1st of august

>1st of august
>new month, new me!
>restrict myself to 1500kcal
>almost complete week 1 day 1 of c25k
>feel empowered
>#blessed
>mfw

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Can you send pic of boobies

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Stick to it girl, I used to always do the “new month new me” thing all the time too. I’d start the first week strong then it would all go downhill when I’d cheat and feel guilty about what I ate.

My last week has been shit when it comes to eating. Met my hero but I’ve stagnated at 189. Haven’t eaten anything today but it won’t be garbage.

Whats the motivation for people pretending to be women on the internet?

The closest I came to that was back in 2003 when I played an MMORPG called Star Wars Galaxies. I had begun work on the Politician profession skill tree. The developers had announced player cities and housing.

So I started taking deposits from people to live in my city which I claimed would be a large trade hub for player run cities. You needed the Politician profession to actually run one of these player cities, very few people would put skill points into Politician as it had no benefits for combat, generally people had a alternate account that they created just for the sake of having a politician, and generally only a few people did this.

I made several million credits scamming people doing this, when player cities finally released I just never made the city and kept all the credits to myself. It gave me a huge boost at the start of the game, I ended up being one of the richest people on my server by the time I quit for WoW in December 2004, I controlled all of the legendary weapons on my server, as I was able to buy all of them that dropped early on during the games first few months. Legendary drops were nerfed by the developers, so all the original legendary weapons that dropped early on in the games life exploded in value.

I've liked doing the scams, but I've never done the "hehe I'm a gurl" scam, it seems like so much more work? Why not just scam the normal way?

Post feet

OP, any kind of picture that’s proof you’re a female with timestamp.

>implying there aren’t women posting on Jow Forums at this very moment
If you don’t want to believe me that’s fine but girls lurk here all the time.

Actually, Jow Forums is the only board with female posters.

>cgl
both of these have more women on them than Jow Forums. cgl probably has more women on it than the rest of Jow Forums combined

forgot to add mu

There are chicks on Jow Forums too, if you’ve ever gone on their vocaroo threads you get to hear some of them.

you clearly never been on nu-b

How bad is /b/ nowadays, I haven't been on it since the banana posters.

bullshit, women cant be autistic
>lolcow on the other hand...

Has any guy managed to score with a chick on Jow Forums?

not the only one, but they love to lurk in those cbt

This,or did you seriously think someone actually virgin shames for real?

This. That's what killed /b/ for me.

This, gotta admit some of them are pretty hot

it's my birthday today

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Congrats buddy

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Omg right?!? Even when they don’t show the face you can tell by the size of the neck and jaw that many of them are Chads

hapy birthday fren

happy birthday my friend !
now you send bobs and vagene to above pls?

Why does this make me feel happy yet sad at the same time?

No girl uses the word “chad” nice try tho

So then you can call insult us for sending nudes even though you asked for them like the girl from yesterday? No thanks

happy ascension august fellow female.. we will make it

I can't wait for September to come so I can finally go back to school. I am sick of sitting at home all summer it is driving me mad. I actually like school more than summer at this point because of how boring my life is.

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Hey I know him

I made all my Runescape characters female. I never really asked myself why.

TITS OR GTFO

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ITS NOT FOR ME, ITS FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY, send bobs and vagene to birthday boy...

this is always the 2nd or 3rd post

Dumb bitch, stop thinking your body is anything special, just post them tits and fuck off

So then why should I post them?

The fact that you keep replying shows you have the pic ready to go and just want to hide the fact that you're a dirty whore, now post the fucking tits or gtfo

I’m definitely not gonna post my tiddies but I will keep posting :)

That makes no sense, you literally can't add anything meaningful other than tits

Congrats, I literally did this last month (5'9 200lbs dude)
I've already dropped to 190, and can run the full 5k without stopping.

