How many s|o|yboys could you take on simultaneously?
Scenario:
Fight is on a flat grassy area. S|o|yboys start off 20m away from you. Fight is till the death and all techniques are legal. None of you have any weapons. S|o|yboys will try to take you, but will be sober and their normal pussy selves.
S|o|yboys are 50%-50% split between chub-chubs and skellingtons. All vegans, none exercise or have any combat experience.
All of them. I think it's like dark souls mobs. They can kill your if you fuck around, but while you're concentrated and serious you slay them.
Agree, you just have to make sure u dont let them surround you and dodge roll the heavy attacks of the chub-chubs, easy souls
Impling they would Attack a 200lbs 6'4 german
Bump
Top Kek you lost 2 world wars
Vegan here.
Wasted a year at the gym, working out without a routine. Recently got a routine and noticing promising gains already. I'm managing to get 130-180g protein per day without protein powder, and hitting all my micros and macros. Admittedly, I was a skelly, but I was skelly before becoming vegan. Hoping to get built. No man tits yet, and erections are firmer, and sperm quantity is higher. Just my personal journey so far.
> inb4 post body
probably just 1 i guess never been in a fight and im not a violent person
yeh post body
Third time's the charm
>he doesn't know how to get past the so᠌y filter
based and redpilled
I'm a little above skinnyfat, and I've been working on a routine for less than two weeks. It would be pointless.
I'm admittedly a bugman. Look awful without a beard and I can't put in contacts. Hate myself for it. Not much to be done
6'1 190 and I've been in street fights
I'd say about 7 or 8
Nobody fucking cares about your shitty progress, answer the fucking question. Why are you humble bragging about little shits of progress.
Based
As a bugman that exercises and has rage issues, I think I would take 1 or maybe 2
So᠌yboys
So᠌y
So᠌ybean
So᠌ylent
Super So᠌yan
maybe 3-4 realistically? and if they are absolute soi bois if they attack at same time im probs screwed
Well you're fucking up europe pretty well as it is.
how?
I would guess a near infinite amount if hydration and food weren't an issue, and if the "flat grassy area" extended into infinity in every direction. You could just run away and kite them.
>Source: Killing Floor
copy my so᠌y and paste it into a word pad. magic!
Assuming I'm much faster at about every single pace. I would have to poke their eyes until they are all blind and then silently strangle each one.
In the mean time I could take care of the newly born soys
One of the effects of So᠌y, gentlemen and gentlemen. Notice how, without prompt, clout, experience, or even real relevance to the point, the estrogen-laced person interjects their useless anecdotes in an off-topic and self-centered way.
See how (((he))) congratulates himself for nothing of significance and posts about a subject making it about ((himself))) for no reason aside from egotism. It's the same sort of accomplishment as when 15 year old girls surging with feminine hormones post their cute selfies with a caption about how people are so mean to each other.
Seriously consider suicide. Your kind will not make it. Your kind will not accomplish anything of value or virtue. You are a social parasite that should be expunged.
Cringe
Are you 15?
I'm just providing a different perspective to that offered by OP.
*snap*
>I can't put in contacts.
wut.
what do you mean, "can't" - like if you touch your eye you go blind from the cheeto dust? or just don't like it? nobody likes putting in contacts at first and it's hard for most people lol. you get better at it quickly. your defeatist attitude is why you're a bugman, perhaps?
Quite a few. The key is to not show weakness, I doubt they'll fight long once a few go down with seemingly no problem and then I can chase them down and slaughter them
Can I be naked? Painted?
I wanna go for a crazed berserker kind of vibe, If I could scare the absolute shit out of them I probably could take more just because they might run or be unable to coherently cooperate in trying to drag me to the ground
>I'm just providing a different perspective to that offered by OP.
>a year in the gym
>skinnyfat
>lucky to reach 180g protein/day
Seems like a reinforcing perspective
>All vegans
it's questionable if they even make the 20m to reach me.
can i take my pre-workout before the fight?
>hurr duhrr muh preworkout
>contains onions
>Muh aryan race
Yeah, sure thing Ahmed.
All of them, fighting a basedaboya is like fighting a toddler but without the gilt
football bro here; in all honesty all of them can be taken on, as long as i can distance myself from a massive crowd forming around myself and then just using techniques to take them down
kek'd and checked