>Dad threw away the protein powder
Dad threw away the protein powder
Caleb Harris
Jaxson Morgan
>cat knocked bucket of whey off counter and onto floor
Logan Wright
He's just trying to spare your kidney op
Nathan Rodriguez
that shit just makes you bloated anyway, you should thank him.
eat meat/fish instead
Ryan Sanchez
>ex gf wants to meet up after seeing my new instagram pics of me after a cut
Caleb Cox
Sebastian Young
Agree to do it, then ghost her, and block her.
Hudson Davis
>protein powder
Jesus, you can easily eat 250g of protein every day without needin any powders. Just make sure to eat high protein food instead of low protein shit.
Kevin Russell
My dad heard me throw up once in my room and he asked me about protein powder but it was actually my crippling alcoholism
Kevin Hughes
If your cat can actually do that he is strong as hell
Eli Roberts
yeah, that sure is a cheap solution
Leo Watson
>Took a nasty shit after eating something bad
>Ma immediately assumes it's the protein powder
Why is it that once you start using protein powder everyone assumes that anything bad that happens to you is because of the protein powder?
Kayden Clark
i thought the idea was to eat low protein foods in order to get high amounts of protein
Josiah Smith
What if i cant afford steak every night
What if ive been eating chicken for 3 months and i want to throw up everytime i taste it
I JUST WANT CHEAP PROTEIN I CAN QUICKLY TAKE
Eli Richardson
I go to school nigga i cant afford salmon every night
Elijah Lee
Fuck her, empty the clip inside, then block her number
Carson Perry
His cat is buff dropped the protein powder to eat it and get buffer
Be careful op, you might end up being the cat of the relationship
Jacob Scott
>tfw became the cat of the relationship
>getting neutered next week
Help me bros.
Bentley Evans
Oh boy, lets just hope he doesn't get any weird ideas like that user and his cat
Dominic Adams
Actually kek'd
Thomas Carter
Which one, the creatine one?
Kayden Long
The attaching weights one
Jack Phillips
Neither of these, after his incident, the phrase "don't fuck your cat user" became popular in Jow Forums for some time
James Diaz
Holy shit kek
Brody Wright
maybe he'll buy you a nintendo switch too
Nathan Lewis
> block her
Blake Fisher
>have female best friend
>we flirt all the time, don't even think about dating for a while because she just got out of a long term relationship
>one day she drunk messages me about how she wants to date now but is too scared to because she doesn't want to mess things up
>next day we go to watch BB at a mutual friends house
>shes cuddly as shit and runs her hands through my hair and shit, end up making out on friends couch when he's in the bathroom
>messages me when I get home about how she really wants to date but she just doesn't want to be committed and that we should just be friends
>the next day we go to beach and she keeps feeling my muscles
>cry when I get home because she'll never love me
I'm her security blanket while she can go fuck
Brody Rogers
he saw the so᠌y in the ingredients and saved you.
Mason Morales
its already fucked dude. tell her this, and the only way to save it is to date or ghost. be a man.
Cooper Scott
ur dumb, bro. take her out, show her a good time, then take her to the bone zone.
do that like 4 times without getting desperate or clingy, and she'll be your gf.