>you literally can't add anything meaningful other than tits
As if you’re able to add anything meaningful besides open bobs and vagene

What the actual fuck are you trying to communicate, you're a woman, anything you say is meaningless and your only purpose in life is to provide a fuck hole

>your only purpose in life is to provide a fuck hole
Oof. Why are you so mad?

I'm a virgin retard now post those milkies

>August 1
>internship in California nearly over
>have to go back to my cold landlocked city to finish college

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Theres an actual female? If we are lucky we can hear them talk on vocaroo!!!
Guysh, hey you guysh.... there ish wominzsh on dish board!!!!

I fucking hate you cuck virgins. Absolutely pathetic the lengths you white knights go to for online female attention. Youre even worse than the white roastie. Sad.

You didnt have to mention youre female. But you did. The rrason being was to attract a fucking horde of skinnyfat cuck virgin beta orbiting white knighting losers to cheer you on.
You destroy every platform, every group that men make and lowerr the quality of its content so drastically and with seemingly no effort at all.
Because you bring out the cuck white knight in all these cucks, and real men have to call them losers. We HAVE to, otherwise you will think the entire male gender is as disgustingly pathetic as them.
Then we start fighting eachother, and you sit back and goad the fight on, beta orbitor vs Jow Forumsizen.
Effectively distracting the subject of fitness, to it being about YOUR FUCKING HOLES!!!!
FUCK OFF! NO TITS, JUST FUCK. OFF. NOW.

So much yhis

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Some girl I met in uni browses pol and is redpilled but dear god is she fucking cringey and autistic. She's cute and was into me so I managed to sleep with her before getting the fuck away from that autismo

I knew a bitch who browsed Jow Forums.
She was fat and 5 foot tall. Glasses.
Also had sex with 20 guys admittedly, also smoked weed and snorted crack, she told me all this.
Jow Forums girls are trash.
I have also milked nudes from some over kik thay i met on /sov/ and a couple from Jow Forums.
They are so easy, especially the white girls.
NEVER date a girl who is into politics or who browses internet regularly.

This

t. generalizes women because they hate him

>NEVER date a girl who is into politics or who browses internet regularly.
Why?

how many people are there who don't browse the internet regularly lol

>unironically using the word 'generalizes'
t. retarded roastie

>Implying
lmao

More like new month, new meme

same reason incels don't like women in videogames: they're scared

I like asian girls.
>inb4 beta neckbeard fat virgin
Pic related.
I just got out of college classes for the day start of the semester, also worked this morning and then hit the beach with the lads. Got my blood tested, went to steak and shake, then to some smoothie place, then to planet fitness and now im home shitposting on pol.
Also i changed docks for my old boat which is now in a better marina. All Of this i did from 4am to 5pm.

Also i literally slay pussy. All my girlfriends were white (but im changing that policy). At my work i have 1 blonde (who i used to love) that is in love with me. 1 emo chick, and an anorexic girl.
Also i got asked out by a cute spic girl a month ago. Oh and theres another one who works the department next to me who literally just stares at me all day. Also told ,y friend that she wants to "hump" me.
Also last week while i was camping, 3 girls from the campground asked me to take their picture, then hit on me after and followed me back to the beach. Got one girls number which i threw away.

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>hurrdurr ur word is dumb even though it exactly describes the issue, therefore ur a roastie
t. dropped out of special needs school

Not the guy who stated this, but women who are into politics have not allowed themselves time to be women. More often than not, women who are way into politics tend to be at least moderate lefties and, in most cases, extremely left. This is because women react on emotion.
Political compass aside, women also have a habit of allowing interests to define their entire character. A man can be into politics but that is only a small side of his total identity unless he's a Jow Forums incel. This is why women are usually x chicks. Theyre party chicks, fitness chicks, political chicks, drama chicks, etc. Most modern women have one sided personalities where an interest dominates their entire identity and dating someone who is always rambling on about politics will drive you insane.


