ITT: Bone chilling sentances
>so what kind of music do you listen to user?
ITT: Bone chilling sentances
Benjamin Jackson
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Logan Phillips
>"Why should we hire you; What makes you stand out from the other candidates"
LITERALLY ZERO RIGHT ANSWERS
Nathaniel Jackson
>"So what do you do for fun?"
fuckufkcuuufkc
Ian Garcia
>so what music are you listening to?
I'm listening to a podcast. normies hate anything long and that requires more than 10 seconds of attention and will therefore leave you alone
Brody Price
>"So do you have any hobbies?"
Dominic Collins
>user how come you're 12 year old brother has a gf?
Asher Walker
"what hobbies do you have user"
FUFUFUFUFUUFUFU
Jonathan Bennett
I hate this question. I say I hate music, even though music is one of my few joys.
Aiden Brown
>so who is your favorite candydoll model user?
Easton Fisher
I just say I'm too busy. I have a second job. I say I read if they keep asking.
James Hall
>what is your political affiliation user?
Have a seat...
Joshua Russell
>Hey user!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chase Gutierrez
>why are you so quiet, user?
(tm)
Jace Ross
I don't get it. Just tell them what music you like
Andrew Martin
"You're a really nice guy"
Fuckyourobot
Liam Torres
not op but I'm guessing it's something exotic for normies, and they'd want him to explain what his music's all about and give them a sample. idk about you but for me talking about myself is the worst fucking thing in the world
Elijah Rogers
True robots don't enjoy talking about themselves.
Brings the opportunity for judgement and criticism.
Parker Cooper
>Can you talk?
James Morris
"So, any new girlfriends?
Liam Moore
>Hey, so I need to talk to you about something.
>So, theres something I wanted to ask you about.
>What is that supposed to mean?
I hate facing the music, I always feel like I did something wrong even if I did nothing.
Gabriel Murphy
>i dont care much about hip hop
>i still listen to rock whether its old or new
how can i acquire zoomer taste
Samuel Davis
i don't remember making this post but there it is.
Ayden Fisher
>OMG user talks!
I know this has been said before.
Ethan Miller
Just listen to young rappers on youtube or something my dude
Aaron Bell
Listen to XXXTentacion and realize that it all sounds exactly like that
Anthony Hill
>get asked a question
>respond
>"OMG YOU CAN TALK?"
>they don't actually acknowledge what I said and immediately return to talking among themselves
and people wonder why i'm so quiet
Levi Flores
Kind of tricky, but it's more of a show of how you think. Simply put, just pick a skill, and explain a time whne you used that skill effectively. Skills are common, but experiences are distinct.
Ex.
>Why should we hire you user? We want people who are a cut above the rest at our corporation
>Well Mr. Employer man, I would say confidently that I have great interpersonal skills. In my yo7uth and college years, I spent a great edeal of time communicatign via online chat boards with anonymous internet strangers.
>Using this board, I was able to foster meaningful relationships and engage in thrilling discussion, all the while remaining in the comforts of my home.
>I've also learned many other skills, such as analytics when checking false source, to skills in debating and mediation between discordant parties.
>that being said, i would leap at the opportunity to apply these skills in a meaningful way at your company
Lucas Reyes
getting hobbies isn't hard. You're probably on the computer a lot so find a project that you can apply yourself to. Programming or learning a language or anything along those lines.
Eli Carter
>What is your greatest weakness?
aoaiweiajweoigj;aweg
Lincoln Adams
I never understand this. you should live your life seeking novel eperiences so that you can gush about yourself when given the opportunity. Or at the very least, have novel opinions. that means more than "Fuck Trump" or "Ethnostate now". Read books and reorient your mental spheres. fantasize and dream in obtuse and fascinating ways. dare to be different, and you'll find plenty to talk about.
Julian Martinez
>sometimes I try too hard and push myself to the limit when I don't need to
Brandon Barnes
Screw that man. Music is a personal thing. you don't have to be a trend slave. Find people who enjoy your spheres of music as well. I'm a Tom Waits guy myself, and no one in my age group has even heard of him. But idgaf. You shouldn't either.
Landon Gutierrez
>Hey, user! Are you sweating? Are you nervous or something?
Connor Harris
I'm still not over his death
Wyatt Kelly
>what are you listening to?
>mfw uncensored no love deep web album cover on my phone
Anthony Wilson
>so what kind of music do you listen to user?
retro games music and wrestling entrance themes
Angel Davis
How's that bone chilling? Just tell them what you like
Nicholas Walker
This questions is kind of tricky too, but it's still just a sort of test. you want to show how that weakness is turning into a strentgh, but you need to pick an actual weakness.
Ex.
>user, what's your greatest weakness?
