What happened the last time you asked a girl out?

She was using me to get to the guild leader, my friend at the time originallu.
>This was 3 years back in warlords of draenor.
>INB4 pull mah devil trigger

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I got told I was too young and that if I was 5 years older she would date me

I was 7 years old when I first grabbed a girl's ass. I haven't gone any further than eye contact since then.

she said yes, and then five months later cheated on and ghosted me.

Got detained by police for about 30 minutes, I knew women were bad but I never realized they could be so cruel to call the police and lie for no good reason. I've avoided women since then.

Died of embarrassment, shes in a better place now

We went to an Italian joint and I told her goodbye because I was moving. We hugged and parted ways.
My only regret was being an utter autist around people, especially her.

She was already engaged.
Turns out every single girl anywhere around was also already in a serious relationship (virtually all had children, those that didn't were still already married or engaged, and those that had none of that were in a long-term serious relationship where they lived with the other party).

Tf happened next?

It was seven years ago in freshman year of high school.
She must have been creeped out because I never talked much and I'm sure there had been rumors about me being a shooter or something. She just kind of brushed it off and then the next day a bunch of normalfags jumped me and started beating the shit out of me. So the week after that I brought in a pocket knife and stabbed one of them in the chest during lunch before his buddies started beating me up again.
I got expelled and had to attend a remedial school for the rest of high school, which was probably for the best because I made more friends there than I ever would have at my original high school. Plus I actually am severely mentally ill.

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i got so nervous that in the end i did nothing

Same...I don't have any interest in 99% of girls and no chance at the other 1%

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what's that L shape on the forhead mean?

Loser

originale

love

originalisimo

la hoo sa herr

how in the originality is this original

HEY. You don't talk to user like that.

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Turned out the girl was Mormon and wasn't allowed to date.

user I have bad news.
She lied.

"thanks for asking but I'm not interested"
It took 3 years for me to build up the courage for that.

She said yes and we've been dating ever since. I don't even like her or think she's attractive but I guess it's better than being alone.

why is she on tinder then?

Sweating a stuttering isn't sexy. Confidence and aggression is sexy, the girl wants to feel like you literally might rape her if she doesn't say yes.

last time was in junior high school over MSN. that didn't go well. ever since i just kinda say it without saying it. That also doesn't work.

We didn't fuck

I've never asked a girl out in my 24 years of living.

Probably never will since I'm not attractive or have a social life.

I don't even know what love of another person feels like.

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she turned me down then did this instead

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then you will never have a girlfriend.

>how the fuck is that original
>he asks on a board full of virgins

last time i asked a girl out was my neighbor. she went back inside and locked her door. feels bad man.

Boi how r u bu grrr to kg 5j be ea as u

I'm aware, not having a gf is the least of my worries

She literally told me to fuck off. Haven't asked out any other girls since.

>What happened the last time you asked a girl out?
she gave me her number.
Or at least that's what i would want to say, the truth is that she gave me her number but i never asked her out (or text her).
I liked her very, VERY much, but didn't knew how to text her (or even if it was ok for someone like me to text her), so i panicked for a few weeks, then a month, and then i gave up and accepted the fact that i did nothing and that i would probably never would do anything.
I missed my chance, and now i have to live with it.

>literally told me to fuck off.
user those are very rare and you should be grateful that she was honest with you like that. keep trying. most of them will give you soft bullshit excuses that confuse you and you dont know if shes interested or not.

You post on Jow Forums. She was probably 100% right to tell you to fuck off.

I got a gf and the next day at a concert she broke up with me.

>You post on Jow Forums
so do you buddy

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We dated for two days. I liked being happy

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I'm a realist, I know better than to ask women out. You never should have tried to improve your situation. Now you know better.

She said she likes me too, but then goes unresponsive for like a week, then says she wants to be friends, fast forward a months later, then she asked me out. I said yeah, we never hung out, but texted everyday and anytime I suggested we hang out, she found an excuse and said maybe it's better to take a break from our relationship. I was pretty confused and try to stop it but in the end i submitted. Then we were friends again for like 2 months, I started hanging out with her and her friend. her friend was pretty cool so sometimes when the girls i asked out wasn't home I hung out with her friend. the girl I asked out then asked me out again and said she feels a bit jealous when I hang out with her friend, i said yes like the beta i am. same thing happens, little to no contact, then "maybe we should be friends" I say yes because i hope for yet another chance. then sometime later I asked her out again, she said yes, and then again that she wants a break after no contact. I told her to fuck off at this point, I was too tired of the games.

To this day I'm confused as to what her goals were, or maybe I'm just too retarded to see them?

She said yes, and seemed very exited about it, she talked about it every time we saw each other before the date I set aka 4 days later, and then she cancelled and ghosted me.

She told me that she doesnt date outside her race. She was latina and im white. Its whatever tho she got pregnant in highschool and dropped out never to be seen again

she brought her sister

She said "No, thank you". So I panicked and ran to the bathroom crying. That was about 7 years ago.

The black girl seems most interested in the nerdy guy.

She said yes and we've been dating ever since, it's been 3 years.

Never did, my guy

She said yes, but I never talked to her after the first date. She was basic as fuck and gained like 50 lbs since she took her profile pic (this was on tinder btw)

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She just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend. She succeeded, but not with me. As far as I can tell they're still together.

Lil peep

Oreganissimo

She laughed in my face, it was embarrassing and everyone started watching, I ended up peeing myself which made everyone laugh even harder until I started crying which just made it even worse and I was known as a loser for the rest of the next 2 years. I never asked a girl out since.

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Is that you the Hero of Kvatch!?

Can I polish your back perhaps?

Okay, I'll be at Seydah Been if you need me :)

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I got ignored. It was through text and I asked her to hang out during her university's Thanksgiving break.

She said 'no thanks' and sped walked away. Haven't asked a girl out since.

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