Are people laughing at me?

>in a public place
>get up to go to the bathroom
>people start laugh uncontrollably
Ok what the fuck!

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You are a walking joke. of course they're laughing at you, buddy

Reminds of this song youtu.be/9MLdf7L0kFQ
I was for a very very long time my dude, haven't felt this feel in a while.

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Dude if they are theyre assholes. It doesnt even make sense. But srlsy like 80% of all people are assholes. Its not worth worrying about.

How do you know that you don't have really bad timing?
>chitter chatter
>pause
This is where you get up
>(climax) BEAHAHAH
Oh shit that's me they're laughing at ME!!
>What do you call a pile of sticks?
>pause
This is where you get up
>A FAGGOT!!!
FUCK that's me they're talking about ME!!!

It happened two times, I was coming into a Chinese restaurant and I heard a moment of silence which then turned into 8 roasties laughing maniacally.

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>she moved away from me even though there was a lot of space in this part of the bus
>do I smell? am I so creepy that she got scared?

>why is this guy looking around so much? does he think I'm going to attack him or something?

>she looked like she wanted to sit next to me
>but then she saw my face and suddenly changed direction

I think they can tell I'm not one of them

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op you have to stop caring what they think. what other people think doesnt matter, only what they do matters. random bitches have no consequence. their opinions have no part to play in your life and their opinions deserve no respect. the only way they win is if they get to you so dont let them. do you think obama lost any sleep over tabloids and bitches? no.

Most robots have a thousand yard stare, normies see this and instinctively stay away.

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she probably just thought you might hit on her. women hate it and it happens a lot. its a constant thing. guys are like vultures that just see a piece of meat. like if you seemed too friendly maybe that spooked her. nothing about you or any dude in particular. she probably just already has a bf or doesnt want one. i bet if you looked married or tired or uninteresed she would have sat down.

I honestly don't know how people get to that level of self confidence and esteem, I only feel like this when I'm on drugs.

if you stare at the woman she will avoid you because she doesnt want to shake some random dude off politely. its just easier to avoid the interaction entirely. staring=dude gonna flirt=woman has to explain to som random guy again that shes not meatpie.

I haven't seen anyone hit on a woman in the bus over here.
Must be some Anglo thing.
Here only old women strike up conversations with strangers on the bus.

you have to be picked on by every single person in your entire elementary school until you stop giving a shit. nothing they say is gonna change your day tomorrow.

It's highly likely that they are not only laughing at you, they're probably recording it too and will share it on the internet. They'll use facial recognition or something else to identify you and then track your life from now on.

guys dont usually just jump up and say HEY DATE ME PLZ. They always try to go for the long con. Act like friend then tell joke then ask questions then ask to go places then make sex joke then say not joke then blah blah blah. Its really disheartening when you realize the only people who attempt to talk to you are dudes. When you dont have any friends and just have a facebook page of stalkers. no one cares about you in actuality they just want the vagina. you are just a piece of roast beef. so you avoid the lone man on the bus because you dont need another random ass duckling following you around expecting food.

dont listen to this guy hes a psychopath. nobody does that shit. maybe one psychopath once in a while. but this poster is 100% psychopath

I was though, the whole school thought I was actually mentally retarded, my introduction to every new classmate began with "hey new kid!, you see this kid? We call him M.R... mentally retarded! Hahaha! (Sounds weird in English), I was pretty much infamous in my school for being the retarded kid, I was just a normal kid, I just didn't speak a lot.

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No, this is reality. Sounds like you're one of the assholes that does that and doesn't want anyone to be wise to what is happening.

old women can do it because 1) they are lonely and 2) know for a fact theyre not about to be hit on. they can have an actual fucking conversation that no one is expecting anything more out of.

Do women really, unironically live in constant fear of being hit on?

No.. it's just anoying

Do they like men walking into them with boners?

i was booger person. one day i realized everyone picked their nose they just pretend they don't. i bet you pick your nose and eat it and like it. its like how grown ass women feel this stupid urge to pretend they dont shit and get angry if you make fart jokes. i hate liars and i hate people who think they are better than other people because they pretend not to like clean nostrils.

What is this supposed to mean my guy?

Everyone scratches their butts too and they sniff it.

if you alrrady have social anxienty and random dudes have gotten visibly angry when you turned them down and you suck at doing political tactful things then yes

People just look uncomfortable around me because I'm big and ugly

it means 80-90 percent of people are assholes and in the closet with their boogers. its like when you read about old white conservative anti lgbt politicians secretly have a gay lover. most people are hippocrites and the opinions of hippocrites dont matter

here stands one of the enlightend ones

sounds like gangstalking

it's basically a bunch of bullshit that makes no sense, been happening to me for years now

you'll be okay.

if it's not gangstalking, then you're paranoid or something. I don't know a foolproof way to tell which it is.

