"Sir, you're under arrest for having low testosterone levels"

Her police hat isn't centered, this is bothering me.

> SHE'S GOT A GUN, CALL THE POLICE!
> police show up, see black with gun
> police open fire while I record on my phone
> liveleak comments all say "wtf I can't hear anything, the guy recording was laughing too much"

>just got finished jerking it to one of her videos
>this thread

based mindmeldbro

Literally impossible as ive been injecting since January

Test this
:whips out BWC:

fucking kek

based fapposters

Her proportions tells me she is high T herself.

need a name

This ebony can suck a (white) dick like nobody's business.

Isosceles is gay. Also you're not even looking at the front sight

>Ana Foxxx

Patrician taste

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literally going to jack off right now thanks Jow Forums :333

"That isn't a crime."

I'm not into niggers.

*mating presses her*

Has anyone started to become more attracted to black women since lifting?

I'd just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

"How's this for a start?"

But then again I'm not autistic like you and know what girls want

unironically this

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING!!

>No tits
>Black tranny face
>No puffy pusy
>Square torso
Yup, checks out.

No dick also.

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Ana Foxxx

hahahahahaah source for this? I love her scenes but have never seen this I'm pissing.

"nah, my test levels are through the roof, but i might have something illegal up my ass if you wanna arrest and cavity search me"

Fuckig topkek

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>average Jow Forums user

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>y-you too

fight me

>Fapping in your sleep

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ha. I knew you'd fall for it! you are under arrest for possession of illegal substances

Buzzfeed HQ is down the block ma'am

Ho-ly fuck what is the source on this please?

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no stop pushing it.

Please stop being anti-Semitic

Fuck off (((Tyrone)))

source, please

t.Ducati pleb

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Jesus Christ how ugly, not only because she's black

Rape her into submission on the hood of her car, then take her badge as a souvenir.
Then put the stolen cop car cam of her being shamed into multiple screaming orgasms against her will onto pornhub and a few other websites.

fucking a black grl is like fucking an orc

You gonna get dabbed on

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Please just kill me

>Say nothing and angry rape her

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There are no female orcs user.
They're just sexless male shaped fucked up elf corpses shat into life using the same process that they use to create alchemical homunculi.
The real homdunculi creation method not the fma stuff.

That’s not high T. THIS is high T!

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Do elaborate.

I demand a trial by combat.

Fag

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THAT foot is super high T. Lmfao what the fuck?

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no u

imdb.com/title/tt3824458/

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Well let's go back to my place and raise those levels then.

she cute

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kill me pete

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>GFEMONKEY.COM
I understand the monkey part but what does GFE stand for?

I’m sorry I lost a nut from testicular torsion

Bitch fuck you I was born like this.
> tfw cryptorchidism kills all your gains
> tfw test levels of a 60 y/o guy
> tfw I'll need HRT some day

>Black draws gun on me
>Tries to say "gib me dat"
>I shoot them and call the police.
>Go home and shit post of Jow Forums

Girlfriend ebony

>clearly airsoft weapon

overpower her and COLONIZE

>what would I say
why is there a female in my moms basement

sorry officer harambe

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She bought her for you, she really wants grandkids. Run along and do your business

Sauce

Pretty sure I've fapped to this before but I lost it

literally me

>he cute

Imagine getting so butthurt from just a shitposting thread.

where do i sign up for this bjj class?

>you get arrested for your penis being too small instead

>you aight white boi

Last 3 digits determines your Test ng/dl blood level

ROLLING

what muscles do i train for white boi mode?

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kek

Sorry user, you're a girl

calf raises × claymore

Good, take me in and put me on trt to fix this problem

Remove the piercing so I can fuck your midrif

holy shit lmao
>this will never be me

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Is this what heaven feels like?

Go away nigger

>What would you say?
*pulls pants down showing that dick to balls ratio is in order*

beat her

>i'm white shawty wassup
fucking kek

hnnnnnghhh i want this

Yep am blonde blue eyed fair skinned male gf is full nigger ana foxxx is prob 3rd fave pornstar desu

I know, im a degenerate

Naval piercings are so disgusting. I find them even more trashy than tattoos, which is amazing considering tattoos already lower people to subhuman status.

godfuckingdammit im on nofap whyd i come into this thread

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