>well mrs. employer lady, I find that I have a hard time sticking to one task at a time.
>I always like to pile on extra projects and take in work even when my plate is full.
>I like the idea of being industrious and getting lots of things done, though realistically this isn't always possible.
>So, I'd want to improve by slowing down and devoting all of my time to individual projects to get the best result,s instead of a bunch of okays scattered around several projects.
Or something to that effect.
Anthony Cox
>so what kind of music do you listen to user?
mainly indie rock, stuff that's interesting to listen to
youtu.be
Cameron Thomas
Didn't even know he existed until he was dead all over instagram
John Adams
and then you wonder why you don't have friends lol
Nolan Miller
i'm learning japanese but then i'd basically be outing myself as a huge fucking weeb
Blake Miller
>so what kind of music do you listen to user?
Easton Brown
>Son, there's a girl/guy at my work who's son/daughter/niece/nephew works at [insert company name] and they have an opening right now...
John Miller
>user eat that already you are so picky!
Eating disorders make a regular restaurant dinner a nightmare
Matthew Morris
>"Why should we hire you; What makes you stand out from the other candidates"
The next time I do an interview my reply to that will be
"Why do you need other candidates"
Jackson Flores
>retro games music
thank god I'm not the only one. When anyone asks what music I listen to I say some shit like jazz just to conceal my autism power levels
Easton Sanchez
might sound stupid but "I've heard about you"
still haunts me to this day because I have no idea what the fuck they meant by that
gonna assume people said shitty things about me but why
Angel Williams
not a question either but related to yours, i fear
>ohhh so YOU'RE user
Thomas Young
>you're bones are cold user
Kayden Ortiz
kekekekekekoo
Jonathan Rogers
Actually a good reply. Thanks user.
Origaniolo
Hudson Richardson
>tfw guy I knew my whole life introduced me to his gf by ironically calling me "legendary"
I revealed my powerlevels afterwards.
I'm not going to pretend to be nice after shit like this.
Charles Lewis
>oh I brought my girlfriend by the way, (gf), meet user
Jayden Ross
>talk about something
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
Levi Morales
Are you fuckin kiddin me? Metal. That shuts normies right up.
"oh like metallica?"
Yeah sure.
End of convo.
Samuel Lewis
you listen to actual trash user maybe you should just lie
you too
Jacob Smith
>what's with your eyes?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaron Green
>Why are you so cold, show some emotion!
>dont look that angry
Landon Wright
that's basically what it was
but I literally never met the person
they just went to the same school
David Sullivan
Not OP but I don't like this question because I don't listen to music. I don't follow bands or genres, it isn't that I hate music, I just don't find it interesting enough to follow it or download songs.
Daniel Sanchez
Holy fuck we're a rare kind user, to me musics just there as nothing special but everyone swears by it like its life itself
Christian Perry
for more reasons than one:
>so when are you gonna get a boyfriend
Anthony Campbell
vidya soundtracks
Joshua Sanders
The one that makes me shiver at night...
>tell me about your last girlfriend
Lucas Richardson
Do people make fun of you implying you are a faggot?
Gavin James
>"So what job are you aspiring towards in the future?"
Christopher Garcia
Exactly this, true robots hate talking about them selves
Carson Howard
"What kind of music do you like?"
At that point I start naming JoJo stands until they fuck off.
Hudson Stewart
>Hey, what you've been up to?
>"nothing much.."
Pic related
Jacob Morales
>so what kind of music do you listen to user?
i wished more people asked me this because it's only thing i can talk about interestingly
Brayden Flores
ariel pink is probably the best zoomer-core i can think of right now
Evan King
>"so have you met your internet girlfriend yet user? your dad and I are very curious"
f-fuck
Tyler Rogers
good strat mr robotto
Lucas Bell
>go on, user, put a music of your liking for us
PLs.
Aiden Allen
>what do you do during your free time, user?
Isaac Gomez
I've given up and just tell people I'm into ambient and dream pop stuff, or "pretty much anything haha" if I'm not in the mood
Isaac James
>Tell them slamming death metal
>normies leave you alone
Problem solved
Samuel Ramirez
>tfw music is my only hobby
>when someone asks me what do i listen to i get sweaty and nervous
>"uh m-mostly atmospheric music"
Cameron Thompson
>blikky got the stiffy
Adam Kelly
what do they ask you instead? that's always what people ask me when we're getting to know each other and i hate it
Nolan Powell
Holy shit, hang yourself
Dominic Rogers
I just always answer with "igorrr". Oddly enough a lot of people seem to like or apreciate it
Samuel Hill
That's the point of giving a vague genre. YouTube links don't exist in real life, and people aren't actually interested enough to say "Yeah? Well show it to me."