You're slacking again Fresco
You're slacking again Fresco
S-sorry boss. I swear, I'll put more hours in tonight to finish up this report. I'll stay all night, if I have to!
You wanna explain to me why you didn't finish it last night?
I was on mandatory vacation, boss. I wish I could've, but I wasn't allowed to.
>tfw i have my own office so everytime somebody comes I have plenty time to alt-tab and pretend work
I pity the openspace fags
Stop trying to force this shitty meme. It will never catch on.
just gotta keep at it and i'll get my big break
user that's incredible. Keep up the great work, giving boss Pepe a shirt with a contrasting collar, an obnoxious necktie and suspenders was a nice touch that really sealed the deal in this being a great image.
Bepe is an 80s man at heart. Fresco tries and fails to pull off his style.
that one ain't mine sadly, shame its a jpeg
It's hard work making yourself presentable!
>taking ownership of memes
I'm surprised you don't have a tripcode. Also, your meme sucks.
so; his name is Fresco?
Here's the nu-Fresco! Just for you.
Shut your fucking mouth, Fresco is the best thing to happen to this board in years.
I relate to him more than autistic poopoo pepe
sorry boss won't happen again i swear it
>17 replies
>8 posters
hm
it's getting stronger !!
Gee, it's almost like people sometimes make more than one post in threads they enjoy.
Faggot.
>not using an electric toothbrush
>not using eyedrops
>not taking anti-anxiety medication
and it's a refreshened fresco
An obvious explaination
OP is
With about 20 posts, half of them being the same guy, it makes sense. Weird how he double-replies tho
why reply to yourself
Why reply to frogposters at all.
>mogged by fresco
it's over
sorry i swear not edited
PEPE is Fresco's coworker, they work against corporate dick and pigface.
PEPE has a rare meme inheritance he just works his job to appear wagey, until that relative dies.
PEPE is the biz insider for Fresco due to this.
why are you still pushing this shit after two months? how many times have you been banned for spamming?
We need more good Ferguson OC
>unpleasant design
>concept isn't relatable
>rarely funny
Even still, I would have tolerated it had you not shoved it down our throats at any opportunity.
beat it NEETboy
dab on the haters every day
Fresco is an amazing meme
Keep it up
Why is Fresco red?
ohhh so that's what this meme is lol
why do you guys want op to be unsuccessful so badly? its funny. maybe the only poster in this thread is the op critic.
This is a fucking comedy goldmine. I don't even need to cheer OP up. This is the best thing I've seen on Jow Forums maybe ever.
Make one doing the captchas when you have to try again and him saying sorry boss I'll do better next time
Fresco is one of the best memes lately. Much better than trap spamming and homo threads.
they're trying to suppress freso because they know he could break them out of their gay-machine hypnotism
he's the opposite of pepe, so is red and grinning instead of green and sad
homo and trap threads are full of mentally ill people trying to recruit more into their degenaracy. i wonder how coping with being a subhuman led them to crave dick
fresco is the over-worked complimentary expression to boomer wojak and together they form the dualism of response to corporate overload--one embracing the burnout with an apathetic feel and the other pushing himself for reasons entering the absurd because he doesn't know what else he can do
it's a genius meme and makes perfect emancipatory sense
He keeps posting his donut-steel peepay in these threads. Sometimes Fresco appears in other threads, almost definitely courtesy of OP.
so? [because your comment was not original.]
i'm not the fresco creator but i like spamming him to piss people off
Is bad meme.
no it's not though why do you keep saying that
just look at the op image
look at this it's clearly a work of art
Fresco is a Japanese meme
>act like a nigger faggot
>get called a nigger faggot
>LMAO Y U MAD THOUGH HAHAHA GET TROLLED
Absolute top tier behavior user
Both of those memes are based around other, better memes.
take the plank out of your eye before removing the speck of sawdust from someone else's
what pepe and wojak? are you saying there can only be two memes?
guess what? you got trolled.
Stop being contrarian. If you do not like wagecuck memes do not post in wagecuck threads
No, the boomer and no talkie.
His teeth is supposed to be yellow ya know?
No talkie is a boss and a bully. Besides wageslave wojak, us wagies had no one to identify with. The post-college former yuppie Fresco is perfect for us
just got a new job alright lads
Wait, how old is Fresco meant to be? I saw him as 35-42.
He's in his late 20s having spent his early 20s as a NEET. He never went to college, this is canon (in the original planned timeline). But he sometimes went to college depending on what the story requires
I unironically identify with Fresco.
