/gayfit/

Am i better going for ottermode/cardiobunny or full THICCness as a 5'7" manlet?

If ottermode and thiccmode were on a scale from 0 to 10 i'd suggest you be on 7, thicc enough but not too much

Do you have a pic for reference?

lmao

Indeed

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>implying

No matter how much you lift, you will always be a disgrace to your family

holy shit this is the ideal goal body that I always imagined but never actually saw

>implying my parents know
>implying i'm not gonna keep it a secret and actually marry a grill but have a secret relationship with a guy just for the adrenaline rush

>homosexuals
>sexual health

Lmao, nice meme.

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how does one achieve it?

>you
>having to worry about your sexual health

Is it true that fuggin a man's ass feels better since it's tighter? Is it true that getting fugged in the ass feels better because of the prostate?

Youre right, I dont because Im not a faggot so the filthy std ridden cesspool of aids demographic is already out of the picture for me. Like swimming in the ocean versus swimming in a scummy pond next to a trailer park.

Feels good man.

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So many homos have the best physiques thanks to peer pressure, superficiality and stereotyping. I wish I was homo so I wouldn't have to deal with the hetero dating game and just get random bjs off handsome men worshipping my muscle

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Nah you don't because it would change nothing if you did, virgin

>thanks to peer pressure
Wut? Do gays force their friends to go to the gym or something? Because that's actually fucking nice and makes me befriend homos

>implying they dont actually know but choose to live in the ilussion youre not a fag

came here to say this

project moar aids ridden faggot

haha I wish. Most gay guys I know are either utter dyels or super obese

are bis also welcome

Sure
Bis are actually patrician since they are not bound to any gender and just shag whichever they want
Heteros are condemned to chase thots
Gays will never experience the sweetness of feminine love
Bis can have the best of both worlds

>feminine
>love

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i want my bf to start working out regularly but i can only get him to work out when we do it together. He tells me he wants to get ripped but he doesnt seem very motivated and usually postpones when i suggest he work out.

What should i do? help me out bros

Flirt with dudes at the gym to make him jealous

People get fit to please themselves not others. There is no motivation for him to look good for others when he now haves you.

Lol at this seething faggotcope.

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literally all i want is pecs and a stomach like this

Tell him that if he works out he can cum inside you

>/gayfit/
Isn't that pleonasm?

Well Jow Forums gets off to male bodies more than fucking /lgbt/.
Even they would ask Jow Forums to chill out

>fit is a straight board
Then why did it turn me gay?

pls be in brazil

fuck off tollini