Oh yeah, don't listen to anything anyone says about it. They're heads are lodged in their asses.

Don't even listen to the ones making theories. none of them are right.

They do matter, you hypocritist. That's why organizations like HOM (Hypocrite Opinions Matter) need to exist, hateful people like you.

dude i cant spell lmao
greek doctor who founded medicine totally picked his nose too though

gangstalking sounds like 10% government operation 90% paranoid schizophrenia

Paranoid fuck, just mind your business and go piss or whatever.

If it was gang stalking the best thing OP can do is still mind his business, unless they are physically assaulting you it gets you by you letting it get you. It is all a mind game.
That is what it is meant to sound like.

It's just gang stalking, my nig. Go ask /x/

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Is that a common thread theme there? I've never been there very long, just glanced at the catalog a few times.

Anyone have a quick rundown on this, I would google it but I'd rather just ask you since I'm desperately need human interaction.

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People claim they are being stalked and fucked with COINTELPRO style, except without anything even remotely close to a legitimate reason for it. Often occurs alongside alleged long-range microwave directed energy weapon attacks, remote neural monitoring (Malech patent, Method and Apparatus for Remotely Monitoring and Altering Brainwaves) and voice to skull (microwave auditory effect + maser + remote neural monitoring). Fairly common delusion but there is also plenty historical precedence for it and military has had the technology to do it for decades (Bioeffects of Selected Nonlethal Weapons).

Probably only happens to a very very very small percentage of shady people though, I'm some of it is true but I really doubt that it's that complex, you hide a microphone in their home, you bug the phone and you keep track of them through gps, no need for such extreme measures, I'd like to see some of secret tech the military/governments has tho, can't even imagine.

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That is a sexy belly button.

Normalfags, sir. We have little to no personality and it's really soul crushing when we see someone different. Then we instinctively use laughter and group thinking as a coping mechanism. Im guilty of that too, so don't worry about that, we forget soon enough.

MKULTRA was not carried out on shady people, was done to poor people and invalids. They have to test all that shit out and contracts like that can be extremely lucrative. The CIA has wanted these weapons since MKUKTRA subproject 119, the USAF has been discussing it enthusiastically since 1998. This shit does not just come up with dozens of patents and hundreds of millions invested in research over so many years and go absolutely nowhere, it just goes dark.

omfg, this. i thought i was the only one. i remember in elementary school everyone hated me because i was a nigger. as soon as i left that place i did good in high school and middle school then graduated and went to a decent uni.
my technique is actually just to go full robot. you cant be nervous if your a robot who doesnt feel emotion. you have to learn to get rid of all your emotions and leave happiness.

Are you Car? Do you dress like shit? Do you own a fedora? If you answered yes to these, they were in fact laughing at you.

Next time this happens you need to just reassure yourself that you are tripping and making connections where there are not any. Unless you are doing something ridiculous you have nothing to worry about, even if they are laughing at you it does not matter. This is not a healthy way to think and it can make you miserable so do not do it.

Pretty much never. I've been where you're at before. It's a symptom of mental illness.

Start working out man, this kind of paranoia will dissipate once you get a little bit of self-esteem in you I promise

I was wearing some black joggers, some nice black with white stripes (Adidas) running shoes and a blue shirt that fits me a little big but comfy, I recently fucked my hair up when I cut it myself recently, but it's not noticeable.
I never thought I'd get this kind of advice from rk9, what happened to you people recently? I completely agree by the way.

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> not a meatpie

Ahh, I see tumblr has arrived. Give everyone a break with that bullshit. If chad was the one staring at her on the bus, she would sit down next to.him. next thing you know, she's going back to chads place.

PEOPLE LIKE US DONT BELONG

I tend to stay away from this place and a few other boards too since going /noporn/ a couple months back. Thumbnails alone seem like a gratuitous assault on my senses now. You should also consider trying to cleanse yourself of the masturbatory jew too tbqh, (un)ironically take up nazism or Christendom or whatever, lord know's you'll be better off for it.

Anyways, if you have anxiety - the only real cure is a healthy self-image. If you hate yourself so much you're embarrassed to be in public, this is pretty much just your subconscious reminding you that you've let yourself down. The important thing to remember is that you don't actually have to continue fucking yourself up, habits are plastic