‘Pshh, nothing personal muscleman, you’re just...’

"Sorry kid, get flexed on"

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6ft 467.38lbs according to google

>he only learned the blade
>not the blade + bodybuilding

weak minded fool, your speed may be great but your strength is weak, I posses both!

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>Not learning the blade, blockchain, and inner strength

never gonna make it

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>he strikes
>katana doesn't even leave a mark on my skin
>"pathetic."

Kek

>pull cape over his head
>pull his belt tighter

maybe a balance of strength training and cardio is the healthiest and keeps you most functionally fit. ever thought about that?

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>when you were LAN partying I studied THE BAR
>when you were masturbating to hentai I mastered THE DEADLIFT
>While you wasted your days at the library in pursuit of vanity I cultivated UPPER BODY STRENGTH
>And now that the world is on fire and the normies are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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*teleports to gym*
*freezes time with Jughana-san No Mei technique*
*works out for 100 years*
*unfreezes*
*teleports behind you*
*OHP lmao1you*

heh... nothing personnel

*folds you 1000 times like putty*
*forges you in fires of Mt. No-San Jusisa*
*you become Katana-san*
*inserts you into sheath*
*tips katana*

this town deserves a better kind of hero
*unsheaths you
*dives at camera
*cut to black
*that song from linkin park plays

I’m dying

Fucking hell user

Get a load of this fag.

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Kek

I'd destroy you with my MMA
Rush me? BOOM oblique kick the knee *SNAP*
Trying to grapple? BOOM Thai clinch with deadly knees
We get on the ground? Even better you're getting heel hooked

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Kek

Couldn't you just run around him? All giant ogres in fantasy games you can do this and overwhelm them.

*jab step *
you oblique kick the air before my feint and spin to the ground
your cargo shorts get caught up in the table leg
fuck you dad

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>it was a hologram

These are the best

topkek

He's 6' something

N-nani?

>even the hologram was a hologram

Is anyone here not a hologram?

*SNAP*

6' 1" according to one of his videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=5r9Rfo1vNDI

Due to the fact that I workout my core extensively, I don't have what others describe as a "back". I simply... am.

Your move

*steps out of shadows behind you*
>”Don’t always believe everything you see .”
*breaks your neck*

*teleports behind you*
*spots you*

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someone post the SS version

>pssh, nothing personnel muscleman, you're just
youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664
>too slow

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is that unironically a good way to hit the rear delts?

Bump

youtube.com/watch?v=MqGABYxojK8

Stand in awe and watch what happens when true warriors cross paths.

Ma.. Masaka!?

>lemme asku sumthin

lmao

>grabs blade in my massive calloused hands before snapping it in two with just my grip

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NICE KNIFE

Fpbp

>personal
Kill yourself.

Typical politician. Big promises, but all talk.

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>Not biting it

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Look at his soft and puffy face. I want to cuddle and caress him, make him suck my rock hard dick and then powerfuck his fat butthole until he cries. Then i'd jizz onto his face and say: "Go to gym, fatty!"

n-no homo!

Waayy too much anime for their age.

lmfao

>buys a nodachi
>lacks strength
>effectively unwieldable

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Now this is BASED

how's summer friend?

Bump

He looks like karnov from karnov's revenge

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My sides kek

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A game for ants?

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW
WOULD HAVE GONE STATE IF I DIDN'T JOIN THE NAVY

You just use judo

How old are these guys?