I sip 2- 3 cans of Energy each work day.
I love my work.
Post proofs or GTFO
Originahbjllollolili
>jeffle crashed and burned hard
good feel
>concept isn't relatable
underage b&
but pepe is meant to be happy, that was his entire foundation.
But pepe's grin was true hearted calmness.
Fresco's is a fraud to mask his shame.
At first I didnt care much for Fresco, I saw the threads and was like "oh another forced meme"
After giving the thread a look, he grew on me and some of the images gave a hearty chuckle. Frescos alright, relatable in some ways and has a subtle humour to him which has been gone from thid hellhole for a long time, keep it up.
Idk I came to this conclusion as well . It's much more representative of a more disturbing reality.
keep up the good work i'm watching you all
One thing that should be added to that timeline is that this isn't Fresco's first job, and he's been at it for god knows how many years, but still, he is impotent.
this is the first time i've ever seen fresco in my life and i love it
fresco quickly eats a hamburger before his boss yells at him for going over his 25 minute lunch break
Why does Fresco get a cruise ship to work?
can we add an element of foul bachelor frog to it? i feel they have become underrated
good rare Fresco with original colors
Blue shirt with that tie, really? C'mon.
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So it's not that Fresco is incestuous. He's just really fucked up.
fresco works hard, not smart
Fresco lore #3: He has been reported to HR 12 times for inappropriately speaking to female colleagues, all he said was hello.
Who are you to judge!
this hits home way too much
I mean his boss.
Someone with some fashion sense tbqh desu.
These are trap posters trying to turn Fresco into an icon for gay conversion.
hate him all you want fresco is here to stay
Fresco only eats meat and bananas.
>incel = gay
no thanks
tahts a lie
***SNAP***
I identify immensely with fresco.
>be end of work day yesterday
>ask my boss to deploy my changes because i have dinner plans with my dad
>he says ok
>halfway through dinner, boss calls
>hey could you run the deployment actually?
>ok.yml
>go home after dinner 8 pm
>review my bosses code
>find an additional bug in my deployment and fix it
>document a minor visual bug i found when showing my dad our application on his old af computer
>deploy my code
>realize the .zip of our code is up to 1.2 MB from 1.1, starting to get a little too fat
>go through each of the image assets purging the ones we don't use
>purge a few old modules that are deprecated
>write a new pull request
>download sass and put it in my PATH
>start writing all our css files into a sass file that will compile into the css we currently have (minified too to save a little more space in our zip)
>look at the clock
>1 am
>shit i have to get up for work in 6 hours
>go to sleep
being incel that hates degenaracy doesn't mean being gay lmao. hypergamy is the problem.
gays need to be fired
No you gotta listen to me user. I know you are innocently posting, but you must understand I've seen this a million times. Fresco is rejected by the opposite sex, poster replies, "Oh, I can relate to this" and so what do you do? You get a gender surgery. You gotta think where is the plot going. When someone says "this is gay" it's because whatever it is is eventually leading up to a gay porn. So nothing that happens to Fresco can follow the plot of what happened to the originally straight Jow Forums posters who are, incidentally, trying to sabotage this meme.
>"Oh, I can relate to this" and so what do you do? You get a gender surgery.
stopped reading there
nope
What would be the order of attraction here
>skinny guy (machinist tier)
>muscular guy
>chubby guy (not a total fatty)
>fat guy
It happened to Jow Forums it could happen to Fresco.
Fresco doesn't understand all that fancy jargon. He just knows when the clock goes out, and to stand around so it doesn't look like he's waiting for the moment it strikes quitting time.
frescrow get fit lictes
He's quit going to the bar after work. Now he's hitting the gym in his spare time. Surely something good can come of this.
Fresco lore #4: He's an alcoholic
Automate your deployment and stop working past the 8th hour
>introducing a dependency to make the artifacts smaller
laughingdevops.jpg
"Fresco, you're doing great work here, but I gotta tell you, man. At Chadco. we don't hire normal nine-to-fivers here, we higher people with grit and ambition, who stay as long as it takes. Remember, nine-to-fivers don't change the world, it takes vision and drive. So why don't you get back to your cubicle and get that new feature out the door for me tonight. It'll really show the men upstairs your dedication to the company."
Fresco the Overworked Salaryman is Fresco's half-japanese cousin from 2chan, distinguishable by his less jarring appearance. He rarely appears as he has even less free time than true Fresco. You can be sure that he's got a lot on his plate though