their famed sophistication, the average brit is very similar to the average american.

I still can't come to a conclusion which one I hate more the brits or americans

it looks weird - you can see the outline of his benis, it isn't that outrageously big. But the balls look like they are pushed forward by something

As far as countries go I cant't help but have respect for them as I come from a shithole country. I still hate the degeneracy promotion though. As for the people, it's not their nationality or ethnicity, it's the idiosyncracy that baffles me.

love island is probably one of the most degenerate things to come out of this shitstain of an island. a lot of people stick to normal shit like eastenders or downtown abbey but a lot of younger people eat the new shit up.

Socks x 3

where are her hips???

no shit. As much as brits hate being compared to americans, not only they are comparable, they are very similar in the degeneracy. Reality tv was a mistake.

back to the topic tho, he probably has a semi but brits have dicks of all sizes. I've seen quite a few all these years in england

>brit
>hips
pick one. If both exist they are either an outlier or mixed race

His dick is going downwards next to his balls so it makes it look bigger. Tuck your dick downwards and you'll see

Its the male version of pushups bra. Its all in the underwear.

Katie Price (and reality tv in general) is the ultimate blackpill for women. Shows them that no matter what they do and achieve, the only way to truly get somewhere and be taken seriously is to be a dumb thot with massive fake jugs.

Haven't seen her face but she looks too dark to be a brit. Unless she's been tanning to the point of getting skin cancer

I feel like I viciously disagree with your statement but the thinking in real world terms I get your point. However, women cannot be taken seriously and should not

She was bangable a few years back, but she has been tanning a lot. I think she was notiiceably orange at a point

It's Katie Price

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Jewish ones

does this guy roid? I saw an Instagram pic and he looks like someone let all the air out of him in this pic

I know her fren, I just pointed out she tans for years both on the beds and the sun. In your pic her face looks so fake she could be a sexbot

Kinda looks like Bruce Jenner does now

That's his cock silly

Putting his balls where his dick should be. Flaccid dicks don't look that big.

Could be penile dermal fillers. I've seen a few guys in clinic that have done something similar. No one I've seen has gotten that "big" but its certainly possible.

>their famed sophistication
LITERALLY only americans believe this. Literally everyone in Europe knows that they're classless pieces of shit.

Only the countries that get to have them as tourists know the average brit. In some places they're still getting mired. The good thing about social media is that it brought to the forefront the average westerner

He's a great stepdad to her half black retarded partially blind autistic son

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Not true, the rest of us find out when traveling there or doing business with them. There's also a general awareness of their contemporary culture, the opening for the 2012 olympics should have been an eye opener.

...and fat, I forgot to say fat,

I used to fap to her, now i feel nasty

That's true. After the 2012 olypmics the fabled gentle britishman stereotype died and we're happy for this

Many of us did user, I had fapped to her sex tape before I got to know what she actually was. If you fapped to her during her prime that's not too bad, she was a hot bimbo (that's how we used to call thots back in the day. Now, if you fapped to her after the wall then...

>being a ripped dude
>somehow get mogged by a blind autistic retarded fat mutt wearing a pink shirt
Based tard

>long face and weak chin
OHNONONONO

its just porn tier implants. If you go for a more subtle size it looks better

nudes when?

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A longish face is the nordic ideal.

>Wearing briefs

The trick is being an absolute faggot.

>those tits

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i went to school with her son. not the retarded one but the other one

His isn't the healthy kind of long

the gay latino looking one? how old are you?

holy kek that has to be shopped lmao

Does she not know what color her skin is?

This

Americans (burgers) are retarded

Damn she must get a lot of brownie points for that combination

Dude Harold is packing the heat phew