This, and they use politics to get male attention kek.

wow ur so cool tell me more, totally believable internet stranger

Kek you look like a DYEL beta who hits on asians because their only standard is "white" and avoid white women because you look like that ginger kid actor with the punchable face and weird eyebrows.

oh god, it's the guy who thinks he's a psychologist

cringe

Happy birthday user, there's light at the end of the tunnel... So I've heard

>feeling the need to write a fucking novel because someone on Jow Forums said girls hate him

how insecure are you?

Prove my point wrong, then. Think of most girls you know and they always make a hobby or interest their entire identity. Either they identify themselves as party girls, festival girls, edgy meme ladies, fitness chicks, gamer gurrrls, political chicks, etc.
Men do it too, but it seems to be more common in women. Usually guys only do it when they're autistic as shit, e.g. gymcels. I work out six days a week, but I don't let fitness define my character. I have many interests and don't let one define my entire personality.

>dyel
I am lean and natty. Everything is dyel to a roiding fraud lmao

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i can't think of a single girl that is like this and i have 10+ in my closer circle of friends plus several others i know.
What the fuck kind of women did you meet?

'*i know and regularly talk to

t. Has only ever talked to his mommy and sister.

>10+ female friends
LOL
Look at this virgin

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whatever lets you sleep at night mr. psychologist

Mgtow represent, way to go lad.

can you read?

Im not a mgtow lol. I like asian girls.
Impoverished ugly manlets with high bodtfat like white girls.

Im not him but whatever. Youre just a cuck dude.

You are mgtow you just dont know it.

I have about 2 in my close circle of friends and it's because they're not like what I described earlier. You either hit the female acquaintance jackpot, or you're a hobby=identity incel yourself
Guess which one is more likely the case?

>talking to this girl at the park yesterday
>going well so start pulling the moves onto her
>she laughs and says she has a boyfriend
>turns out that she was has is not going well

Then she mentions she has a sister
>full of doubt I ask for a pic and introduce
>shows me cutest girl ever, and get told has crippling anxiety as well as me.

Perfect

Go to ask her out, she is the one she who does it that she has she can’t
Her sister answers the phone, sets up everything.

>Be me
>landed this date with a qt. Shy girl from the park
>go to her house, have bottle of Fanta and some chocolate flowers to give her.

Enter kitchen and then we’ll go back to get your stuff done and I’ll put it in.
Halfway through the sister and her boyfriend start having to a younger sister igirl she is would was just curious about how she did would was not just be glad?


Anyway I just want your opinions on what I should say to her? If I should say anything?
I was pretty uncomfortable because of it but it was their home and sister.

Hnnng show dick

Why are you wearing a wig?

Are you post or pre-op?

>tfw 5'7 male cutting at 1200 daily calories while lifting heavy 4 days of the week
No sir I do not like this

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>my boat
This is why i hate lanklets.

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Am I just retarded, or does this post make no sense at all???

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Can you?
>10+ female friends
>10+
This brainlet is getting shit on

How many of you have actually had female friends? I’m talking average girls not instathots.

because i have female friends?
sure, dude.

same here dude

Lol every thread with this topic on Jow Forums, theres a million roasties and beta orbitors calling everyone an incel and yellowfever fags "betas who cant get white girls".
But what i keep seeing in response is hilarious.
Good looking Jow Forums dudes posting timestamp proof that they are not incels, neckbeards, betas or losers of any kind.
In fact the only place that this meme exists is in their own minds, and a plethora of terribly bad MSpaint.jpg images.

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guess which what's more likely: women are people with normal personalities or the children u described

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Meanwhile, outside of their fictional hand drawings, reality is much different

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and? having female friends makes me a virgin?

It's really no wonder most people on Jow Forums aren't present in society lol

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/an/ and /ck/ both have lots of female posters

Femanons iit: go to lolcow or crystal cafe, it’s slower but it’s female friendly since most of the users are women anyways.

Reality is not kind to the white roastie and her beta army

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